blonde poker forum

As the forum seems to be growing like mad i thought it might be a decent thread to have one piece of poker advice from all the wise blondites. Hopefully it will become a beginners guide type thingy.

I'll get the ball rolling - (not that i'm wise)

STARTING HANDS. Don't play rubbish until you can play it well. Mr Colclough's starting hand guide on bet365 poker advice is a good place to start.

Dont bluff a player unless you know he is good enough to pass

And dont eat yellow snow

the words balloon and lead come to mind!!!!!

I tried. ;D

Play at a level you are comfortable at and don't lose your confidence during a bad run.

Never stop studying the game.

Takes a few minutes to learn, yet a lifetime to master.

wax on, wax off.

There's no point looking up a dead horse's arse.

Rabbit-hunting, that is.

 ::) ::)

Never slow play a hand unless you have the stone cold absolute nuts

Never say never

i was sat next to and got talking to the camel at luton at their last festival and we were jabbering away about poker as you do and i mentioned i had just recently maid my first venture into limit cash poker and was finding it quite frustrating etc etc.  He said that he was in Vegas a few years ago (Keith hadn't been playing long) playing limit poker and a Texan old timer playing with Keith said "son, you go to the bar and buy me a JD and coke and i'll tell you the secret of poker" - keith being a newbie and keen to learn trotted off to the bar and returned with afformentioned drink and gave it to the texan and requested he be now given 'the secret of poker'.  The man took a deep breath and said to the young humped one in that annoying southern drawl.. "son, always play 10-5, cause you can't make a straight at poker without a 10 or a 5 in your hand" - keith sighed and no doubt armed with this advice has become the player he is today  :)

Now theres advice you don't need!

When will i know i'm good enough to pass ? :o

Never present glass trophies.


 ;D

After a great run, expect in the next month to be beaten by every single two outer.

"never play poker with a man named 'Doc' "

I've heard that somewhere. Was that in Super System?

Keep records re: games played, limits, profit/loss and key hands.

Can we drop that now please, hehe

hehe - nice line.

RED-DOG in disguise?

lol, no, just a similar warped sense of humour

Never call just to see if he has got it, most of the time he has!

Always call just to see if he has got it, some of the time he does not!

apart from when he hasn't got it, go all in.

don't piss into the wind and don't clean your windows with a shovel

Don't take the mask off the old Lone Ranger,

And don't mess around with Jim......

 ;)

Dont kick your granny while she's shaving

A hand in a bird is worth two on the bush.

I think.

Don't whistle whilst eating custard.