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« on: July 23, 2005, 04:28:49 PM » |
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Mrs Red has gone shopping and left me to fend for myself, had a look in the fridge, it contains
1 a can of squirty cream
2 A curly wurly
3 a cucumber
4 a half eaten cooked chicken that looks like a shipwreck
5 a water filled teething ring
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Bongo
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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2005, 04:31:20 PM » |
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http://www.dominos.co.uk/you can even order online.
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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2005, 04:38:51 PM » |
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Think of like this -
It's not a can of squirty cream this is luxury, tasty, prime anchor squirty cream......
This is not a curly wurly this is a lovingly prepared cadbury chocolate sensation made from the finest kenyan cocoa beans and fabuolous thick caramel centre curly wurly.....
etc etc
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Maroon
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2005, 04:50:55 PM » |
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Bongo's right, mate.
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Robert HM
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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2005, 04:55:58 PM » |
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Or if you feel the need to get out and about:
Dominos
148a London Road
Leicester
LE2 1ED
0116 299 6600
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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2005, 05:01:07 PM » |
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Mrs Red has gone shopping and left me to fend for myself, had a look in the fridge, it contains
1 a can of squirty cream
2 A curly wurly
3 a cucumber
4 a half eaten cooked chicken that looks like a shipwreck
5 a water filled teething ring
Confused by your request for a recipe. I have items 1 and 3, but under a pillow, not in the fridge. ..... I'll get my coat |
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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2005, 05:16:38 PM » |
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I settled on Chicken a la Gutsache
Tender pieces of chicken lovingly scraped from the carcase and served on a bed of cucumber diskettes, lightly seasoned with salt and flavoured with a hint of salmonella
Followed by Doofur Pudding
An intricate latticework of caramel and chocolate teased into a circle and filled with the finest dairy cream gently squirted from a precise distance of 9.25 inches
Delightful
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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2005, 07:30:42 PM » |
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Now I know i'm going to open myself up to some p1ss take here but imo one of the best sites on the WWW is .. http://www.deliaonline.com/Its got some great recipes and a handy shopping list feature.... cool eh?? Ermm hmm erm.. i'll get mi coat |
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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2005, 08:46:16 PM » |
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I cant think of Delia without hearing the daft bint giving it the "Lets be having you" speech at half time during a Norwich match...what was she thinking ffs !!!
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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2005, 01:28:06 AM » |
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read this this afternoon and wondered why you had squirty cream and a cucumber lol and you dont wanna know what the mrs remarked about the "teething ring" lol seems robert had the same idea lol
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2005, 04:52:13 AM » |
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But note the crushingly predictable adjectives as used in posh restaurants the world over.....
tender.....lovingly...bed of......lightly....hint of.....teased.......gently.
It's never tough.....plonked on.....dolloped......loads of....3 spoonfuls or 4.......please youself then.
Don't you just hate marketing speak? It's the assumption that we are all stupid that grates so.
"Fresh eggs" too......
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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2005, 05:00:33 AM » |
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I love those adverts for "limited edition" (about 10 million) plates from the Franklin mint that you see on the back of magazines, its the ads themselves that are works of art
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2005, 12:43:48 PM » |
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The shopping channel sales people are the absolute best at all that marketing talk. And they do it live! Hilarious but clearly it works or they wouldn't be able to sell cr*p for higher prices than you can get it for in the shops. My nan buys from them and says "It must be good 'coz that nice young girl says she even uses it herself it's so good."  |
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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2005, 12:45:37 PM » |
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We do get some threads on here, eh?
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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2005, 01:05:54 PM » |
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what about "medallions " of pork
tatsy peices of a porker and perfectly acceptable along with potatoes and seasonal veg for a filling daytime meal - agreed
highly decorative trinkets of jewellrey , worn round the neck of hairy chested men in their fifties to retain some semblence of youth - no !! i just aint having it
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sorry dad ive got the nuts
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