Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)

[JK]

The Belton Bowl

The amount of chips Zerofive is expected to have at any stage in any live tournament.

Example: "How is Sean doing in that live tournament?" "Oh he has a Belton Bowl"

[pokerfan]

Milliganed

You think your a lock In a  DTD sat but then the big stack gifts the short stack 2bb's,
"Oh shit I've been milliganed"

[JK]

The Belton Bowl

The amount of chips Zerofive is expected to have at any stage in any live tournament.

Example: "How is Sean doing in that live tournament?" "Oh he has a Belton Bowl"

Obv wins the live tournament he's in when I post this. What a guy

[Eso Kral]

To Wazz / Wazzing

Definition - To create a diary or post 300 times within a week period with the sole intention of selling a vegas or other staking package whilst declaring when questioned that you will be posting a lot more on the forum but post vegas wait until the next package is due before posting again

"Wow your post count has been up in the last few days"

"Yeah I wazzs just Wazzing!"

[cambridgealex]

Bitchtionary

To use this thread to get something off your chest, in a light hearted disguise.

[Mitch]

Hulmeongous

To be massively overweight, to the point people are mistaking you for a bus.

"Look at Andrew, he's Hulmeongous"

[Rexas]

Mitchelin Star

A special award for any dish on a menu that Mitch regularly orders, normally awarded by page rather than single item.

[redsimon]

Nevilling

Where you have a big hand and your opponent outdraws you but you call off your chips then recount your hand to Tighty and anyone you bump into at DtD .

[philthepower]

The Fred Spread

The eye-watering differential between one night's winnings and the next night's losses.

Named after the extremes loving, swing seeking, bearded hero who has never come even remotely close to uttering the words "I finished level".

You felt the entire table in a 10k coup one day and you knock in the Ugandan national debt the next, otherwise you're not playing the game.