blonde poker forum

Adam , owner of Shuffle Up Shirts, will be running a shirt Design Comp on this thread, in which blondeites can win shirts.

I need you to know, before "spamming" queries arise, that he has blondes full approval to do this. He's a blondeite, & he's started up a business, and I think we all ought to support "our own".

And as I may have pointed out before, blonde owe Adam. When we started up - early January - we rather bravely ( = foolishly) tried to run our first Live Update from Copenhagen - Nightmare!

I had to keep running from the cardroom to the businerss centre, stick my access card in, pay £10, make a few posts, then sprint up the stairs back to the cardroom. Eventually, my credit card "ran out", & I tiook to ringing & texting Adam, who stayed up all night doing the posts for us. Top bloke.

I also recall Joe Beevers being SO helpful that night, despite the fact that someone had spammed blonde on The Hendon Mob Forum. From that day on, we pledged we would never flame THM, & never spam on there. And we never have. Whenever Joe & I meet at a Venue where we are both Live Updating, we always co-operate with each other.

There are some top geezers in poker - Adam & Joe are two of them.

Tikay, I agree with you ,we all need to support each other, the only thing we need to ensure is that all forum members are treated equally, which I know you will agree with.

Thank you Tikay.

Yeah, the comp is basically this. Design your own poker related T-shirt.

It can be something any poker player could wear or it could be specific to you. it can be matter of funny, serious, bold or subtle, clean or smutty.
let your imaginations go wild.

favourite three designs at the end of the comp (date TBC) win their shirts. ALL participants will get a discount.

GO

Yup, I wholly agree Dewi.

I draw the line at Affiliate Spamming, I can't really explain why I find that so "wrong", but I just do. But any genuine blondeites -  & "genuine" does not include those who sign up & then spam on their very first post! - who need our support ought to be able to count on it.

This should help in my dilema for my tshirt Adam

Do you just want us to descbribe out design or do you need some sort of visual representation?

you cant enter the 8 designs I suggested :D
fire away with any other ideas though

I got one for The Nun's shirt - "abandon hope, all ye who enter here"......

either / both / whatever.

if you have a slogan just write it, if there's specific designs go for that

Slogan for the nun

'Bless me Father for I have sinned' (and I'm gonna do it again)

 :D
early leader

I was thinking.. Break my Habit n go all in ..
But hubby said " thats crap. What's a habit got to do with Nuns"..
Now don't anyone ever call me Dappy again...

omg Red/ Tikay they are great.. ;D ;D

I have a Dirty Habit...

Or "I've kissed the Pope's ring"

excellent ...lmfao big style

You dirty old dog  ;)

It has to be that one ..  ;D :D ;D :D :'( :'(:'( :'(

One for Sir RED-DOG.

"IT WAS FOR CHARITY!!!"

   .....Red-Dog does it on all 4's....

suggestions
for tikay- they looked like kings honest
for atit- A big 2 and 7 of hearts and underneath in big print "but they were sooted"
for me- quiet at the table please we are trying to play cards here
for the nun- bad habits not tolerated- they are expected
yoyo- stop me when I have double the chips of whoever is in 2nd
kev-do not stand in front of me its my blindspot

i like the slogan  red had as his sig

Blondes have more fun could possibly go on Blonde merchandise

nuns like it missionary style?

I've been meaning to purchase one of Adam's shirts recently for myself, but I can't decide on the slogan.

Any ideas guys?

I've always liked "Sex, drugs, & Blondepoker" (1 out of 3 there.  ;))

or "WOODSTOCK IS MY LACKEY"

OAP inside, please bare with my missreads

Tikay's,    During the war......

red doggie style- chosse image carefully

there was me worrying the thread wouldn't get going

Ironside - "I STARTED RED'S TWIN POLL"

cochester kev- dount augh my   key has been sto en

djinn e r a t e

Smack your bitch up

whos that for reddog?

