Blonde in 10 years

[TightEnd]

Please don't take it seriously

I love you really.

[AdamM]

in 2016 poker is brought to an end when Thewy is declared the winner

[Royal Flush]

in 2016 poker is brought to an end when Thewy is declared the winner

But he has lost all his money in a Nigerian money moving scheme.

[AdamM]

lost all OUR money as he's won it ALL

[booder]

in 2016 poker is brought to an end when Thewy is declared the winner

But he has lost all his money in a Nigerian money moving scheme.

 


perhaps his nickname in 2016 will not be yo-yo..............he may be known as trigger

[RED-DOG]

Brian Wilson will be WSOP2016

[Chili]

I will be warm

[TightEnd]

I will be Loose


Heid will be Seek

[Chili]

 

[snoopy1239]

I'll be dead

[whufc65]

West Ham get to the Champions league final and beat Accrington Stanley 4-3 in a 7 goal thriller 50 year old Teddy Sheringham Scoring twice after coming on for Marlon Harewood who was playing his last game for the club after announcing his retirement

[Poppet7]

Poppet will be appearing on Wife Swap, together with her 8 kids Wayneo, Wayne, Waynetta, Dwain, Derwayne, Derwaynetta, Chardonnay and Kylie

She will then be in massive demand as a reality tv celebrity

You cheeky little....

[thetank]

Royal Flush wins a bracelet in the $3,000 Western Roll event of the 2016 World Series, defeating Charlotte Church heads up for the money.

Blue Square offered him odds of 20,000 to 1 prior to the event.

They have to pay out 600 quid.

[Sheriff Fatman]

Charmaine is temporarily banned from the forum as she finally misses a birthday announcement.  Fortunately Tikay has a telegram from Buckingham Palace to remind him instead!

Smithy69 finally announces the birth of his first child and celebrates by passing his driving test at the 87th attempt.

The newly renamed "Poker God Knows What, Sponsored by the Pontefract Cake Company Of Estonia" recently relocated to Sky Channel 83912 Delta sees Tikay storm off set in disgust when Stillhair's festival winning appearance at the Luton Festival is aired.  He claims himself to be 'simply speechless' at having no reason to mention Mickey Wernick.  Mickey's 200th festival final table appearance of the year is now considered to be 'no longer newsworthy'.

Sheriff wins reality weight-loss show "The Biggest Loser" resulting in 8 McDonald's executives committing mass suicide at their head office as share prices plummet to an all-time low.

TightEnd causes a stir on Deal or No Deal when he turns down a £200,000 deal with £250,000 and 1p showing, declaring it to be "a drop in the ocean after last week at Walsall".  After winning 1p he declares that the show has gone downhill in the 10 years since Helen was on.

Colchester Kev retires from pro railbirding and promptly wins the WSOP Main Event, beating a record field of 354,000 entries over 174 days of competition.

Rob Yong announces that Dusk Till Dawn Limited have finally succeeded in buying out Mirage Resorts, thus giving the chain 15 hotel/casinos on the Vegas Strip alone.  He tries yet again to end his diary thread on Blonde but is over-ruled by public demand.

RED-DOG finally makes a post which is dull and unfunny!  He claims it to be a misclick whilst winning 7 online tourneys simultaneously.

Jen finally snaps during a live update and strangles Snoopy with a laptop power cord after another pic of her whilst sleeping is posted.  She avoids prosecution by proving that she didn't miss a single moment of action at the final table at the time of the alleged crime, thus giving her an iron cast alibi. Prosecution lawyers fail to spot that Carlo Citrone was contemplating a call at the time.

Ironside, now known at 28,051 - Nil, announces he is retiring from Heads Up Poker after Tikay finally beats him in a half-pot, hi-lo game of Snap.

[Royal Flush]

brilliant