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« Reply #1125 on: June 21, 2018, 11:14:46 AM »

Incred word-smithery Jeeves

Or as the Frenchies might say, Bon Jovery Mot-ery
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« Reply #1126 on: June 24, 2018, 05:33:26 PM »

"I don't want to talk about it, how you broke my heart. If I stay here just a little bit longer,If I stay here, won't you listen to my heart, whoa, heart?"

I was a little startled that these were Masters first words to me on Thursday morning but i decided to enter into the spirit of it

"Certainly been sailing through stormy waters sir, aha ha ha"

only to be met with another withering look

"Jeeves, Portland and Seattle await. Oregon. Amtrak, Boeing. Seahawks. Sonics"

"Sir the Sonics left Seattle in 2008. No basketball in Seattle now. they are now the Oklahoma City Thunder. shall i leave your Lebron shirt here til you return?"

"Cheers, Jeeves"

"no problem sir"

On arrival in Seattle I decided to let the happy couple have some time touring the aircraft factory and left them with the words

"Will I see you tonight on a downtown train?"

Gill appeared to understand what i was getting at

"make sure you are wearing your handbags and the gladrags. That your Granddad had to sweat so you could buy"

and gave me a pleasant smile

"Baby?" I proferred to complete the sentence

but was met with a combination of looks that suggested i had overstepped the mark

I busied myself at the hotel and some hours later they returned. Master was all afluster

"Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got, Jeeves. Making your way in times of trouble, sure does help a lot Jeeves. I wanted to get away Jeeves, sometimes you've got to go where everybody knows your name Jeeves"

"sir?"

I was confused

"Cheers,Jeeves"

"Boston sir"

"no Jeeves, Seattle. Cheers. Bar. Kirstie Alley. Ted someone. Men drinking at a bar Jeeves"

"Boston sir"

"do you mean Frasier?"

"no Jeeves, he fought Ali in the Phillipines not Seattle"

"Madison Square Garden sir. Frasier sir, Kelsey Grammer, sir"

"No i didn't go to a grammar Jeeves"

"Cheers, sir"

"Yes Jeeves, Cheers."

Suddenly, as the trip seemed to go longer and longer right before my eyes, I noticed firstly that Gill had made herself scarce and secondly i had a dawning realisation. Even a Super Seniors Spin N Go at the Nugget was no longer soft enough for Master's abilities

"Shall we go and find a bar sir, something like we'd find in Boston?"

"Cheers Jeeves?"

"Cheers, sir"

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« Reply #1127 on: June 24, 2018, 05:42:22 PM »


^^^^

Best Rod Stewart track ever ever ever.
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« Reply #1128 on: June 24, 2018, 05:53:39 PM »

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« Reply #1129 on: June 24, 2018, 09:54:04 PM »

Gets better and better.
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« Reply #1130 on: June 24, 2018, 09:56:44 PM »

Gets better and better.
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« Reply #1131 on: June 24, 2018, 11:43:41 PM »

Just so good. Summer isn't summer without Jeeves.
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« Reply #1132 on: July 01, 2018, 02:39:29 PM »



Safe journey back Jeeves, and thanks awfully for all your splendid reports this year, dear chap.

Same time next year? 
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« Reply #1133 on: May 28, 2019, 10:00:26 PM »

.....looks like your Vegas master needs a Chauffeur & a Butler this year. Make sure you negotiate a good deal on your wages for the extra work this will entail. Rumour has it that he has been adjusting the RNG (*fact) 'next door'  and is absolutely  loaded with monies from his ill gotten gains. He was also a member of that Hatton gang too (*allegedly). He is trying to cover it all up though by doing another one of his Vegas scamming package things with the some of the saps members on here.


Really hope he has contacted you for your services on his jolly boys outing.

Good Luck.
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« Reply #1134 on: May 28, 2019, 11:07:46 PM »

Pleno flew out today, doubt Jeeves will be with Tikay this year.
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Keefy is back Smiley But for how long?
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