Blonde dead?

[Hawk]

Not sure if this thread is about Nipples, Tits or Blondes. (don't mind either)

But I did bump in to Tikays Grand Daughter today she was looking a bit perky

[Ironside]

my spelling sucks but #saveblondie

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[SuuPRlim]

ok previous two #saveblonde proposals not gone down well, I think this one is much better, I've used my advantage gambling history and my PR abilities to come up with a proper stonking idea...

So first thing we do is start a rumour on TfT - I think arrboy and Dubai are the best people for this, that we have solved the lottery. This will generate some buzz, we get (out of 18,727 member, of which lets estimate 75% are active) to contribute £250 each, which will equal £3,511,312 and use this to purchase lottery tickets, now I realise that the true odds are 13,983,816 - 1 but obviously its never going to be 1,2,3,4,5,6 or 8,9,10,11,12,13 etc as that NEVER happens so discount all them and you are actually left with 3,511,312 combinations!

Now we're due to recieve £5,565,296 (-my 10% management fee) leaving a tidy return of £356.62 to each player, a pretty impressive 40% RISK FREE ROI!

Now the buzz around blonde's lottery win, possible speculation that there is a "system" will cause a PR buzz, sign ups go through the roof and blonde is #saved and we all made a few quid.

I know most idea's have been jovial, light-hearted, roughly unrealistic and frankly a little silly...but now we have an idea with ACTUAL MATHS supporting it, lets go

#saveblonde

[tikay]

Surely a photo of the wonderful Stockport Viaduct, complete with train passing over it, AND the bus station in the foreground would be more popular?

[strak33]

Excellent

[Woodsey]

Surely a photo of the wonderful Stockport Viaduct, complete with train passing over it, AND the bus station in the foreground would be more popular?

Will be going over that in about 15 mins....

[tikay]

Surely a photo of the wonderful Stockport Viaduct, complete with train passing over it, AND the bus station in the foreground would be more popular?

Will be going over that in about 15 mins....

Photo please.

[booder]

ok previous two #saveblonde proposals not gone down well, I think this one is much better, I've used my advantage gambling history and my PR abilities to come up with a proper stonking idea...

So first thing we do is start a rumour on TfT - I think arrboy and Dubai are the best people for this, that we have solved the lottery. This will generate some buzz, we get (out of 18,727 member, of which lets estimate 75% are active) to contribute £250 each, which will equal £3,511,312 and use this to purchase lottery tickets, now I realise that the true odds are 13,983,816 - 1 but obviously its never going to be 1,2,3,4,5,6 or 8,9,10,11,12,13 etc as that NEVER happens so discount all them and you are actually left with 3,511,312 combinations!

Now we're due to recieve £5,565,296 (-my 10% management fee) leaving a tidy return of £356.62 to each player, a pretty impressive 40% RISK FREE ROI!

Now the buzz around blonde's lottery win, possible speculation that there is a "system" will cause a PR buzz, sign ups go through the roof and blonde is #saved and we all made a few quid.

I know most idea's have been jovial, light-hearted, roughly unrealistic and frankly a little silly...but now we have an idea with ACTUAL MATHS supporting it, lets go

#saveblonde

I'm in.

[Woodsey]

Surely a photo of the wonderful Stockport Viaduct, complete with train passing over it, AND the bus station in the foreground would be more popular?

Will be going over that in about 15 mins....

Photo please.

Saw it Too late sorry.....

[SuuPRlim]

Surely a photo of the wonderful Stockport Viaduct, complete with train passing over it, AND the bus station in the foreground would be more popular?

Will be going over that in about 15 mins....

Photo please.

Saw it Too late sorry.....

You boys and your crazy rock and roll stories

[Ironside]

anyone fancy giving me £500,000 so i can bet on cricket (i played a couple of games when i was in the army) i promise i will grim the backers so we can attract new members and  #saveblonde

in for £500, I'm sure we could dedicate a few £'s from the Camel/Aaron bare knuckle fight too

#saveblonde

guessing there is no legs in this idea


#saveblonde

[SuuPRlim]

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maybe if you did the cricket betting from here?

[tikay]

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maybe if you did the cricket betting from here?

Been on that, very nice it was, too.

I had a really interesting train journey last night from Farringdon to Hampton Court via 5 different trains, which took 6 hours. I can furnish full details if it will help the cause. 

[SuuPRlim]

Please, due to youthful wrecklessness I have less fingernails than most!

[Ironside]

i have a season pass on this train if it helps