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How should I respond to this? (I have removed a link it contained & edited a reference).

Hello,

My name is Mrs. Jennifer Wilson I am a dying woman who have decided to
donate what I have to
you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about
2
years
ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me
everything
he worked for.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my
late husband to the you for the
good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard
earned funds ungodly.

Please pray, that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to
forgive me and I believe
he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an
operation in
less than one hour.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $1,500,000 (One million five
hundred
thousand dollars) to you for
the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less
privilege and also for the assistance
of the widows.

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the
fact
that my relatives
are around me and my health status.

I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will
you
and he will arrange
the transfer of the funds from my account to you. I wish you all the
best
and may the good Lord bless you
abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good
work
to others.



Contact my lawyer with this specified email:******@netscape.net and
tell
him that I have
WILLED ($1,500,000.00) to you by quoting my personal reference number
law/chamber/
solicitors/je/ws/WILL/********** and I have also notified him that I am
WILLING that amount
to you for a specific and good work. I know I dont know you but I have
been directed to do this.

Thanks and God bless.



NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until
the
task is accomplished as
I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I
will be
contacting with you by email as
I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always
around
me.



Regards,



Jennifer Wilson

thats weird



errrr


have to think about a proper reply


weird

Just dont send it to thewy hell have his Visa out before the first sentance is finished.

::)

Do you wish to accept the virus that will follow the reply? seeing as you'll open up the document that comes back.

I'll remember never to ask you to keep anything 'confidential'! :)

I never knew you were connected to the Church, Tikay.   


Do you ever sleep?  You must be busy constantly.  Poker  TV  Church  Trains   

Looks like Sark's stalker has found a new man.

I had a strange one too last week..

Masasuke Okumura
Lloyds TSB Pacific Limited
Japan Branch

Thank you for giving me your time. Please be patient and read my email to
you.

I am a staff of Lloyds TSB Group attached in Private Banking services. I am
contacting you concerning a customer and, an investment placed under our
banks management 4 years ago, I contacted you independently of our investigation
and no one is informed of this communication and I would like
to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest
to you.

In 2002, the subject matter; ref: bb/tsb/bank/74 came to our bank to engage in
business discussions with our Private Banking Services Department. He informed
us that he had a financial portfolio of 8.35 million United States Dollars,
which he wished to have us turn over on his behalf. I was the officer assigned
to his case; I made numerous suggestions in line with my duties as the de-
facto chief operations officer of the Private Banking Services Department,
especially given the
volume of funds he wished to put into our bank. We met on numerous occasions
prior to any investments being placed. I encouraged him to consider various
growth funds with prime ratings. The favored route in my advice to customers
is to start by assessing data on 600 traditional stocks and bond managers
and alternative investments. Based on my
advice, we spun the money around various 0pportunities and made attractive
margins for our first months of operation, the accrued profit and interest
stood at this point at over 10 million United States Dollars, this margin
was not the full potential of the fund but he desired low risk guaranteed
returns on investments. In mid 2003, he asked that the money be liquidated
because he needed to make an urgent investment requiring cash payments in
Europe. He directed that I liquidate the funds and had it deposited with
a firm in Europe. I informed him that our bank would have to make special
arrangements to have this done and in order not to circumvent due process,
the bank would have to make a 9.5 % deduction from the funds to cater for
banking and statutory charges. He complained about the charges but later
came around when I explained to him the complexities of the task he was
asking of us. Cash movement across borders has become especially strict
since the incidents of 9/11.

I contacted my affiliate in Europe and had the funds available in main land
Europe. I undertook all the processes and made sure I followed his precise
instructions to the letter and had the funds deposited in a security consultancy
firm, the firm is a specialist private firm that accepts deposits from high
net worth individuals and blue chip corporations that handle valuable products
or undertake transactions that need immediate access to cash. This small
and highly private organization
is familiar especially to the highly placed and well-connected organizations.
In line with instructions, the money was deposited. He told me he wanted
the money there in anticipation of his arrival from Norway later that week.
This was the last communication we had, this transpired
around 25th February 2004. In June last year, we got a call from the security
firm informing us of the inactivity of that particular portfolio. This was
an astounding position as far as I was concerned, given the fact that I
managed the private banking sector I was the only one who
knew about the deposit, and I could not understand why he had not come
forward to claim his deposit. I made futile efforts to locate him I immediately
passed the task of locating him to the internal investigations department
of our bank. Four days later, information started to trickle in, that he
was apparently dead.

