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So it's 2016, Wayne Rooney is about to lead England to their second successive Euro victory but what's happening on Blonde?

Any predictions?

Will Red-Dog be on a World-Wide tour promoting his third best seller? 

Has Kev finally sealed that railbirding sponsorship?

Will Mel have finally exhausted the worlds Vodka Red Bull supply?

Any more for any more?

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Tikay will be 48 years old and have 37,453,126 PMs stored

Well, I was gonna say that Matt will have won at least one WSOP main event, but now I won't! ;tk; ;tk;

 :goodpost: ;iagree;  I am in total agreement with the Monkey on this one.

In ten years time Tikays eyesight will have deteriorated to the point that he sits down at a Tarot reading & goes all-in with the Ace of Wands & the Queen of Cups - then claims it was a misread.

Poppet will be appearing on Wife Swap, together with her 8 kids Wayneo, Wayne, Waynetta, Dwain, Derwayne, Derwaynetta, Chardonnay and Kylie

She will then be in massive demand as a reality tv celebrity

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Blonde releases the Two Word Poker story after each reaches 50000 posts, it outsells the bible.

O/T TWO WORD POKER STORY will still be on the front page. Only Nemesis and his son post on it, it being their primary means of communication to each other

Tight End causes hysteria in the Science world when it is discovered his brain holds more (useless) information than it is possible to store on ANY computer.

It will be re-named " Grey"

more useless information Mr F. Please edit your post


AdamM spontaneously combusts when the results of his poll on moving the blinds become public. In a runaway victory, option number 13 "Move  the shortstack" triumphs for the eleventh year running.

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That's in 5 years - in 10 it'll be bald (and you lot will realise that Ariston and I were ahead of our time).

Then gets a ten minute ban for being in the Non Smoking section

WTF

Please don't take it seriously

I love you really.

in 2016 poker is brought to an end when Thewy is declared the winner

But he has lost all his money in a Nigerian money moving scheme.

lost all OUR money as he's won it ALL

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perhaps his nickname in 2016 will not be yo-yo..............he may be known as trigger

Brian Wilson will be WSOP2016

I will be warm

I will be Loose


Heid will be Seek

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I'll be dead

West Ham get to the Champions league final and beat Accrington Stanley 4-3 in a 7 goal thriller 50 year old Teddy Sheringham Scoring twice after coming on for Marlon Harewood who was playing his last game for the club after announcing his retirement

You cheeky little....

Royal Flush wins a bracelet in the $3,000 Western Roll event of the 2016 World Series, defeating Charlotte Church heads up for the money.

Blue Square offered him odds of 20,000 to 1 prior to the event.

They have to pay out 600 quid.

Charmaine is temporarily banned from the forum as she finally misses a birthday announcement.  Fortunately Tikay has a telegram from Buckingham Palace to remind him instead!

Smithy69 finally announces the birth of his first child and celebrates by passing his driving test at the 87th attempt.

The newly renamed "Poker God Knows What, Sponsored by the Pontefract Cake Company Of Estonia" recently relocated to Sky Channel 83912 Delta sees Tikay storm off set in disgust when Stillhair's festival winning appearance at the Luton Festival is aired.  He claims himself to be 'simply speechless' at having no reason to mention Mickey Wernick.  Mickey's 200th festival final table appearance of the year is now considered to be 'no longer newsworthy'.

Sheriff wins reality weight-loss show "The Biggest Loser" resulting in 8 McDonald's executives committing mass suicide at their head office as share prices plummet to an all-time low.

TightEnd causes a stir on Deal or No Deal when he turns down a £200,000 deal with £250,000 and 1p showing, declaring it to be "a drop in the ocean after last week at Walsall".  After winning 1p he declares that the show has gone downhill in the 10 years since Helen was on.

Colchester Kev retires from pro railbirding and promptly wins the WSOP Main Event, beating a record field of 354,000 entries over 174 days of competition.

Rob Yong announces that Dusk Till Dawn Limited have finally succeeded in buying out Mirage Resorts, thus giving the chain 15 hotel/casinos on the Vegas Strip alone.  He tries yet again to end his diary thread on Blonde but is over-ruled by public demand.

RED-DOG finally makes a post which is dull and unfunny!  He claims it to be a misclick whilst winning 7 online tourneys simultaneously.

Jen finally snaps during a live update and strangles Snoopy with a laptop power cord after another pic of her whilst sleeping is posted.  She avoids prosecution by proving that she didn't miss a single moment of action at the final table at the time of the alleged crime, thus giving her an iron cast alibi. Prosecution lawyers fail to spot that Carlo Citrone was contemplating a call at the time.

Ironside, now known at 28,051 - Nil, announces he is retiring from Heads Up Poker after Tikay finally beats him in a half-pot, hi-lo game of Snap.

brilliant

Seconded!

thirded, very clever

fourthed, loved it

back to thirded, thought it were pisch  :D

truly brilliant.

(Was woking, woved it weally)

Ironside wins his first 50/50

Bad Pab fails to cash in an mtt for the first time

All poker books a removed from circulation and re-writen to inclued 47 in the top 10 starting hands after it cracking AA at the wsop final table to prove what ever one on blonde have been saying for years

You'll all be wrinkly apart from me, sunday8pm etc (us young'uns) who will just be entering adulthood!

The patient people finally get to see the end of Nemesis's scrolling smiley post which was constructed in honour of tikays Wsop2006 main event win.

too right! all you old guard will be long gone and i will be ruling the worrrrrrld

muhahahahahahahahaha

The tenth Aniversary of the first Blonde Bash takes place as a triple celebration.  Not only has it been ten years since the Broadway, but it is the grand opening of DTD Las Vegas and Sonopy is getting married to Red Dog's daughter.

Nemesis jr takes down the junior competition after a mammoth heads up battle with Jake Hawkins.

In a fit of nostalgia, Skippy, Dave, Rod, Poppet, and Leon try and do a runner from breakfast.  On their way out they get caught and charge the bill to Ironside's room.  Realising what has happened in his hotel Rob charges the Saints fan anyway.

Bongo is barred from coming in until he sorts his hair out.  The 6ft spikes are considered lethal weapons.  He is later found sneaking out of Col Kevs room.

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I didn't do a runner from breakfast cos I didn't have any, so nerrr... I'm innocent, and will be in 10 years as well... *cough*

Wasted away to nothing?

No, that's ten years later when Spoony has an acrimonious split from family Red-Dog :D