Me

Supervisors are ALWAYS Right, even when wrong hehehehe

Or for me during a festival     Tournement Flunkie please direct abuse here lol

more eminem than prodigy mate- or do you just fancy a bit of wife beating today?

for reddog  You should see my puppies hehehe



actually thinkin about it ewwwwwwwwww lol

There has to be a "Im Burnley John, who the f**k are you" shirt

Blonde Red dog's do it for charity








no forget it

Tony
Imagines
Kings
And
Yells

Tikay - "IT'S BEEN EMOTIONAL"

tikay - Will this go with one of my jackets?

Tikay- breathe loudly and you're red carded

LMAO

The nowab- Im not chubby Im just bigboned

can you print photos onto tshirts????? if so i see a mass order for blonde dog shirts hehehehehe

Wow, this is gonna be SOME thread.

Red-Cards for all the ones about me. Who does that leave?

Nick- Its not fkin smithers OK!!!!

You mean, say, if u happened to have a photo of Bob Carolgies?

lol

for most poker player nowadays  AS SEEN ON TV

Special edition for Kev with the reverse side          ............Crimewatch lmao

For me- Only blondite not yet profiled on 425  ;)
or- what do you mean the blinds go up at the end of level one?

RED-DOG could have a photo of that sour mid-hair-dying face with the slogon "Aaaaaah bugger".

Id like one with " my dog can play better than you and he only normally plays chess!

how about the one with RED sitting topless on the chair with the slogan, "MR SEPTEMBER"

hows about blonde spice.
 scary-pic of kev, sporty-pic of burnley with top off, baby-pic of adam,posh- pic of tracet (posh part of blackpool?) and of course geri/old spice- cant imagine whos picture we could use there

PMSl @ all of these - those in the beginning for the nun we're corkers.

Only prob is you've all made me laugh so much I ended up having a coughing fit to end all coughing fits.

Despite it making me cough - keep em coming - PLEEEEAAASSSSEEEEEE.

OK Ari - for the lastest bloody time

I DON'T LIVE IN BLACKPOOL!!!!!!

generic one we could all wear to an event
BLONDITE- be very afraid!!!

You've written your own slogan there.

add a little map of the fylde coast with her house highlighted and you got a tshirt for trace

Can I have one with, BUGGER, I have to leave this great thread to mend somethng Mrs Red has broken by cleaning it to death...AGAIN!!!

She WASHES the video, for christs sake  ::)

lol

this is going to be gold dust.

What about one for me,yoyo,atit and the camel#
TEAM VIAGRA- nothing can stop us from raising

in fact put a picture of a gun on the back of mine saying "except this"

Can't wait for cocky kev & robert to add to this one

will it break the forum if this thread exceeds 1000 replys. I'm going to be sifting through hundreds of suggestions to pick winners

 ;D

snoopy seal of approval.

I like that

I'm dying here!

one for tikay- do not push the red button!
my forum crashed again then- i went to the chatroom and nobody was there lol, maybe reddogs missus was giving the forum a quick clean

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

Can I have this one on my shirt

2 nuns driving down the road when a vampire jumps on the bonnet.
sister maryann-"sister mary show him your cross" sister mary-" get off my bonnett you fckin freak!"

 :D ;D

one for THM "please explain the button barney"
one for blondites "i aint a pervert i am just a blondite"

I realy want this one and may get you to design it anyway. for use against calling stations I would love to remove a jumper to reveal a tshirt with " CHECK THIS- IM ALLIN!!!"

save that one for HM October comp

how about "can i check here" on the back "i am a blonde"

photo of the new red dog with the heading "Blonde is better" ?

I normally play online, until I fall off

as you will be wearing this shirt live how about " it never happens online"

WARNING

INTERNET PLAYER

I have a font that's PC keys

You can't enter Adam.

Oops, let me re-phrase that, before the pervs get clever.

Adam, you can't enter.

save me a shirt if I win

                                                       IF YOU MUST SMOKE

                                                     SET FIRE TO THE CAMEL

Did think that was a strange entry for a minute tikay- you cant enter adam??

This could be the longest thread ever...................Ariston's on fire! Keeping me laughing while I'm pretending to be cutting the grass.

Right thinking cap on!