A person who suited his description was declared dead of a heart attack in
Cannes, South of France. We were soon enough able to identify the body and
cause of death was confirmed.

The bank immediately launched an investigation into possible surviving next
of kin to alert about the situation and also to come forward to claim his
estate. If you are familiar with private banking affairs, those who patronize
our services usually prefer anonymity, but also some levels of detachment
from conventional processes. In his bio-data form, he listed no next of
kin. In the field of private banking, opening an account with us means no
one will know of its existence, accounts are rarely held under a name; depositors
use numbers and codes to make the accounts anonymous.

This bank also gives the choice to depositors of having their mail sent to
them or held at the bank itself, ensuring that there are no traces of
the account and as I said, rarely do they nominate next of kin. Private
banking clients apart from not nominating next of kin also usually in most
cases leave wills in our care, in this case; he died in testate.

What I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice but I want you
to understand something. It is only an outsider to the banking world who
finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. The world
of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those who
occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios. You should have begun
by now to put together the general direction of what I propose.There is
US$ 8,370,000.00 deposited, I alone have the deposit details and they will
release the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so. I alone know
of the existence of this deposit for as far as the finance firm, the transaction
with our deceased customer concluded when I sent the funds to the firm,
all outstanding interactions in relation to the file are just customer services
and due process. The finance firm has no single idea of what's the history
or nature of the deposit. They are simply awaiting
instructions to release the deposit to any party that comes forward.

This is the situation. This bank has spent great amounts of money trying to
track this man's family; they have investigated for months and have found
no family. The investigation has come to an end. My
proposal; I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct the finance
firm to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon
receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you in half
and no more. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and
have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 50/50.

I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that would have
drawn a straight line to me and my involvement in claiming the deposit.
But on the other hand, you as a foreigner and also with all the necessary
legal and official documentations from me and the presiding
attorney and also with the authority vested upon me by the  original depositor,
you  would easily pass as the beneficiary with the rights to claim. I assure
you that I could have the deposit released to you in a few days. I will
simply inform our bank of the final closing of the file relating
to the customer. I will then officially communicate with the finance company
and instruct them to release the deposit to you.

With these two things: all is done. The alternative would be for us to have
the firm direct the funds to another bank with you as account holder.This
way there will be no need for you to think of receiving the money from
the firm. We can fine-tune this based on our interactions. I am aware of
the
consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest in this
project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive
or destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message
and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career because you do
not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like myself
who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the whole private
banking sector. I am not a criminal and what I do; I do not find against
good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics
of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come
ones' way once in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by I hope
you understand because for once I found myself in total control and face
to face with my destiny. These chances won't pass me by. I ask that you
do not destroy my chance, if you will
not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do not
destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them
with new opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a
task well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk
I have
here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the
only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with
a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Let's
share the blessing.

If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this
email account: *********************

If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a
conclusion.

Please observe this instruction religiously. Please, again, note I am a
family man; I happily married with two kids. I send you this mail not without
a measure of fear as to what the consequences might be, but I know within
me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success
and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth
I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence.

If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting soon.
I await your response.

Sincerely,
Masasuke Okumura

I am meeting him tomorrow ,but not telling anyone where ..so if I don't ever appear on here again.. Good pokering..x














NOT

Are there no depths people won't sink to?

Tony how do you get stuck with all of thi stuff, all i get is porn and viagra spam in my mailbox

I never get that.  All I get is poker emails, personal emails, stalker emails and the occasional one from a nutter that is convinced we are old mates. No idea how people out there on the internet get hold of our email addresses

mind you my father in law gets gay por emails, that never went down well with the mother in law, sge was questioning him for weeks to confim if his preferences had changed.

