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Title: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 04:57:56 PM Who would win a scrap between a tiger and a lion?
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 05:01:40 PM Now personally i reckon it would be the tiger, but it was pointed out to me that the lion is the king of the jungle.
But how can that be, as Lions dont live in jungles but on african planes (not the auronautical variety). Also lions are lazy b@stards as they sed the women out to catch dinner, so i reckon a tiger would win paws down. Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: Royal Flush on September 03, 2006, 05:02:35 PM Tiger pwns
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5263553036807695991 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5263553036807695991) Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 05:06:29 PM It is a Tiger
The Rhino rules BTW, NO other animal could beat a Rhino! 8) Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 05:11:32 PM I reckon a great white shark would give it a good go if you dropped said rhino in the sea
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 05:13:07 PM What about if the Rhino had a snorkal and flippers?
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 05:14:49 PM ah well now thats different.
I didnt think of that Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 05:16:24 PM so are we saying that a rhino in flippers and a snorkel is the king of the jungle?
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 05:17:47 PM An alligator can beat a hippo
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 05:18:26 PM not at table tennis
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 05:21:54 PM Actually i want to change my statement.............A polar bear would beat a Rhino!
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: I, Zimbra on September 03, 2006, 05:22:15 PM Lions dont live in jungles but on african planes (not the auronautical variety). I was about to page Mr. Samuel L. Jackson about a potential sequel.... Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 05:26:50 PM Now polar bears are tough cookies (and alledgedly no slouches at table tennis) but it would depend where they had their match up. If you put a polar bear on a rhinos home patch, it sould need rather a large can of sure antiperspirant to keep it from having a serious personal hygene problem, so the rhino would probably win if it put a peg on its nose.
But if you put a rhino in the arctic, it wouldnt do very well unless it had a pair of skis. (far too much alcohol last night) Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 05:27:00 PM not at table tennis how can a hippo beat an alligator at table tennis? it doesnt even know the rules ! it cant even serve!!! Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 05:29:19 PM because an aligator cant see over the table
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: The Baron on September 03, 2006, 05:36:54 PM Tiger owns a Lion BUT....
If you cross a female lion with a male tiger you get a Tigon - (just a stripey Lion really) However if you cross a male lion with a female tiger you get a Liger - meant to be 3 times the size of a male tiger! A Liger owns a polar bear, a rhino, battlecat, Lennox Lewis, anything! Also check out tiger vs croc on youtube. Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: TightEnd on September 03, 2006, 05:39:23 PM My son is into "Ligers", 12 foot long beasts, they rock!!
off to get you all a pic Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: TightEnd on September 03, 2006, 05:42:04 PM Cool!
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: The Baron on September 03, 2006, 05:42:51 PM Nuff said!
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 05:45:26 PM I need a lie down
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: Sark79 on September 03, 2006, 05:53:15 PM Lion
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: Colchester Kev on September 03, 2006, 05:56:14 PM absolutely superb thread .... only on blonde :D :D
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 05:58:39 PM Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 05:59:48 PM because an aligator cant see over the table this is true!! but do you concede that an alligator on a box would win? Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 06:04:38 PM Hmmmm you have given me a lot to thionk about.
I will mull it over, over dinner and get back to you...... Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 06:09:36 PM How big is the box?
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: TightEnd on September 03, 2006, 06:12:19 PM no mate its ironic pastiching of you young uns Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 06:14:52 PM Barracuda vs a Pike?
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: Royal Flush on September 03, 2006, 06:15:39 PM Liger vs Rhigator
Who wouldn't pay to see that! Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: TightEnd on September 03, 2006, 06:16:13 PM I'm firmly on ther alligator's side when it comes to table tennis, holding the bat in the grip of those powerful incisors and reaching unreachable shots with a flick of the tail
A hippo is altogther too cumbersome to move with dexerity around the table and furthermore cannot grip said bat as well in its jumbo sausage like fingers. Or maybe they have hooves. Whatever, bat holding not a speciality Alligator 1 Hippo Nil Next question Zebra versus Wildebeest at Baskeball? Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 06:17:59 PM Psmll
I am off for dinner, look forward to the updates later Zebra would win, they have a better team strip(e) Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 06:27:15 PM Zebra would win, they have a better team strip(e) lol It would be a good game to watch if a lion was reffing!! Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: Div on September 03, 2006, 06:58:50 PM Usually the humans win. But we tend to cheat and bring guns.
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: The Baron on September 03, 2006, 08:00:21 PM Hippos cause more deaths in Africa than any other creature other than the mosquito.
Hippo owns a gator. Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: TightEnd on September 03, 2006, 08:03:03 PM maybe so, but you have yet to quote me any convincing World Wildlife Fund statistics on animal table tennis
Gators would mince hippos over the net. Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 08:11:19 PM firstly hippo vs gator is to close to call, round by round it would go to the gator points victory, they'd both be tired, the fans would want a rematch but you couldn't split em.
secondly the hippo doesn't want any piece of the gator over a table tennis net and as far as animal participation in sports goes the hippos a disgrace the the bat and ball genre!!! Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: TightEnd on September 03, 2006, 08:13:49 PM I would want a piece of hippo action in the high diving comp though
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: Hawkeye1976 on September 03, 2006, 08:15:44 PM They did a king of the jungle article in FHM a few years ago......
A kind of knockout structure..... There was one spider that put the lion, tiger and polar bear out for the count. But when it got to the elephant (the tusk variety) (in the final), it couldn't get through its skin and fell of its back and the elephant stamped on it. GAME OVER...... p.s. (the elephant also killed the croc by stamping on it, and the polar bear by stabbing it with its tusks) No more arguements, this was official...... ;goodvevil; Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: AdamM on September 03, 2006, 08:18:20 PM what time did the drugs get handed out?
