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Title: what do you want to come back as Post by: vinni on September 06, 2006, 07:32:48 PM what do you want to come back as in the next life ,
i want to be kate moss`s nickers Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 07:34:45 PM I wonder if its possible to come back as god?
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: vinni on September 06, 2006, 07:36:53 PM i already have its boring
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: thetank on September 06, 2006, 07:38:24 PM If you're Kate Moss's knickers, you're going to spend the majority of time in a drawer.
I wanna be Charlotte Church's punts. That scabbard probably gets a few days wear at a time out of 'em. Much more chaffy taffy action. ;) Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Dewi_cool on September 06, 2006, 07:39:30 PM a ;fish;
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: vinni on September 06, 2006, 07:39:53 PM rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: The Baron on September 06, 2006, 07:40:09 PM If you're Kate Moss's knickers, you're going to spend the majority of time in a drawer. I wanna be Charlotte Church's punts. That scabbard probably gets a few days wear at a time out of 'em. Much more chaffy taffy action. ;) PMSL! :D Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Dewi_cool on September 06, 2006, 07:40:45 PM Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: The Baron on September 06, 2006, 07:41:30 PM I'd like to come back as Darth Vader.
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Claw75 on September 06, 2006, 07:42:00 PM If you're Kate Moss's knickers, you're going to spend the majority of time in a drawer. I wanna be Charlotte Church's punts. That scabbard probably gets a few days wear at a time out of 'em. Much more chaffy taffy action. ;) ewwwwwww don't know what I would like to come back as. The obvious would be someone good looking with a great figure, but not sure I'd like that really - you'd never know if people were interested in knowing you as a person or just for looks. I will give this one some thought.... ....sod it, I'll be Robbie Williams' boxers Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 07:42:23 PM If you're Kate Moss's knickers, you're going to spend the majority of time in a drawer. I wanna be Charlotte Church's punts. That scabbard probably gets a few days wear at a time out of 'em. Much more chaffy taffy action. ;) :redcard: but the reasonings right. Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: M3boy on September 06, 2006, 07:47:31 PM Thats VERY easy!!
A good looking woman : 1) Always can get pissed for nothing 2) Sex whenever I wanted ;) 3) Plenty of money 4) $100,000k a year working in Vegas as a cocktail waitress 4 days a week. Next question?!?!? ;goodvevil; Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: vinni on September 06, 2006, 07:49:28 PM to true lol
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: M3boy on September 06, 2006, 09:16:16 PM U know it Barry.
PLEASE PLEASE let me come back as a woman?? Then again, James is the exception that proves the rule!! rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Sark79 on September 06, 2006, 09:30:37 PM I want to come back as a bird of prey, an Eagle would do ( One that eats no meat though. All his eagle mates will call him a pansy )
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: MrMoves on September 06, 2006, 09:38:21 PM A professional juggler. ;)
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: action man on September 06, 2006, 09:45:54 PM david hirst in the 1991/92 season
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Graham C on September 06, 2006, 11:07:16 PM A poker prodigy or a budding rockstar
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Nem on September 06, 2006, 11:10:39 PM A Catrillionaire in the year 2525
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 11:12:41 PM A Catrillionaire in the year 2525 I dont think you've thought this through properly, a catrillion then would be a weeks incapacity benefit Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Graham C on September 06, 2006, 11:13:24 PM A Catrillionaire in the year 2525 so you can sing the song? Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Sark79 on September 06, 2006, 11:20:05 PM Perhaps a snail. I was at Cuzean Castle the other day and saw the Worlds fastest snail. It was traveling at some speed along a wall. At the time, I thought to myself how amazingly talented the snail was. I asked the gardener there and he told me about the species. They are called Helix aspersa ( the gardener called them striped snails) , they are an introduced species( normally found in the South ), they live for around 5 years and they are the Worlds fastest snail.