Some people sink to the depths of depravity, get one of your techies to send them a virus and teach them a lesson >:(

Email her back and tell her to Fk off .. tell her you are too busy with APAT to worry about a few quid :)

Don't forget Bridges - I've got some nice books about bridges - Mobile Cranes - the 12 axle (all steer!) ones particularly, Buses, Lorries, Aeroplanes, Cats, and Harbours - I adore Harbours. Mombasa Harbour is one of my faves, but Miami is cool too, as is Southampton. Oooh, & Railway Stations. And Racehorse breeding.

Books, too - just read a spine-chilling account of the Atomic bombing of Hiroshima, you cannot begin to imagine how awful it was, on one side of the Pacific the lucky ones were dead, the rest dying a horrendous death, on the other side of the Pacific, it was parties & happy hour all night. Just so hard for us in this day & age to grasp how it got to that. And Alan Clark's quite splendid Diaries - what a mixture of contradictions he was. Animal lover, Nazi sympathiser, womaniser, loving husband. Yes, all those.

Oh well, back to work.

I read a book about Isambard Kingdom Brunel after watching Jeremy Clarkson's BBC show about him a couple of years ago.  He was an amazing guy, his father was also an engineer.

of FFS sark .... you will start him off again now !!!   He is TOO busy to be musing about frigging bridges and trains ..... GET TO WORK tikay !!!

 :D    My Unlce used to have traction engines that he took to various outside farming shows.  He doesn't do it anymore, instead he runs his own telephone museum.

Hull used to have Black Telephone Boxes, they had the only Private Telephone Service in the UK, in those days. Kingston Communications, I believe it was called. Fascinating.

There is a TOC called Hull Trains now too. They operate "Meridians" from Hull to Kings Cross.

Hull Football Ground  the old one, Boothberry Park, had it's own little Railway Station, Boothberry Halt.

Hull Railway Station itself had the longest platforms in the UK in those days, so they could load the fish trains at night.

Fascinating place, all things considered.

The phone boxes in Hull were white (in the 70s at any rate)

When BT changed to the new, modern style box in the 80s, my brother Tracy and I bought over 200 of the old ones. We took 6 of them on a lorry to a bloke we knew who would buy anything 'interesting' He bought them, saying he would sell them on as garden ornaments, shower cubicles, etc.

We asked him if he would buy any more, if we should happen to find any. "Of course" he said "I'll buy as many as you can get"

After about three weeks of 4 lorry loads a day, he began to regret those words, he had phone boxes in every available bit of space, even in his back garden. We thought he was going to burst into tears, but he didn't renege,

He had the last laugh though, after cursing them for about two years, he sold them to a visiting American entrepreneur and made an absolute killing

hehe....Great story!

i recall a rather interesting "sculpture" whcih used to (may still actually)  grace Kingston on Thames, which was  group pf about 10 of these phone boxes "toppled over". I thought it looked pretty smart.

I thinnk Red's right on this one Tikay, they were white when I worked for them and the ones in their little museum were white as well. They still have the private Telco, it came about because businessmen in Hull clubbed together to set up one of the (then) newfangled telephony networks. They did it before the Post Office started theirs and so BT have never had a presence in Hull (who get VERY cheap calls).

One other bit of useless info, their network management centre overlooks the corner where the ladies of the evening operate, a dodgy nightclub & a kebab shop... fantastic entertainment when you were doing nightshifts, especially on a bank holiday weekend.

No penis-enlargers ?  ::)

I am not really sure what kind of phones he has.  I have only been to it once.  It is mostly school trips, etc that go to it.   http://www.thg.org.uk/museums/darvel1.htm

its a hoax, there are lots going around!

The phone boxes in Hull were Cream....not white.

Hmmmmmmmm   think I have my pedantic head on today.

All I keep getting seems to be- increase your penis size by 33%- are they trying to tell me something????



I think my ex may have signed me up  :dontask:

I too only seem to get penis enlargement, viagra and fake rolex emails. Don't know how I got on those mailing lists!

Damn I must be on the same mailing lists as you. I never get stalkers just porn or fake rolexs

For a start mate its certainly not for real. These emails get sent to everyone in different contexts. Essentially they just want your money.

PS no decent lawyer has his email with netscape lol, certainly not one dealing with 1.5m :blonde:

Pedantic, but correct.  :D

That's correct, they were NOT white.

They were a sort of creamy shade of black.

