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2 bottles of red wine, and half a bottle of rum, and I am still not that pissed.
I feel somwhat dissapointed.

Yeah, but are your lips and teeth all red? At least you'll get some value when you still have a headache tomorrow.

I'll pretend you were posting with your usual inebriated sarcasm. That you weren't really, we'll keep as our little secret.

Tolerance levels are a b*****. Thankfully I don't drink heavily too often, so one bottle of red and I'm anyones.

Come to think of it, don't really need the bottle.

I don't really ever get hangovers, unless I do 2 litres of spirits.
I have an unfortunately high tolerance for alcohol.

No value at all then, do better next time.  ;tk;

Your spelling's pretty pissed though!   lmfao



EDIT:   should read

Carlsberg, don't do spellings

Whats with the major assault on smelling all of a sudden?

no idea , thought we no longer did spellchecks, I have noticed however that you need 3.25 bottles of red wine for your teeth to turn red

I need about a glass and a half to get red lips/teeth so tend not to drink it much in restaurants etc.  :(

I was trying to make a point that he may not be pissed but his fingers were!

Maybe I should have said 'fingers' rather than 'spelling' was pissed.

My bad,-  apologies for any offence caused.

After 2 bottles of red wine, Marjorie (our 17 stone barlady) looks like she could mount a serious challenge for Miss Staffordshire.

After THREE bottles, bet you think you could mount Marjoire. 8)

ive been out since 12, and im pisswed now.

6 bottles of peroni from spar at 5.1%


who wants to go dancing??

After 4 i bet i have.

I think i know her is she working in Stoke-on-Trent
or is that all the barmaids there  ;goodvevil;

I once managed to convince an off-duty Stokie barmaid that I (19/20 at the time) was a Vietnam War Veteran.

She was dead interested, askin lots of questions, which left plenty room for me to make even more daft crap up for her to buy.

Was a good night, I love Stoke.

so do i tank i stayed there for 5 years working and still go back all the time to see the lads
Only problem i had was no one could understand me
I was in Trinitys bar and ordered a double brandy and coke . the barmaid said ...you want what with a top hat duck ?? 
after that i got the lads to go to the bar for me

Where all the men are gents, and all the girlies are naiive.  :D

Yip and both male and female call both male and female DUCK ??

The two most famous people that Stoke-on-trent had killed thousands of people

Reginald Joseph Mitchell ... Was the man that designed the Spitfire  ( but was for the good )

Captain Edward John Smith ... Was the captain of The Titanic  ( What Iceberg )


 

They're not proper famous, like wot Nick and Robbie are.  :D

"Can you borrow me ten pound till next week duck. I'm going up Hanley"

Arrrrrgh

I don't frequent Stoke too much.

Most times it's to get my hubcaps back.

Nick hancock would come into the bar every second saturday before the Stoke City game and get around in ..top man ..well small man about the size of a umpalumpa  :D


Your lucky it was usualy the full car that was wanted back LOL   

Missing one letter out of a grammatically perfect sentence does not qualify as having pissed fingers.
I could drink you all under the table anyway, because I am better, and you are not.
p.s I am not drunk again.

I was messing!!!  Sheesh.....

I went out on friday night and drunk 4 pints of stella, when i got back in i had 2 brandy and cokes.

I've been being sick ever since.

I had to watch the england game on the sofa under a blanket, not happy!!

I cant really work it out, i wasnt bringing up any food so it wasnt someting i ate.

I usualy dont get ill' even when on a couple of days bender.

Maybe my bodys just not used to dealing with small quantitys of alcohol!!!!!

 

Sunstroke? ? ?

yeah, a couple of people ive spoke to have said sunstroke.

Ive been raving about the rubbish weather for the last couple of months, then a bit of sunshine and i cant get off the sofa!!

Try and keep your fluids up m8.

Dioralyte is good if you are a little dehydrated.

If it gets worse you may have to call the doctor.

Thanks Trace, just plenty of water for now, whatever i can do to avoid the dreaded dioralyte!!!!!

Agree with you Trace plenty of vodka will perk you right up  :D

Get well soon.

The world needs it's premium nutters with clean bills of health.

I cant believe you use that word for me!!!



are you for real!!!





you must be unwell calling me that!!!





"premium"  thanks mate :D

You certainly were last night during the $1 freeroll.........geeeeezus you could talk the hind legs of a donkey!!!!

BTW I hope your desire for the older *cough* woman has not deminished with your sobriety and your offer of a good servicing still stands  :D

suzzane have you ever met josh?i think not you would want to sew his lips together after 2 minutes,he never shuts up.
hi josh,just kidding(well sort of)

Is he as sarcastic in real life as he is online?

hmmm

rotflmfao

No I haven't met him Miss C but if he talks as much as he types I will make sure I have earplugs when I do.  :D

Some of the rather entertaining chat  ;goodvevil;

[Jun 11 23:11:42] : Pellegrino : you're ***** how can you call for all your chips with ace,8, when it's just me and you?:(

Jun 11 23:12:46] : Pellegrino : well i'm dancing to shakira in between hands
[Jun 11 23:12:49] : Pellegrino : so I'm hardly sober

 [Jun 11 23:13:33] : Pellegrino : f'ing takeaway ***** ave me chilli sauce instead of sweet and sout:(

[Jun 11 23:16:46] : Pellegrino : i love the re-raise with pocket 4's, when she raised in early position
[Jun 11 23:16:52] : Pellegrino : I'm wankered and even i wouldnt do that

[Jun 11 23:15:55] : Pellegrino : what a nonce

[Jun 11 23:20:38] : Pellegrino : someone come lick the sweet and sour sauce i spilt on myself off

[Jun 11 23:22:40] : Pellegrino : I am one attractive mother *****

[Jun 11 23:23:42] : Pellegrino : although with tommorow's inevitable hangover, i imagine alot of the charm will dissipate

Jun 11 23:25:41] : Pellegrino : how often to you get the chance to pick up young hot studs on the poker circuit?
[Jun 11 23:25:43] : Pellegrino : never I tell you, never!

Jun 11 23:28:51] : Pellegrino : i really should look at the cards before i press buttons

Jun 11 23:29:45] : MissHoolie : lol are you this chatty when sober?

Jun 11 23:30:44] : Pellegrino : no, but I am never sober... so yes

Jun 11 23:29:49] : Pellegrino : Robert if you win
Jun 11 23:29:52] : Pellegrino : are you taking me out to dinner?  rotflmfao

Jun 11 23:36:03] : Pellegrino : i don't think my mother would appreictae me watching an older woman on a table:(
Jun 11 23:35:45] : Pellegrino : especially if there was gambling involved, or dancing

I had best leave some of the steamier stuff out....dont want to embarrass the poor lad  :D

i think hes between18-20ish.but could pass for 16