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Karabiner on September 06, 2006, 11:29:35 PM Perhaps a snail. I was at Cuzean Castle the other day and saw the Worlds fastest snail. It was traveling at some speed along a wall. At the time, I thought to myself how amazingly talented the snail was. I asked the gardener there and he told me about the species. They are called Helix aspersa ( the gardener called them striped snails) , they are an introduced species( normally found in the South ), they live for around 5 years and they are the Worlds fastest snail. Aparantly snails can sleep for up to three years, maybe between races. Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Keith The Great on September 07, 2006, 01:06:58 AM I would come back as.....Few things
1. Shakiras dildo. 2. The River card. 3. A women (read m3's post) Alot more pleasure'able lol. Use anything. 4. And lastly... Nothing........!!!!!!!!! Go to heaven or rot in my grave. Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Sark79 on September 07, 2006, 01:13:29 AM Funny you should mention Shakira mate, I am listening to her CD right now :D
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: NoflopsHomer on September 07, 2006, 01:23:56 AM Woody Allen had it right when he said Warren Beatty's fingertips...
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: bolt pp on September 07, 2006, 01:25:45 AM geez, this threads become so vulgar, Ive drunk myself sober so am in a position to take offense 0:-)
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: littlemissC on September 07, 2006, 07:49:26 AM well done barry for starting this lovely topic.
id like to come back as me again,only slimmer and wiser. Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Trace on September 07, 2006, 09:09:33 AM I've always said I'd like to be a bloke for a day then I could get a BJ and see what all the damn fuss is about!!!
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: patman on September 07, 2006, 09:12:57 AM i wanna come back as a leading surgeon....the ability to save lives would be something to be able to tell families every day - the glow that would give you would light up the world
2nd choice tank - what goes on in that mind must be some rush :D Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: matt674 on September 07, 2006, 09:28:28 AM I've always said I'd like to be a bloke for a day then I could get a BJ and see what all the damn fuss is about!!! you can have more than one orgasm simultaneously and they can last for upto 5 minutes at a time - why the dickens would you want to swap? ??? >:? as the saying at Christmas goes - it is always better to give than to receive!! (was going to say something along the lines of you wouldn't want to swap as it isn't all its cracked up to be but no doubt someone would make several smutty comments about the double entendre!!) ;) Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: charmaine on September 07, 2006, 09:44:04 AM ]Quite happy being me , so i would want to be me again :blonde: Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: littlemissC on September 07, 2006, 10:12:39 AM I've always said I'd like to be a bloke for a day then I could get a BJ and see what all the damn fuss is about!!! LOL LOL LOLrotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Maddog on September 07, 2006, 10:28:24 AM A Poltergeist
(http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cartoon/508.gif) Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Poppet7 on September 07, 2006, 12:58:54 PM A cat, they have got the good life!
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: matt674 on September 07, 2006, 01:27:05 PM A cat, they have got the good life! I thought of that myself but to be guaranteed the good life i'd have to return as a cat to my house. However if i did then i wouldn't be there to pamper me and i would end up having to fend for myself so maybe it wouldnt be such a good idea after all!! Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Trace on September 07, 2006, 01:41:25 PM OK Definitely coming back as a pig!! (No sarccy comments please)
Not explaining why, I'll let you all figure it out..... ;goodvevil; Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: boldie on September 07, 2006, 01:43:58 PM batman....
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: dik9 on September 07, 2006, 01:51:28 PM I think I would like to be a pigeon, I can turn the tables and sh*t on everyone who has sh*t on me. All that flapping is to physical though, so a domestic dog in a good home would be my no1 choice. I am just a lazy git really (would that change?)
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Jim R on September 07, 2006, 01:51:55 PM the guy that is taking vinni of kate moss
Title: Re: what do you want to come back as Post by: Rod Paradise on September 07, 2006, 02:23:00 PM the guy that is taking vinni of kate moss :goodpost: rotflmfao |