I used to have a fake rolex.  I love watches and like reading about them.  On a real rolex, the second hand glides round smoothly unlike on a standard watch

They did make a few "ticking" watches about 20 years ago......you could have one of those!!
Very rare and worth a fortune!!!!!

No, unfortunately this one is a definite fake

lol

sark

its very kind of your uncle to make entry free. do the council give him a payment?

No Mad, he does it himself.  He is kind of like the village mayor and got an MBE last year for his work for the community council over the last 30 odd years. He organises various things for the village where he stays now that he is retired.

brilliant!

Don't even think about it!

I got a dearest beloved??

CAN I TRUST YOU???????

CONFIDENTIAL/ CONFIDENTIAL// CONFIDENTIAL///
 
 PLEASE CONTACT ME
( coly0123@emailwave.com)

Dearest Beloved,
 
Please kindly go through this letter before you pass judgment because I am in  need of assistance. I am Mr.Coly Zaki the son of late Alhaji Sadique Zaki from Sierra Leone.I must confess my agitation is real, and my words is my bond, in this proposal
 
My late father happens to be in control of a large number of farms including cattle.s and many sheep before he was poisioned by his foreign business partners in Paris with my mother in one of their farmers association meeting because of greed.
 
But before his death my late father deposited some amount of money outside our country in bank at the tone of Four Million United States Dollars $4,000.000.00. So i and my little sister are no longer safe here as the present government of  Sierra Leone are working with almost all the killers of my late father as one of them has been just be made a minister, name undisclosed because of security reasons.
&n! bsp;
Furthermore we have contacted the bank where the money is depsoited and the bankers let us understand that they signed an agreement with our late father that the total money must be transferred into his foreign business partner account undisclosed to them and that is the major reason why i am contacting you now for assistance.
 
All I needed from you now is your full names and address including your direct and personal telephone number for easy communication as you know that this transaction is a very confidential one.
 
Please Kindly get back to me immediately after you must have gone through my message fill free and make it urgent. That is the reason why I offered you 15 % of the total money amount, and in case of any other necessary expenses you might incur during this transaction.
 
N.B Try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip investment opportunities which is risky free which I can invest with this money when it is transfered from the bank here, personally I am interested in estate man agement and hotel business, please advise me.
For more explanation write me through my alternative e-mail address (coly0123@emailwave.com) .
 
And promise me and  my younger sister to be a father considering our situation and not to betray us.
 
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Best regards
 
Mr.Coly Zaki

And another......

Al salaam,

My name is Hafarh Bolkiah, from Brunei I am a 29 years old and a mongolian
citizen who was taken to Brunei by my father 10 years ago. He deceived me
that I was going there on vacation and later married me out to a wealthy
Prince in Brunei who is 36 years older than me.

I was thus forced into marriage and when I objected I was beaten and raped
by this Prince. I was locked up in a house for six months after which I
submitted and decided to accept my faith, knowing that was the only way out.

After I got my freedom back I have been allowed by my husband to have access
to his account and businesses. With the help of a loyal aide I have been
able to divert $16.5.000.000.00 (Sixteen million five hundred thousand
dollars)as bonds into a private finance bank without his knowledgement.
Because he do not even go to school

Right now I have mapped out a plan of escape out of Brunei, thou I have tried
escaping several times and its been fruitless. first of all I have been able
to move the money out of Brunei with help of a woman lawyer and now the woman isno more alive. This is where I need your assistance, to help
me secure the money from the finance bank before I get out of Brunei if I am
lucky enough.

If you know you are capable of handling such a huge amount of money respond
to me and I will compensate you by giving you $1.5.000.000.00 (one million
five hundred thousand dollars) of the total fund.

Note also that you must keep this business secret as my life is at stake if
my husband or any of his relatives hear of this business they will stone me
to death or hang me.

ALLAH bless you ok and i await your quick email.


Mrs. Hafarh Bolkiah.

sounds like one of those made up author names.  "life after a testilectomy" by Hafarh Bolkiah

 Isn't it comforting to know that complete strangers on the other side of the world, are willing to give away huge sums of lolly to someone like Tikay? Truly warms the cockles of my heart and restores my faith in human nature. Oh and genuine Rolex watches do tick....I know this for fact as the Turkish market trader that sold one to me seemed a very honest chap.