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 08:18:28 PM I would want a piece of hippo action in the high diving comp though You use the term "comp" in the loosest possible sense of course, the others need not turn up!!! Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 08:19:37 PM They did a king of the jungle article in FHM a few years ago...... A kind of knockout structure..... There was one spider that put the lion, tiger and polar bear out for the count. But when it got to the elephant (the tusk variety) (in the final), it couldn't get through its skin and fell of its back and the elephant stamped on it. GAME OVER...... p.s. (the elephant also killed the croc by stamping on it, and the polar bear by stabbing it with its tusks) No more arguements, this was official...... ;goodvevil; YOU LIE!!!!!! i purchased that copy of fhm and the polar bear ruled all!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: TightEnd on September 03, 2006, 08:20:34 PM But I wouldn't want to back an elephant at table tennis or basketball though...I think my perfect ball sports mammal would have to be the cheetah
Anyone want another animal for table tennis over a cheetah? Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 08:24:44 PM I really am surprised at blondites lack of animal sports knowledge!!!!
koala bear perched on a 6 copies of the yellow pages is UNBEATABLE at table tennis!!! next.............. Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: TightEnd on September 03, 2006, 08:32:56 PM how can a Koala bear reach those awkward ones 10 feet back from the court?
jump off the yellow pages, waddle back, hit it back, climb up yellow pages? a cheetah would be way too quick for it Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 08:39:55 PM The koala bear is SO skilled that it always has its opponent on the back foot.....there no opportunity for its opponent to make these shots!!!!
really!!! you talk like you've never seen a koala bear play!! I know this is a contentious issue and may evoke a lot of strong feelings from people but I'm gonna put it out there and see what comes back............ Grizzly bear vs orangutan 501 darts match best of 7 sets!!!!!!! Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: AdamM on September 03, 2006, 08:41:36 PM easy Orangutan win. opposable thumb makes it a doddle
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: TightEnd on September 03, 2006, 08:43:32 PM Orang Utan's. Thier incredible reach and double jointed elbow sockets reduce the distance from oche to board from 7ft to 3ft 6".
The other week one challenged Phil The Power Taylor to a match in Jakarta, only problem was that Orang's are not used to pressure, thier lives spent lolling around Far Eastern jungles. Consequently he missed a lot of doubles and choked. Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 08:44:53 PM but you know these events are usually put on in licensed premises, this is where the problem arises for the orangutan, you know they like a beer or two!!! Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: AdamM on September 03, 2006, 08:45:58 PM Orang Utan's. Thier incredible reach and double jointed elbow sockets reduce the distance from oche to board from 7ft to 3ft 6". The other week one challenged Phil The Power Taylor to a match in Jakarta, only problem was that Orang's are not used to pressure, thier lives spent lolling around Far Eastern jungles. Consequently he missed a lot of doubles and choked. but after loosing 4 on the bounce ripped Taylors arms out of their socket and won by default Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: TightEnd on September 03, 2006, 08:47:46 PM You haven't remembered the last time a Peruvian spectacled bear drank the Frimley Green venue dry....
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 08:50:34 PM Orang Utan's. Thier incredible reach and double jointed elbow sockets reduce the distance from oche to board from 7ft to 3ft 6". The other week one challenged Phil The Power Taylor to a match in Jakarta, only problem was that Orang's are not used to pressure, thier lives spent lolling around Far Eastern jungles. Consequently he missed a lot of doubles and choked. but after loosing 4 on the bounce ripped Taylors arms out of their socket and won by default well this is why i was apprehensive about putting this match forward. This was the preferred method of victory for inept orangutan dart players of the 70s until the no arm ripping rule of 81 was introduced. They ripped so many penguin arms off they changed the species forever, so sad!!! Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 08:59:52 PM Well I bet no one can beat my pet octopus at arm wressling
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2006, 09:04:51 PM Well I bet no one can beat my pet octopus at arm wressling I know a millipede on steroids Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 03, 2006, 09:11:23 PM Hang on, no one mentioned animal drug cheats, that changes everything.
A table tenis playing hippo on speed would be unstobable. It would also manage to leap an extra 12 feet further of the high dive board which would actually put it at risk of landing in the shallow end. Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 10:39:30 PM 1 day international test match cricket
Wild African meercats vs domesticated London zoo chimpanzees Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: divingduck on September 06, 2006, 10:46:54 PM 1 day international test match cricket Wild African meercats vs domesticated London zoo chimpanzees This is getting quite silly... any cricket enhusiast knows that there is no such thing as a 1 day test match. Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 10:50:30 PM 1 day international test match cricket Wild African meercats vs domesticated London zoo chimpanzees This is getting quite silly... any cricket enhusiast knows that there is no such thing as a 1 day test match. They have to change it for animal cricket, the chimpanzees run off and the meercats keep nicking spectators hats Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: Decider on September 06, 2006, 10:50:38 PM a human with a rocket launcher wipes them all out.
Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 10:52:03 PM a human with a rocket launcher wipes them all out. Thats just not cricket Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: leighton_87 on September 06, 2006, 11:04:32 PM But I wouldn't want to back an elephant at table tennis or basketball though...I think my perfect ball sports mammal would have to be the cheetah Anyone want another animal for table tennis over a cheetah? An elephant would be great at basketball, suck the ball up up to its trunk then simply drop it into the net. Think about it!! Title: Re: Answer needed to a random drunken conversation point Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 11:29:47 PM But I wouldn't want to back an elephant at table tennis or basketball though...I think my perfect ball sports mammal would have to be the cheetah Anyone want another animal for table tennis over a cheetah? An elephant would be great at basketball, suck the ball up up to its trunk then simply drop it into the net. Think about it!! but it cant beat two monkeys with baseball bats so whats the point? |