"I hate live tourneys....the RNG's rigged"
"Keep those chips neat, I'll have em back later"

both good starts

How do you "pretend to cut the grass". Leave the mower running while you sit at the 'puter? Who'd have a wifey, eh?

LOL Tikay   got it in one....I'll be back later (got caught!!!!)

tea time for russ- I have to work hard to keep this figure you know. Tonight I will be preparing sirloin in a nice muchroom and onnion cream sauce with chips, onnion rings ,peas and sweetcorn. Just in case any of you where feeling peckish. Back later.

And i thought using your laptop on the loo was bad but yoiur using yours while lawnmowing???? lol

Kinky is using a feather

Perverted is using the whole chicken

Tikay, I was only looking at your nametag, honest!

Trace T, They call it "PMS" because  "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

Trace T ---- Guess What I'll do for a conservatory hehehehehe

I'm all in ... but you didn't notice"

depends how big a stack you have

a two sided shirt this one:

On The front a pic of Ace and a king - "The Big Slick"

On the back a pic of a six and a nine - "The Big Lick"

slogan for Ariston .." Why do people laugh when i get laryngitis "  (but spell it right ;) )

for Tikay ... " Getting old means i stick it all in on the flop"

for Iron....  "I've won more poker tournaments than ive had lap dances "

for snoopy ... "I win peanuts at poker"   ( would need a picture)

For robert .. "I'm a lawyer, and I WILL defend my blinds"

for me when playing in same comp as iron- Ive had more lapdances than winning hands of poker

 ;D

I'm happy for it to be an in-joke.

It'll add some mystery to my game.  :-\

Perfect tshirt for Tikay- add underneath the image "Kings I tell you- I HAD KINGS"


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Note disctinct lack of laughter or comment, to a post in extremely poor taste which NONE OF US found even slightly funny......

I'M NOT LAUGHING.....

LMFAO nice 1 ariston!

Well you WOULD find it funny Flushy Fish. Nobody else did, you will note......

R..O..F...L....can't....press...keys....

Lets get this thread going again- its gone stale,
hows about "dont bother looking guys- You are gettin NUN of this"

or "get him chubbs"

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blonde doggie style

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How about this.

At Rob's game when me and the old fella got headsup. The second hand i was on the button with 85k tikay had 15k, i had AJc and given the blinds of 500-1000 i figured he would gamble with any half decent hand, and AJc has a lot of those covered, so i put in 20k, i did it with 4 x 5000 chips (we had been using almost exclusively the 500 and 100 chips). At this point tikay said "all in" he then looked at me as if to say "put your chips in son" it was at that point the words came out something along the lines of "oh shit i thought you had limped" obviously he is having trouble with colours not just cards!!!

reddog had been playing too much internet poker and was getting as confused as tikay in everyday life

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reddog returns

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blonde dog decides on a new career as part of a crack drug ring

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Right i really have to decided on which 1 to order, but now i am totaly spoilt for chioce

Please lord why cant I get NUN

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How about

"Poker, the only time when a straight can beat a pair of queens"

Sadly, Flushy's tale about me & he heads-Up is wholly true........I thought, I'll test the bugger here, & gave him one of my "I DARE YOU TO CALL looks". Trub was, he had already set me in...... I had him dominated too, my A-Q clubs was huge against his A-J clubs. But my A mysteriously turned out to be the 6 of clubs. How DO these things happen? It did occur to me as slightly odd that we both had the A of clubs.

ROBERT!

glad i aint got a coffe in my hand. Nice robert real nice

What?

Tikay again- "Ive had enough of you robert you're shakespeared I mean baird " ;)
easily mixed up, its his age you know

I am collecting Red cards, I have three I think. Perhaps I could go for a 4th if somebody, who I can't refuse, asks me to put up the pic again. I think you are one of the few who are bigger than me ariston.

im not getting involved but ol kermits done a lot better than that pig he used to see

Hehe, Ariston is running scared now.

I'm just waiting for an excuse.

I've always found rabbit to be less tasty than pork, though kermit obviously feels otherwise.

