You married men think you have it bad? Leave it out.
I shall spend the day being told bad beat stories, or "so the flop came".
Valentines Day Massacre, more like.
To be honest mate there is a big chance my wife says the same to me at some stage this weekend.
I had you down as a runner for a romantic trip, maybe on a train somewhere and a lovely meal before a return journey. I mean who arranges a poker tourney for Valentines weekend eh?