Only just seen this thread and I believe Kev missed out a very important step based on his own experience.
blonde Bash 3 structure
1: Turn Up
2: Pay £30 entry fee
3: Sit at table
4: Spunk all your chips on a draw
5: Drink copious amounts of alcohol
6: Play a few STT's
7: Repeat step 5
8: Back to hotel to repeat step 5
9: Stagger to bed [edit] with nearest spikey haired young man and pray that the room doesnt start spinning
10: Vow never to drink that much alcohol ever again
11: Start giving the mods grief about when we are doing it all again