Tikay missunderstood when somebody told him to stop fishing  (scared old man?)

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straying from the shirt designing a bit. it was going so well.

that said, I've always had a soft spot for caption comps. perhaps once this comp is out the way a regular Caption comp could be arranged with me as sponsor?

Which one is supposed to be me Ariston?

(Kudos - nice pic. Grrrr.....)

I'd love to see the piccy...

You are so utterly persuasive:


(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/RobertHM/kermit.gif)


Try that for a caption comp

 :o :o ;D

Frogspawn

Both of them excellent though if this is to continue perhaps Iron can separate the thread in the morning so a not to detract from Adams T Shirt Comp. Oh and providing I haven't got a red card and the pic can stay up.

TOAD IN THE HOLE

i missspealt 1st one lol

Kermit is saying .....  " is this better than a frog in your throat ??"

'What you looking at, Big Slick-head'

or

'Hands off my Big-Slick'

or

'Show me your Stack'

Doesn't really work for women though lol

Jo xx

Just because i have 50% of the chips with 100 left doesnt mean i wont bubble!!

Suitable for Myself, Ian and Tikay!

for dave "NO DEALS SO DON'T BOTHER ASKING"

Neither Am I , I just wet my pants!!!!!

something like that was coming, another strong favourite so far

Seeing as I have around 80% of the entries in this i must win one lol. I would like one with just onandonandonandon all over it.

thats a completely different mpeg trace and would certainly be removed by admin. ;D

How about a t-shirt for trace saying ... "How about these for a pair of bullets"  ;D

You been standing up looking down at my avatar again?????????  sheesh   

SADDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  lol


P.S.  I already have one that says "Hold Em" right across my ermmm   well you know whats, Barney Boatman  contemplated doing just that till he saw the look on my face and thought twice about it.   lol  I dont think my saying "dont even think about it" at the same time made him bottle it.  lol

rockets more like.

For kev- I didnt always look like this, I went to one party with chubbs and burnley john and I didnt know where to look  ;D

LMFAO That is the best yet!

Kev and Snoopy - ENOUGH!!  lol

Go back to Page 10 and read my last post!

or kev again- I HAD ONE BARCLAYS IN A BLIZARD.......

Blondepoker.com - Sponsored by gamblers anonymous

One for the £5 rebuys  "I'm off to play bingo!"

"I got knocked out by a pair of queens in Brighton."

CHIPS!!

I'm definately up overall.

(Perfect for 2 blondites anyway)  lmao

LMFAO

Poker?  No, she wouldn't let me put it all in.

Funniest description of a fake blonde was an "airplane blonde", she still has a black box.

Putting my coat on and taking kermit with me!

Hows about for fake blondes-
IM not a real blonde, if I do a naked handstand I look like the ace of spades.

(http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:zviyWJNesy4J:http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics/squirrelreal.jpg)

I value call my nutz

Dragging the thread kicking and screaming back to Adam's company, here are the best sellable shirt logo's that I've seen suggested so far:

• "Warning : internet player"
• "No deals, so don't bother asking"
• "My dog plays better poker than you"
• "Let's play bingo"
• "CHIPS!!!"
• A big 2 and 7 of hearts and underneath in big print "but they were sooted"

My entries for t-shirts are:

• "Dead Money"
• "NOONE wants to hear your Bad Beat Story"
• "FISH"
• A big arrow on the t-shirt pointing left with "SUCKER. look no further." next to it.

and of course, the immortal line:

• "Women : the rake of life"  :D

how about
front

you can tell me your bad beat story

back
after i have given you it

A few ideas:

‘I don’t have any tells, cause I don’t know what I’m doing’

A picture of 2 aces and underneath
‘Dolly Parton didn’t have a pair this big’

‘Blondes aren’t thick
7 2 is a good hand’

A picture of a thought bubble with Fold written in it and 'Raise!' written underneath.

A t-shirt with a bubble on it with a picture of your own face in it and 'Bubble boy' underneath

Nice selection there Rhu, & welcome to blonde.

Been a viewer long, how did you hear about blonde?

