Val Doonican.
As a child I knew all the lyrics of Delaney's Donkey and O'Rafferty's Motor Car.
Prime time TV star was Mr Doonican
'They pushed it, shoved it, oiled and embrocated it'
I think that's how one of those songs go, not sure if it's the car or the donkey though. :-)
My granny used to sing them to us when we were little, but I've never realised they were 'real' songs that you could buy until just now.
I knew she didn't make them up of course but she had a whole repertoire of funny folk songs and poems that I only ever heard from her.
Thanks for the little blast from the past David.