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« Reply #195 on: September 06, 2005, 03:25:15 AM » |
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Blondes get more sets! (it works if you say it quickly enough)
Or for the ladies: Blondes have bigger sets!
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« Reply #196 on: September 06, 2005, 10:41:40 AM » |
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Might work might not. 4 of any suit then the king of any suit then hell. Then underneath it rivered again. So it reads 4 King hell !!! Rivered again.  Well I thought it was funny |
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« Reply #197 on: September 06, 2005, 11:31:17 AM » |
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"Pro Gamblers Sign-on"
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« Reply #198 on: September 06, 2005, 11:56:51 AM » |
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Rick Stein loves me.
Of course they would have to know who Rick Stein is. oh and that he loves Fish.
oh bollox u think something funny but its just shit really!
How about printing the hand groupings on the front and everytime you get your cards make sure everyone sees you checking your T-Shirt!
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« Reply #199 on: September 06, 2005, 01:01:52 PM » |
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OK my offering.
Gentlemen prefer Blonde.
Nice idea, BUT where are the gentlemen?  |
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Liberavi animam meam
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Colchester Kev
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« Reply #200 on: September 06, 2005, 01:02:55 PM » |
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Perverts prefer Blonde. just doesnt have the same ring trace |
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« Reply #201 on: September 06, 2005, 01:03:28 PM » |
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One here Trace. Gent, that is, not perv.......
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All details of the 2016 Vegas Staking Adventure can be found via this link - http://bit.ly/1pdQZDY (copyright Anthony James Kendall, 2016). |
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« Reply #202 on: September 06, 2005, 01:06:40 PM » |
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OK my offering.
Gentlemen prefer Blonde.
Nice idea, BUT where are the gentlemen? If any of the girls want to prove they are blonde, I will prove I'm a gent |
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #203 on: September 06, 2005, 03:52:29 PM » |
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One for the Omaha players.......... A picture of the following hand:  ,  ,  ,  with the caption "I'm drawing to 4 different flushes" |
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"...And If You Flash Him A Smile He'll Take Your Teeth As Deposit..."
"Sheriff Fatman" - Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
2006 Blonde Caption Comp Ultimate Champion (to be replaced by actual poker achievements when I have any)
GUKPT Online Main Event Winner 2008 (yay, a poker achievement!)
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« Reply #204 on: September 07, 2005, 11:47:04 AM » |
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front runners so far;
Reddog
'Bless me Father for I have sinned' (and I'm gonna do it again)
Or "I've kissed the Pope's ring"
Ariston
"Im Burnley John, who the f**k are you"
my dog can play better than you
TEAM VIAGRA- nothing can stop us from raising
"NO DEALS SO DON'T BOTHER ASKING"
Bluewolf
Tournement Flunkie please direct abuse here
AS SEEN ON TV
Ironside
"please explain the button barney"
Jagster
"I hate live tourneys....the RNG's rigged"
"Keep those chips neat, I'll have em back later"
jbsc7769
On The front a pic of Ace and a king - "The Big Slick"
On the back a pic of a six and a nine - "The Big Lick"
Colchester Kev
"How about these for a pair of bullets"
Maroon
Poker? No, she wouldn't let me put it all in.
Jammer
"NOONE wants to hear your Bad Beat Story"
Rhu
‘I don’t have any tells, cause I don’t know what I’m doing’
Stallyon
Liquor up front....Poker in the rear
Junior (unintentionally)
Love to play with the nuts
Me
WARNING, INTERNET PLAYER
there has to be more ideas out there. remember, best three get their shirt free, all other entries will get a discount on any suggested shirts.
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« Reply #205 on: September 07, 2005, 01:16:51 PM » |
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Nothing particularly funny. Just a few random ideas.
(me) I PLAY FOR PEANUTS
CASH ME IN!
CHIP, CHAIR, & A PRAYER
TRIPLE S: SHORT STACK SPECIALIST
NATURAL BLONDE
TRUE BLONDE
I STILL HAVEN'T SPOTTED THE SUCKER
Any good?
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« Reply #206 on: September 07, 2005, 01:38:02 PM » |
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I STILL HAVEN'T SPOTTED THE SUCKER
I like that one!
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1st. West Ham. 2nd Poker
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« Reply #207 on: September 07, 2005, 03:09:56 PM » |
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'This T-Shirt is New'
'If i raise when you have the nuts'
'Please don't come over the top'
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« Reply #208 on: September 07, 2005, 03:11:13 PM » |
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sorry, that was lame. had to chip in tho, so bored. not noted for my comedic talents.  |
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« Reply #209 on: September 07, 2005, 03:12:05 PM » |
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I cant believe the one for Tikay didnt make the shortlist ... Old age means Going all in on the flop |
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