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« Reply #1335 on: November 04, 2019, 12:04:56 PM »

I asked the wife if I was the only one she had been with.

"Yes" she replied, "All the others were 9s and 10s"
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« Reply #1336 on: November 05, 2019, 07:51:24 PM »

Just heard about the women with no arms and legs,who won a srawberry
picking contest


Jammy twat.
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« Reply #1337 on: November 05, 2019, 10:37:14 PM »

Just heard about the women with no arms and legs,who won a srawberry
picking contest


Jammy twat.



😂😂😂😂
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« Reply #1338 on: November 18, 2019, 04:38:40 PM »

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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« Reply #1339 on: November 19, 2019, 04:58:14 PM »

WARMING !!!
If youse gets a link called "free porn" dont opin it ?!
its a birus wich deactivare you spellhecck and garbles up you writing. i also reciebed it but luckly i dont does porn so i dont opin it
warn al1 you vriends
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.

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« Reply #1340 on: November 19, 2019, 05:48:44 PM »

WARMING !!!
If youse gets a link called "free porn" dont opin it ?!
its a birus wich deactivare you spellhecck and garbles up you writing. i also reciebed it but luckly i dont does porn so i dont opin it
warn al1 you vriends

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« Reply #1341 on: November 19, 2019, 09:32:12 PM »

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out, had a few drinks, nice guy. He’s a web designer
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« Reply #1342 on: November 26, 2019, 12:04:32 PM »

I have been studying advanced physics recently and came across this curious space/time anomaly;

It takes 5 minutes to get from my house to the pub, but it takes 45 minutes to get from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.
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« Reply #1343 on: November 27, 2019, 09:40:00 AM »

I'm playing Scrabble with Midge Ure.
I've got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me.

O V N R
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« Reply #1344 on: November 27, 2019, 09:57:30 AM »

I'm playing Scrabble with Midge Ure.
I've got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me.

O V N R


Lol.


Already stolen and used it.
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