Hmmm.

[RFC]

After 2 bottles of red wine, Marjorie (our 17 stone barlady) looks like she could mount a serious challenge for Miss Staffordshire.

I think i know her is she working in Stoke-on-Trent
or is that all the barmaids there 

[thetank]

I once managed to convince an off-duty Stokie barmaid that I (19/20 at the time) was a Vietnam War Veteran.

She was dead interested, askin lots of questions, which left plenty room for me to make even more daft crap up for her to buy.

Was a good night, I love Stoke.

[RFC]

so do i tank i stayed there for 5 years working and still go back all the time to see the lads
Only problem i had was no one could understand me
I was in Trinitys bar and ordered a double brandy and coke . the barmaid said ...you want what with a top hat duck ?? 
after that i got the lads to go to the bar for me

[thetank]

Where all the men are gents, and all the girlies are naiive. 

[RFC]

Where all the men are gents, and all the girlies are naiive. 

Yip and both male and female call both male and female DUCK ??

The two most famous people that Stoke-on-trent had killed thousands of people

Reginald Joseph Mitchell ... Was the man that designed the Spitfire  ( but was for the good )

Captain Edward John Smith ... Was the captain of The Titanic  ( What Iceberg )


 

[thetank]

They're not proper famous, like wot Nick and Robbie are. 

"Can you borrow me ten pound till next week duck. I'm going up Hanley"

Arrrrrgh

[Lee]

I don't frequent Stoke too much.

Most times it's to get my hubcaps back.

[RFC]

They're not proper famous, like wot Nick and Robbie are. 

"Can you borrow me ten pound till next week duck. I'm going up Hanley"

Arrrrrgh

Nick hancock would come into the bar every second saturday before the Stoke City game and get around in ..top man ..well small man about the size of a umpalumpa 

I don't frequent Stoke too much.

Most times it's to get my hubcaps back.

Your lucky it was usualy the full car that was wanted back LOL   

[Josh]

Missing one letter out of a grammatically perfect sentence does not qualify as having pissed fingers.
I could drink you all under the table anyway, because I am better, and you are not.
p.s I am not drunk again.

[Trace]

Missing one letter out of a grammatically perfect sentence does not qualify as having pissed fingers.
I could drink you all under the table anyway, because I am better, and you are not.
p.s I am not drunk again.

I was messing!!!  Sheesh.....

[bolt pp]

I went out on friday night and drunk 4 pints of stella, when i got back in i had 2 brandy and cokes.

I've been being sick ever since.

I had to watch the england game on the sofa under a blanket, not happy!!

I cant really work it out, i wasnt bringing up any food so it wasnt someting i ate.

I usualy dont get ill' even when on a couple of days bender.

Maybe my bodys just not used to dealing with small quantitys of alcohol!!!!!

 

[Trace]

I went out on friday night and drunk 4 pints of stella, when i got back in i had 2 brandy and cokes.

I've been being sick ever since.

I had to watch the england game on the sofa under a blanket, not happy!!

I cant really work it out, i wasnt bringing up any food so it wasnt someting i ate.

I usualy dont get ill' even when on a couple of days bender.

Maybe my bodys just not used to dealing with small quantitys of alcohol!!!!!

Sunstroke? ? ?

[bolt pp]

yeah, a couple of people ive spoke to have said sunstroke.

Ive been raving about the rubbish weather for the last couple of months, then a bit of sunshine and i cant get off the sofa!!

[Trace]

Try and keep your fluids up m8.

Dioralyte is good if you are a little dehydrated.

If it gets worse you may have to call the doctor.

[bolt pp]

Thanks Trace, just plenty of water for now, whatever i can do to avoid the dreaded dioralyte!!!!!