DTD £150,000 GTD September Deepstack Live Update

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Blondes and people you may know include:

Tommy Bingham, who is already crying he can't hit a hand, and taken solace in online porn on his ipad.

Karl Snow, David Amos, Paul Garnham, Alan Stearn, George Bedi, Peter Wrigglesworth, Ben Vinson, Stu and Tom Rutter, Tim Blake & Jon Kalmer, plus Tom Langley.

Richard Pearson is also here again today after bagging up 400K last night at 3am. He assures me he is sober, although it's early yet.

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Hi Caroline I've MSG u on Facebook I've spoke to tighty and wanted to see if u needed help tomorrow??? X Sam

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Hi Caroline I've MSG u on Facebook I've spoke to tighty and wanted to see if u needed help tomorrow??? X Sam

Thanks Sam that will be great if you're around, see you tomorrow

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Got pretty excited then as Sam Trickett has tweeted he is on his way to DTD, so when I see a post saying "Caroline can I help you, from Sam x" - well, what's a Cougar to think!

[Bloomy63]

Can you get me a chip count for Jason Clarke please

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Got pretty excited then as Sam Trickett has tweeted he is on his way to DTD, so when I see a post saying "Caroline can I help you, from Sam x" - well, what's a Cougar to think!

Caroline,Sam's just left home,should be with you soon,get the kettle on,lol..ps hows Chris Sly doing please.

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Can you get me a chip count for Jason Clarke please

Got 35k.....

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Table 36.

Four way pot, about 3K in the middle and a flop reading  

Seat 2 Khadir Khoshan bets 1200, called by seats 3 & 4, round to seat 8, Rahim Tadj-saadat, who goes all in for 26K, as you do.

This doesn't faze Khadir who immediately says call!

He still has 80K behind so it's not a tournament decision, but for the other players with averge 30K stacks, it's a bit scarier and they fold.

Rahim turns over top two pair,   and Khadir shows   , chasing a flush.

Flush duly arrives on the turn, but it's unfortunately the   which of course gives Rahim the boat.

Khadir doesn't immediately see the house and fist pumps a big "Yes!"  

But the rest of the table are happy to tell him and he sits back down, deflated. However, with still double the average stack, he's not going to let one premature pump put him off.

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Got pretty excited then as Sam Trickett has tweeted he is on his way to DTD, so when I see a post saying "Caroline can I help you, from Sam x" - well, what's a Cougar to think!

Caroline,Sam's just left home,should be with you soon,get the kettle on,lol..ps hows Chris Sly doing please.

lol will track him down. Chris Sly that is.

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Got pretty excited then as Sam Trickett has tweeted he is on his way to DTD, so when I see a post saying "Caroline can I help you, from Sam x" - well, what's a Cougar to think!

Caroline,Sam's just left home,should be with you soon,get the kettle on,lol..ps hows Chris Sly doing please.

Chris Sly on 36K. Squashed between Stu Rutter and Tim Blake.

I can think of better sandwiches.

[Bloomy63]

Can you get me a chip count for Jason Clarke please

Got 35k.....

ok mate, glgl, keep me posted

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Will - Sickest Fish and Rasta Fish are keeping the whole table entertained.

Will is in every hand, and I mean every hand. I'd say he's winning half of them as he's still on starting stack..

He has just brutalised a young lad on his table, on a board of  .

Lad checks and Will bets 5,200


I'm going to cut his speech down to a manageable size but to get the feel, copy and paste the following 93 times and read without pausing for breath:


"You let me get there I got there on the river I've got a set do you believe me I've got a set no I haven't I've got nothing Ace high wins nice hand son nice hand you win ace high is great King high is good jack is good ive got a boat I've got a house King duece King duece you let me get there I ave a boat don't call me son if you call me I'll show you a full house if you fold I'll show you a full house whatever happens I'll show you a full house I've got K2 K2 k2"

The kid calls and Will shows ..  .

As declared and takes the pot.

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Quick break.

Will Kassouf is still involved in a hand a full six minutes into the break.

Seat 9, Stephen Broughton  hasn't played a hand, hasn't spoken once, hasn't ordered a drink or eaten, hasn't had a loo break or a fag break.

He's been waiting for his moment, and on the river of a fairly non-descript board he goes allin after Will has bet and calmly sits there in the same immobile position he's been in since 2pm.

Will is talking (see previous speech) and Ste is totally ignoring him, and continues to do so for a full five minutes.

Tommy Bingham calls the clock. However, as he's not on the table TD Ryan isn't interested.

The table is surrounded and Will is still talking until even he realises it's a waste of his time and folds.

Stephen rakes his pot in, and calmly leaves the table without saying a word.

I think he may be a bot.

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Ben Vinson in a hand with Jason Barton and Lee Clarke.

Board reads 

Lee checks to Ben who bets 3100.

Jason calls, as does Lee.

River is the  , bringing the flush and potential full houses.

Lee Clarke bets out 5k.

Ben tanks for a while and reluctantly folds.

Action to Jason who throws in 4 x purple chips - 20K.

Lee immediately calls and shows pocket for a full house.

Jason turns over pocket sizes for Quadzilla.

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Will - Sickest Fish and Rasta Fish are keeping the whole table entertained.

Will is in every hand, and I mean every hand. I'd say he's winning half of them as he's still on starting stack..

He has just brutalised a young lad on his table, on a board of  .

Lad checks and Will bets 5,200


I'm going to cut his speech down to a manageable size but to get the feel, copy and paste the following 93 times and read without pausing for breath:


"You let me get there I got there on the river I've got a set do you believe me I've got a set no I haven't I've got nothing Ace high wins nice hand son nice hand you win ace high is great King high is good jack is good ive got a boat I've got a house King duece King duece you let me get there I ave a boat don't call me son if you call me I'll show you a full house if you fold I'll show you a full house whatever happens I'll show you a full house I've got K2 K2 k2"

The kid calls and Will shows ..  .

As declared and takes the pot.

Did Will get a penalty?