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« Reply #390 on: December 11, 2013, 08:58:57 AM » |
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Cheers guys. Can't believe we held. Thank god Pelegrini didn't realise if they scored again they would win..
Along with my PC that broke my cheapo office chair also died the other week so I've just oordered a 'heavy duty' desk chair. Basically one which doesn't crumple when a fatty like me sits on it.
Also given the missus money to go and see her parents and take em out for a meal which means I have a free wknd. wiiii, gonna overdose on poker, porn and sports. chooo chooo.
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« Reply #391 on: December 11, 2013, 09:21:28 AM » |
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superb milli
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« Reply #392 on: December 11, 2013, 04:53:06 PM » |
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 But how much did you lose? x3 losing £5 bets x1 £5 winner.  Haha, love the pic! Always happy to see a punter get one over on the bookies <3 |
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« Reply #393 on: December 12, 2013, 10:41:20 AM » |
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Went to DTD last night. Banter was actually better than normal tbh but there was bit too much of "oh man, my 92 would have turned a boat, i knew I should have stayed in..", fist pumping and analysing every hand for my liking. It's probably not a good sign when you start thinking to yourself 'I could be watching eastenders right now'. Was supposed to be going tonight but will probs swerve and go back Fri and Sat for the £10k and £20k gtes.
Poker wise I was far too aggro and struggled to get people to fold the bottom of their range. Silly of me for trying really. Didn't flip well either which meant I was home for midnight.
I don't think I have mentioned my love for milkshakes itt. I abs love milkshakes! Whenever I visit a new place I always have to try one in case they can better the holy grail. The holy grail is my very own concoction. It is hands down the best milkshake I have found on this planet!!
Holy grail = Vanilla ice cream, strawberry ice cream, strawberry nesquik powder, milk, couple of ice cubes, strawberry ice cream sauce and a handful of fresh strawberries all blended together. Eff me. Just incredible and it is also an amazing hangover cure.
I even have a couple of milk shake related strawberries;
Me and the missus were in a restaurant in Rome. I had just finished my coke as the waiter brought out our mains. He asked if I would like another drink and I replied "Yes, but could I have a strawberry milkshake this time please".. couple of mins later as I have just finished my first slice of pizza he brings me over a huge glass of what he claimed to be 'strawberry milkshake' but in reality was a gigantic ice cream sundae.. we were sitting outside at the time in 40 degree heat so I had to demolish this glorious dessert before it melted. I can only imagine what people must have thought.. this story seemed much funnier irl than typing it out.. nevermind.
4am, Georgia, just left a nightclub with some American friends and they told me were going to place called IHOP to carry on the night.. I said "cool". We got there and sat down. The waitress asked me what I would like to drink and I asked for a Corona.. she said "haha, we don't serve alcohol here honey". I was actually semi pleased about this as I was pretty bamboozled as it was. "no problem" I said. I will have a milkshake instead. she asked me what flavour I would like and I replied "Banana please". Oh my days... "BANANA" she screamed. " A banana............. MILKSHAKE??? " she then called over her colleague and repeated the hilarity of the situation whilst they both laughed in my face. I was slightly confused as to what was going on.. the only flavours the yanks really do are chocolate, strawberry and vanilla. This was deepest, darkest Augusta and never in her life did she think she would hear someone order a banana milkshake. Again this story seems more interesting in my head and it is much better when I do the waitress' accent. I later found out IHOP stood for 'international house of pancakes'. It was kind of like our kebab shops where everyone goes after the clubs to pull the filthy leftovers. Michael Jackson came on the radio and I ended up singing and dancing with 2 black women (easily both 25 stone+) who were actually kind enough to offer me a 3 some. (I think they were after their UK badges). Like a proper English gentleman I politely declined and went back to eating my blueberry pancakes. THE END.
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« Reply #394 on: December 12, 2013, 11:51:16 AM » |
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Like a proper English gentleman I politely declined
i think i have lost a little respect for you here, surely this would have made a much more interesting story!!!!!!
PS, maybe try catch you saturday for the £50(+2 rl!)
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« Reply #395 on: December 12, 2013, 11:53:03 AM » |
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Had a missus innit. #loyaltyftw
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« Reply #396 on: December 12, 2013, 11:56:36 AM » |
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Over 50 stone combined weight in a threesome would need some bed to hold Them!
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« Reply #397 on: December 12, 2013, 11:57:39 AM » |
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Over 50 stone combined weight in a threesome would need some bed to hold Them!
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« Reply #398 on: December 12, 2013, 12:10:05 PM » |
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Had a missus innit. #loyaltyftw
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« Reply #399 on: December 13, 2013, 07:16:32 AM » |
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Bed at 4 and up at 7.  little un was going mental, if someone can sleep through the sounds of a crying child they are a better man than me. Second I woke up I started thinking about darts, lolz, pretty crazy but I'm so excited. wiiii |
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« Reply #400 on: December 13, 2013, 10:24:47 AM » |
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New chair arrived this morning. It is pure heaven. I have been sitting on a dining chair for the last week and my back is in tatters. I finally know what comfort feels like. ahhhhhhhhh.
D-Day has finally landed. I am balls deep in one bet and will probably have a cheeky intrest in every game. Could be broke by January, but it will have been worth it.
LET'S PLAY DAAAAAAAAAAARTS!
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« Reply #401 on: December 13, 2013, 10:36:27 AM » |
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D-Day has finally landed. I am balls deep in one bet and will probably have a cheeky intrest in every game. Could be broke by January, but it will have been worth it.
Enlighten please
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« Reply #402 on: December 13, 2013, 10:41:46 AM » |
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I dont hate this diary.
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« Reply #403 on: December 13, 2013, 10:49:32 AM » |
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D-Day has finally landed. I am balls deep in one bet and will probably have a cheeky intrest in every game. Could be broke by January, but it will have been worth it.
Enlighten please
http://www.oddschecker.com/darts/pdc-world-championship/total-100plus-averagesMy struggle to get a bet on was documented in the darts betting thread and tft. Was 5/4 last night. 5/6 now and I can see it going even shorter tbh. I geninuely think it's a 1/2 shot. Unbelievably on Weds before I had spotted it, it was 2/1! Some shrewd mother must have hammered that to pieces. We have a PS4 and a few games riding on it. gogogogogo. Will give me a sweat for every single game regardless! I dont hate this diary.
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« Reply #404 on: December 13, 2013, 10:57:18 AM » |
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I dont hate this diary.
I used to not hate your's tbf. Until it got all serious and there was a severe lack of gifs. Now I hates it.  |
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