Enjoy - blondes have more fun!

slogan,

no point in reading me the pages are empty ;D

Jammer has save me the trouble of picking the leaders so far because he's spotted a few of them. If you think you can do better ( I know you can) get going

Maybe I am just ageist but I liked "they were kings I tell you" and reddogs early effort (which seems to have been missed by everyone) "during the war......"

I like:

Liquor up front....Poker in the rear  ;D

or

F*ck pocket aces, give me a decent starting hand

Who needs a woman when you've got a good hand

Sex is like poker....its only good until the flop   ::)

A couple of specific ones to yours truly:

Front:

Sheriff Fatman says 'Fold' ...

Back (choice of 2):

Or He Whips Out His Weapon
Or He Shows His Rusty Sheriff's Badge

The second one probably works better on Viz readers!

In the 'general category' how about:

'Damn this 3-year downswing!'
'Poker: More bad beats than Rodney King'
'Hold'em is like sex - ruined by the flop'

Sheriff

But surely this one is perfect for BlondeDog and Tikay.   (still not brave enough to use the Grandad phrase just yet!)

tracet i hear grandad like the ladies to call him granddaddy

Or sugardaddy maybe

Runner Runner Man

Well .. i have ordered my Shirt off AdanM.. Thankyou REd.. I decided on your entry.. re: the pope...I shall wear it with pride this weekend at the Gutshot/betfair tourny..
Just wish i could have had Blonde poker on it, as there will be a hell of a lot of internet poker players there..oh well ... maybe soon..

Saw your name on the list Tikay.. are you attending then ?

Blondite DIVAFLAVA will be playing wearing "NOBODY KNOWS HOW GOOD I AM"

more suggestions?

Hi Nun - yes I will be there, but not until Saturday, I am out of the country from Wednesday to Friday.

I am a bit nervous, a bit "lamb to the slughter" with all those Betfair guys gunning for me, but hey-ho.

Look forward to seeing you. A freindly face is what I need. But you'll have to do for now.

xx

Cheeky .. I need a friendly face too

Well it's you & me verus the rest then.

I'll take care of Ariston, you can deal with all the others.

Hello

I've been kicking about for a week or so.

You'll be happy to hear I'm another Scotsman. Found the site looking for places to play in Glasgow and ended up in the thread on here.

I recognise a couple of the users from various sites but they don't know me. Hope to be able to contribute something to the site, but it won't be my spelling ability.

Might see a couple of you on Thurday in Cincin if I make it along. No need to worry though I don't expect to be anywhere near the money (unless they leave it on a table somewhere).

Oh that's good

I think it's time we put a cap on the number of Scots on blonde, they are taking over the place.

Mad is a Scot too, but that's OK, she's a girlie.

May I suggest "1"  ;D


OK "2"  ;D  ;D

Hi Adam
how about:-  Dont get married to your hand cos your chips will get jealous and leave you!
shelly xx

nice, but too complicated for poker players

OK my offering.

Gentlemen prefer Blonde.

Like THAT Ralph.

or gentlemen prefer blondepoker.com

No plagiarism please !

Have you not heard of copywright ?

Where's the brief ?

 ???

Blondes get more sets! (it works if you say it quickly enough)

Or for the ladies: Blondes have bigger sets!

Might work might not.
4 of any suit  then the king of any suit  then hell.
Then underneath it  rivered again. So it reads
4 King hell !!!
Rivered again. :)
Well I thought it was funny

"Pro Gamblers Sign-on"

Rick Stein loves me.

Of course they would have to know who Rick Stein is. oh and that he loves Fish.
oh bollox u think something funny but its just shit really!

How about printing the hand groupings on the front and everytime you get your cards make sure everyone sees you checking your T-Shirt!

Nice idea, BUT where are the gentlemen?   ;)

Perverts prefer Blonde.    just doesnt have the same ring trace :)

One here Trace. Gent, that is, not perv.......

If any of the girls want to prove they are blonde, I will prove I'm a gent

One for the Omaha players..........

