Things you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask

[Mr F]

So being a Blonde has helped me get over the fact that I don't know much and if I have a question I should ask.  So this thread is for anyone like me who thinks there being stupid and will be ridiculed if they ask a simple question.

I'll kick off.

Will someone please tell me the difference between a satellite and a super satellite?  (And please no references to metal things that orbit the Earth)

[RED-DOG]

Satellite= single table

Super satellite= milti table

[Mr F]

Thanks Red,

Next question,

What's a milti-table?

(Sorry I couldn't resist)

[HarlemShuffle]

Satellite= single table

Super satellite= milti table

I always thought a super satallite was a satallite to a satallite. Well I've learned something new today anyway.

[TightEnd]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Rod Paradise]

Scientists are still working on it.....

[img width= height=]http://www.bigdawgblog.com/files/chicken-or-egg.jpg[/img]

[RED-DOG]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Egg (Breakfast)

Chicken (Dinner)

[Dingdell]

why is it that the number of satellites I play for the wsop directly correlates to the number of games i loose. Isn't there a mathematical equation I can use that will prove that at some time I will eventually win a table?

[AdamM]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

the egg. there were things laying eggs long before they evolved into chickens.

[matt674]

why is it that the number of satellites I play for the wsop directly correlates to the number of games i loose. Isn't there a mathematical equation I can use that will prove that at some time I will eventually win a table?

The mathematical equation you are seeking is

V = N x T

Where V is the position in the tournament you are trying to achieve

N is the number of runners in the tournament and

T is the number of tournaments you wish to play to achieve V

So if you only want to play 1 tournament and you want to finish first then the equation becomes

1 = N x 1

Therefore the only number that will make this mathematical equation possible is if N=1, therefore you need to find a tournament with only yourself as the participent.

(i believe i've passed this wisdom to you once before!)

Therein ends this open university lesson

[TightEnd]

x-(tight passive)/y-(fish per table) all divided by your aggression quotient

[Dingdell]

why is it that the number of satellites I play for the wsop directly correlates to the number of games i loose. Isn't there a mathematical equation I can use that will prove that at some time I will eventually win a table?

The mathematical equation you are seeking is

V = N x T

Where V is the position in the tournament you are trying to achieve

N is the number of runners in the tournament and

T is the number of tournaments you wish to play to achieve V

So if you only want to play 1 tournament and you want to finish first then the equation becomes

1 = N x 1

Therefore the only number that will make this mathematical equation possible is if N=1, therefore you need to find a tournament with only yourself as the participent.

(i believe i've passed this wisdom to you once before!)

Therein ends this open university lesson

Tight did once advise me that playing on ones own normally resulted in a win but i didn't beleive him. Thank you for your wisdom monkey boy ;-)

[matt674]

You are still talking poker here arent you??

[Dingdell]

You are still talking poker here arent you??

I assume he was.......don't shoot the messenger ;-)

[TightEnd]

I was, and I wasn't

It was open to interpretation