lil dave's lil life

[SuuPRlim]

About to engage in some high spirited, medium stakes gambling on the apprentice with a couple of willing buddies.

Format of the bet is we auction off for team members and recieve money in exchange for good performances week on week

2 hours time will be deciding teams! Been waiting 10 months for this 

[SuuPRlim]

done my bollocks first week of the apprentice.

Think my remaining 3 players are pretty strong though so hopefully I can get my money back over the next few weeks

[stribling]

done my bollocks first week of the apprentice.

Think my remaining 3 players are pretty strong though so hopefully I can get my money back over the next few weeks

Who's your horses out of interest?

[SuuPRlim]

done my bollocks first week of the apprentice.

Think my remaining 3 players are pretty strong though so hopefully I can get my money back over the next few weeks

Who's your horses out of interest?

Sarah Lynn
Ross
Sajan

Jeff...fucking Jeff, the break dancing, y-front wearing useless prick.


Not holding any grudges though 

[SuuPRlim]

Pro bitcoin trader now anyway

[BigAdz]

What's the name of the older bird with glasses from Oldham or Burnley, type place, red hair?

She wins.

[SuuPRlim]

What's the name of the older bird with glasses from Oldham or Burnley, type place, red hair?

She wins.

Yeh Michaela, I think she's class! Loved it last week when she wasn't happy with Bushra's management and commented that she was a "knob-head"

NORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHERN GALS !

I actually was keen to purchase her for my team, Keith was running me up i think.

[cambridgealex]

What's the name of the older bird with glasses from Oldham or Burnley, type place, red hair?

She wins.

Yeh Michaela, I think she's class! Loved it last week when she wasn't happy with Bushra's management and commented that she was a "knob-head"

NORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHERN GALS !

I actually was keen to purchase her for my team, Keith was running me up i think.

It was Bolton, and it was bellend. Get it right guys.

[SuuPRlim]

What's the name of the older bird with glasses from Oldham or Burnley, type place, red hair?

She wins.

Yeh Michaela, I think she's class! Loved it last week when she wasn't happy with Bushra's management and commented that she was a "knob-head"

NORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHERN GALS !

I actually was keen to purchase her for my team, Keith was running me up i think.

It was Bolton, and it was bellend. Get it right guys.

Yes. Bellend, she called Bushra a Bellend. 

[cambridgealex]

What's the name of the older bird with glasses from Oldham or Burnley, type place, red hair?

She wins.

Yeh Michaela, I think she's class! Loved it last week when she wasn't happy with Bushra's management and commented that she was a "knob-head"

NORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHERN GALS !

I actually was keen to purchase her for my team, Keith was running me up i think.

It was Bolton, and it was bellend. Get it right guys.

Yes. Bellend, she called Bushra a Bellend. 

Fuming. That's my girl.

[SuuPRlim]

she's a bellend

[SuuPRlim]

Had a nice jolly old jolly up day out yesterday at the races in Newmarket, thanks to Brammer and Moorman very generously putting on a party bus to take us from London and get us in the premier enclosure

One of the double edged elements to my personality is that I can get a little carried away in casual gambling, as a sort of defence to this I try keep myself out of trouble by setting myself a few rules, yesterday i went to the Races with £500 in cash and £300 that someone owed me, which I was planning not to have to call in if possible, and try run the money as hard as I can, basically wanted high morale social shenanigans to take precedence over any out of hand gambling

We kicked of sensibly, by doing a big team placepot and jackpot, and I went against the advice of most people and went for small £100 win bet on an outsider in the 13.50, the Jolly, Kew Gardens abs smashed it and its a great start for the jackpots and i'm doing a 1er, no head loss in sight yet.

Race 2. And I went all in (£400) on the 9/4 favourite which was one of the strongest fancied amongst the team, it got beat pretty horrendously... I went for a burger with Danny Rudd which should never lead to a headloss but somehow the pair of us hatched a plan to do £1400 each on the jolly in #3 @4/7 on debit cards at the betfred desk, take £800 profits in cash and run it into £400ew on the bloom horse in the #4. Got to the betfred desk and it was 1/2 so we "shrewdly" elected not to bother and £80 each on cardsharp @ 40s on BF instead. Plan was going great until I bumped into Bram just before the race started who told me he was lumped on the fave here to try get out, was 1.6 on BF so in a wreckless moment I slid the BF balance (~£1200) in, and it came absolute last

Head's starting to roll about now, so i picked four horses from the #4 race (out of 34!) The bloom horse (withhold), time to study, Byron Flyer and Lagostovegas and went £300 £300 £150 £150 ew respectively for £2k outlay (in for £4k on the days racing now!) and got a win and a place for £4500 back and in profit for the day

Took my profit cash and dusted it on the rest of the races, had a couple of 2nds at York and Chepstow, had to dip into my credit facility to punt the last and did a 1er on placepots etc, all in all finished the day a couple of hundred down, but we were in danger of dusting pretty big there - Lord knows what the plan was if the #4 race bricked 

Alls well that ends well though, had a belting day out - no harm done

[Tal]

Did you know it's Responsible Gambling Week, Dave?

https://www.begambleaware.org/rgweek/

[Woodsey]

Had a nice jolly old jolly up day out yesterday at the races in Newmarket, thanks to Brammer and Moorman very generously putting on a party bus to take us from London and get us in the premier enclosure

One of the double edged elements to my personality is that I can get a little carried away in casual gambling, as a sort of defence to this I try keep myself out of trouble by setting myself a few rules, yesterday i went to the Races with £500 in cash and £300 that someone owed me, which I was planning not to have to call in if possible, and try run the money as hard as I can, basically wanted high morale social shenanigans to take precedence over any out of hand gambling

We kicked of sensibly, by doing a big team placepot and jackpot, and I went against the advice of most people and went for small £100 win bet on an outsider in the 13.50, the Jolly, Kew Gardens abs smashed it and its a great start for the jackpots and i'm doing a 1er, no head loss in sight yet.

Race 2. And I went all in (£400) on the 9/4 favourite which was one of the strongest fancied amongst the team, it got beat pretty horrendously... I went for a burger with Danny Rudd which should never lead to a headloss but somehow the pair of us hatched a plan to do £1400 each on the jolly in #3 @4/7 on debit cards at the betfred desk, take £800 profits in cash and run it into £400ew on the bloom horse in the #4. Got to the betfred desk and it was 1/2 so we "shrewdly" elected not to bother and £80 each on cardsharp @ 40s on BF instead. Plan was going great until I bumped into Bram just before the race started who told me he was lumped on the fave here to try get out, was 1.6 on BF so in a wreckless moment I slid the BF balance (~£1200) in, and it came absolute last

Head's starting to roll about now, so i picked four horses from the #4 race (out of 34!) The bloom horse (withhold), time to study, Byron Flyer and Lagostovegas and went £300 £300 £150 £150 ew respectively for £2k outlay (in for £4k on the days racing now!) and got a win and a place for £4500 back and in profit for the day

Took my profit cash and dusted it on the rest of the races, had a couple of 2nds at York and Chepstow, had to dip into my credit facility to punt the last and did a 1er on placepots etc, all in all finished the day a couple of hundred down, but we were in danger of dusting pretty big there - Lord knows what the plan was if the #4 race bricked  

Alls well that ends well though, had a belting day out - no harm done

  sounds like exactly what I would do, hence why I limit my gambling opportunities these days, no buzz to be had from sticking just £20 on and having a sensible limit.  

[SuuPRlim]

yeh you're right, the best way is to just accept your head is liable to rifle into orbit in such circumstance and limit your opportunities where you're at risk