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« on: August 17, 2006, 11:49:32 PM »

This film opens tomorrow and it has been a real internet hype story...way before anyone had seen it in the US it was voted the "best film title ever" on a film website

No idea if the film is any good, but Samuel L Jackson has said that he only signed up for the film on the basis of the title without reading the script.

As the hype grew a film magazine ran a competition entitled "blank on a blank" asking amateur film-Makers to come up with the least understandable "animal in a location" film title

the winners were

3rd Sloth on a Tank

2nd Eagles on a Chariot

1st Raccoons on a SpaceShuttle

Filiming of "snakes" ended at the end of 2005 and the studio ordered five days of reshoots. It also ran a competition for geeks of this film to put a line in the film

When you see the film and hear Jackson say "Enough of these motherf***ing motherf***ers on my plane"...well that was the winning line! 

I like this type of film buff stuff!
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2006, 11:51:01 PM »

I think they had to reshoot to put that line in.
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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2006, 12:03:08 AM »

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=12905.msg278302#msg278302

For some more SOAP discussion
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2006, 12:31:39 AM »

kind of related, but I nearly crashed my car the other morning whilst listening to Christian O'Connell on virgin and his 'snake or fake' quiz with Samuel L Jackson - made me laugh so much.  Anyone else hear it? 
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2006, 12:45:54 AM »

I don't do snakes at all

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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2006, 02:36:41 AM »

I wonder what "Snakes on a Plane"  is about Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

The film title is so unimaginative that that it sounds a raspberry winner to me.
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 03:20:36 AM »

I heard about another competition, based on 'Snakes on a Plane', where people were asked to retitle other movies in the 'Snakes on the Plane' mould, i.e. making the title as plank-obvious as possible:

e.g. Raiders of the Lost Ark might be "Dude with the whip versus the Nazis" or something similar...

(I don't know who won)
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2006, 03:24:44 AM »

School of Rock could be retitled

"Sister Act 2 with a fat bloke"
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2006, 03:38:00 AM »

Kindergarden cop and the third Reich

Kindergarden cop meets Abbott and Costello

Honey i shrunk the Kindergarden cop

Kindergarden cop on a hot tin roof

Twelve angry Kindergarden cops

KinderGarden cop farm

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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2006, 03:51:46 AM »

We could call Star Wars "Toy Advert episode 1"
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2006, 09:25:40 AM »

We could call Star Wars "Toy Advert episode 1"

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I have seen several trailers for SOAP now and have to say it doesn't look as crap as I thought it would be. Ofcourse the movie will be shit..butI bet ya it'll be funny shit.
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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2006, 09:35:03 AM »

I think it will safely fall into the category of films that are entertaining without actually being any good
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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2006, 10:48:02 AM »

 When I first heard about 'snakes on a Plane' I nearly choked on me black puddin', yer see I think them swanky Hollywood gits have stolen the idea from me rejected screenplay ' snakes ont' last tram t' Fleetwood'.
 do yer think i could sue 'em?
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2006, 11:03:20 AM »

When I first heard about 'snakes on a Plane' I nearly choked on me black puddin', yer see I think them swanky Hollywood gits have stolen the idea from me rejected screenplay ' snakes ont' last tram t' Fleetwood'.
 do yer think i could sue 'em?

Definitely, although I think you should settle out of court for a writing credit on the film - that way you'll have the glamour of being able to pick up the 'Best Original Screenplay' oscar next year.   Cool
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« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2006, 02:50:39 PM »

The title is something made up by a Vogon guard (in the Hitchikers Guide to the galaxy) trying to be imaginative
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