A picture of the following hand:

2s, 5d, 8c, Jh

with the caption "I'm drawing to 4 different flushes"

front runners so far;

Reddog
'Bless me Father for I have sinned' (and I'm gonna do it again)
Or "I've kissed the Pope's ring"

Ariston
"Im Burnley John, who the f**k are you"
my dog can play better than you
TEAM VIAGRA- nothing can stop us from raising
"NO DEALS SO DON'T BOTHER ASKING"

Bluewolf
Tournement Flunkie please direct abuse here
AS SEEN ON TV

Ironside
"please explain the button barney"


Jagster
"I hate live tourneys....the RNG's rigged"
"Keep those chips neat, I'll have em back later"

jbsc7769
On The front a pic of Ace and a king - "The Big Slick"
On the back a pic of a six and a nine - "The Big Lick"

Colchester Kev
"How about these for a pair of bullets"

Maroon
Poker? No, she wouldn't let me put it all in.

Jammer
"NOONE wants to hear your Bad Beat Story"

Rhu
‘I don’t have any tells, cause I don’t know what I’m doing’

Stallyon
Liquor up front....Poker in the rear

Junior (unintentionally)
Love to play with the nuts

Me
WARNING, INTERNET PLAYER

there has to be more ideas out there. remember, best three get their shirt free, all other entries will get a discount on any suggested shirts.

Nothing particularly funny. Just a few random ideas.

(me) I PLAY FOR PEANUTS
CASH ME IN!
CHIP, CHAIR, & A PRAYER
TRIPLE S: SHORT STACK SPECIALIST
NATURAL BLONDE
TRUE BLONDE
I STILL HAVEN'T SPOTTED THE SUCKER

Any good?

I STILL HAVEN'T SPOTTED THE SUCKER


I like that one!

                 'This T-Shirt is New'
          'If i raise when you have the nuts'
           'Please don't come over the top'

sorry, that was lame. had to chip in tho, so bored. not noted for my comedic talents. :(

I cant believe  the one for Tikay didnt make the shortlist ...

Old age means Going all in on the flop :)

"If you haven't spotted the sucker within 30 minutes.................. I'm running late"

Lol. not sure that would be a big seller for Adam tho...

That (or something similar) has got a shot

i think thats a beauty

it'll probably read

IF YOU'RE SAT AT A POKER TABLE FOR 20 MINUTES AND YOU HAVEN'T SPOTTED THE SUCKER...
I'm running late, post my blinds until I arrive.

I STILL HAVEN'T SPOTTED THE SUCKER
is good and

CHIP AND A CHAIR...
and a tremendous run of cards would help

with a pic of colchester kev in the middle

if you nick my blinds i'll nick your missus.

who do you think you are howard plant?

lost on me i'm afraid

Ok, after careful consideration and drawing up my own shortlist, this is what i have come up with:




On the front:

"i've always got a bad hand, but........"


On the back:
"at least its not as bad as Jeremy Beadle's"








i thankyou...

at thats how i became a hero!!!!!!!!!

500th post!

your my local hero

congratuations. i have status envy.

I thank you  ;D

Congrats to Junior!

What about...
"more bad beats than Rodney King"

or is that too close to the nuckle?

do i win a bad taste award yet?

                                    ON THE FRONT

                   GLASGOW BOYS                            

                                   ON THE BACK

                   CHIB AND A CHAIR   

ITS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN STAY IN A TOURNEY   :D :D

How about

Avoid Bad Beats...........
Play Junk


Nipper Magnet


      I
   LOVE (big red heart)
 REBUYS


Compulsive Blind Stealer


 Fray Bentos
Its in the Gravy!

Cheers,
     Steve

first one's the best there.

Hope you enjoyed my pie from NECC

How about one that says


MY NAME IS COLCHESTER KEV .... I MUST LEARN TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT ;)

LMFAO

about that treble mate

With a logo of a big blonde in a skirt

im dreading that photo :(   i can just imagine adam getting loads of orders from the sweaty skirt wearers for T-Shirts with that bloody pic on ...  and the words Colchester kev is a Jock above the pic

Ohhh the shame :(  :'(  :'(

AdamM CAN WE PLACE THE ORDERS JUST NOW

As the popular name for a group of poker players seems to be "Crew",  a bright yellow shirt, black type "Blonde Crew".
Nice and simple, everyone on the forum should buy one. Not a jokey one but would be very cool. I would certainly buy one (although if yo udid it I hope i wouldnt need to!!)

Anyone remeber the old "Frankie Says" T-shirts? Maybe a "Tikay says" - "ALL IN" etc

mentioned already, I'm bidding for the Blonde T-shirt contract, but it's not decided yet so, for the time being, no Blonde Livery.

out of interest though, Black shirts with gold writing or yellow shirts with black writing?

Black with gold sounds good, if we had a choice. Polo shirt or full button shirt perhaps

LOL bring back beadle

And two in Pink .. for Junior & kev

Haven't had the pie yet Adam, I managed to do a few deals at the final table and ended up with four!! Won't be long now though,
   Cheers,
         Steve

yeah, I heard mine wasnt the only one you nabbed

deffo black with gold writing.  Tikay has BP.com t-shirts already and i have 2!! (prototypes mind) they were meant for tikay but well... err...lets just say they didn't accommodate his frame  ;D

how about:-

Blondepoker.com - contains more bollox than steak and kidney pie

Front: Nice hand, well played, good luck
Back:  F***ing Tosser, how can you call with that s**t?

or:-

Ironside taught me all i know

for a lady:-
Junior's wearing my knickers

nice

That's a cracker - but the colour was wrong  ;)

BlondePoker Cap - £10
BlondePoker Shirt - £20
Year's Supply of Peroxide - £50

OAP Bus Pass.....PRICELESS!

What's a chib?

a chib? life on the cutting edge m8.

like a lot of these.

espec.

still haven't spotted the sucker
 and
big slick/big lick

but... 4 king (say pic of 4h and kc)
is an entire range in itself...

e.g

4 king
call..and it's 4 king over

4 king
hellmuth I'm good

4 king
Ivey league m8

4 king
jeezus h. ferguson

4 king
river

4 king
muppet

4 king
nice flop ;)

etc.

but as a 'professional' copywriter I'm ruling myself out of the prize-running (not that i'd win)

anyway, he's already nicked using three of my logos  ;) ;D

actually... I'll have one entry

please rebuy... mortgage to pay

"This table smells like Grimsby"

"Hansen knows how to play them... you don't"  + pic of rag cards

"Sharks are just big fish"



I couldn't be arsed trawling through 15 pages after not reading this thread for a while, so if there's an overlap, sue me.

Just a picture of a big bubble.

Or as a variation on that "Had Bubbles more often than Michael Jackson".

Picture of Darth Vader on the front with two black fours underneth
(as in the Dark Fours)

Could have a picture of a flop with a couple of fours and a caption of "Use the Fours, Luke"

Glasgow/scots for a weapon - usually a blade  ;D

ah, now it's funny

 :o  :o  :o funny!?!?!  :o  :o  :o

Yeah, "GLASGOW POKER, A CHIB AND A CHAIR"

perhaps also

"NOTTINGHAM POKER, RAISING UNDER THE GUN"

Genius!

hmmmm not sure

Yellow shirts would certainly stand out, ala Valentino Rossi! (Or the Dutch with their Orange) "Gold" would be a little cheesy me suspects......a little "blink blink"

I went for the black on yellow. As long as it's not bright pink, I'm happy to wear the colours.

busy board.

any more for any more? this can run all month if there's still ideas but if not I'll pick some winners.

most of the front runners are top ten posters. do any of our newer members or guests not have any suggestions?

how about   Loo (king) (four) ACTION !!

I love casino's, you can play games at the front .... and poker in the rear :)

Bary Martin, from the Gutshot seems to want to bring the censors down of pokerzo.tv, He is so subtle with it though, two examples:

Flop comes 9 K 4, he says "oh look flop of Fourking nine!"

Hole cards show 96o, he says "They call that "dinner for two, don't know why"

You maybe able to us the latter.