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This story has it all.

-Sexual Blackmail
-Stolen Bankroll
-Suicidal feelings
-repossessed BMWs
-Brandi Hawbaker
-Doyle Brunson
-Dutch Boyd
-Bobby Bell End
-and oh so much more

Warning: The thread is like 60+ pages long


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Here`s a summary as presented by SaneMan on TB City

It may seem like I'm acting a little crazy nowadays, but I can assure you, there is good reason. I have been very stressed out and even feeling suicidal. Perhaps if I shed some light on what happened, you might feel a bit of compassion for me...

After Festa Al Lago, I was approached by various people who wanted to back me. Some of them wanted two year deals, which I did not want to take. Others were complete sleaze bags who wanted to put me in tournaments as long as I slept with them ~ I'm not that sort of girl. Then, I was approached by CaptianTom Franklin...

He immediately duped me in with every word he spoke. He said that he wanted to help me. That he enjoys helping young people. And when they do well, he feels good about himself. He even gave me some names of top pros whom he has coached. He also said that we were going to have set times to meet so that it was all going to be very professional and that people would not get the wrong idea. I asked what the wrong idea was and he said "younger girl, older man" ~ and that he didn't want people to assume that he was sleeping with me when that was not the case.

He used Doyle Brunson's name ~ the fact that he is on the site ~ and his own credentials to reel me in. Being who he was, and based on what he said, I believed him.

Things started off well while we were in Canada. We discussed hands, and he shared some basic information with me. I had no idea at that time of what was about to happen to me. He said that I should turn over my bankroll to him so that he could help manage my money. He talked about how much attention I was getting from guys and how easy it would be for me to robbed. Since he had been nothing but a respectable man who was helping me with my game, I did it. In a way, I guess I had looked up to him like a grandfather. And considering that he is famous, I didn't expect for him to do anything shady. Still again, I was nowhere near prepared for the incidents that were about to take place...

I arrived in Indiana with a friend of mine. He took my friend out while I played satellites for the ME. This is where things started to bad. First off, I ran bad in the satellites. Donkeys were calling my preflop raises for example ~ I help AK ~ with K5 off suit and then after going all in, would turn or river their crap card.

My friend came back that night completely trashed and stumbling, but she said she had fun. The next day Tom tried to turn my friend and I against each other. I know that he manipulated her into drinking so much. He had done that to me while I was in Canada. We had taken a break for the night and he kept buying me shots of whiskey even though I told him that I would not drink anymore and even gave the shots away. He told me my friend was an alcoholic and had run up a big tab. He said that I needed to get rid of her. What he really wanted was to have me alone for his own intentions...

The next night, he crawled into bed with me naked. His penis on my back, frighten me, and woke me in the middle of the night. I freaked out and spent the rest of the night in the bathroom. I crawled to sleep on the floor and used the towels as blankets. I was traumatized.

He then started beating me down mentally. I was in no condition after what he did to me, to play. I told him this, but he said that if I did not do what he said, then I was not serious about playing poker. I should have just asked for my bankroll back then and walked away, but I was so confused. He was being mentally and emotionally abusive towards me. At the time, I couldn't see things clearly.

Every day he started having talks with me at breakfast/lunch.. how he was doing so much for me and that I needed to do something for him. He said at that time that I could not have my money back and that I had to "huggle" with him. In all honesty, I tried. I grit my teeth and let him put his arms around me one night.

But I couldn't do it. I got into a big fight with him. In fact I did go a little crazy. I had bottling all this stress and pressure inside me. I couldn't understand why since I was a girl, I had to pay the fiddler. Obviously the other people he backed and mentored weren't expected to edited. Why me? I blew up over how irrational it all was and how unfair it was that I am in this situation because I am a woman.

My friend had to be mediator. He agreed that since I was incapable of sleeping with him or at least "huggling" ~ which was his word for cuddling ~ then he would still do as promised and back me and mentor me until the end of the year. But instead of putting me into main events, I would have to earn my way in by playing satellites. And that he would cover all my expenses, like rent, food and etc. till the end of the year.

I had no problem with this since it is what I would have done anyway on my own and I still had him mentoring me. Before we left Indiana, I asked for 3K of my money back (which was an original ammount of over 12K). Since he lost so much at Pai Gow and Pot Limit Omaha, he had to borrow the money, but he ended up giving it to me.

When I got to Foxwoods, everything had changed. He had a young 22 year old girl with him, named Amanda. We were all supposed to meet at the airport but his flight was delayed, so we shared a cab. My friend was still with me at the time, and she confronted Amanda. Amanda came out and said that she met him two years ago when she was with her mom and that for two years Tom has promised her a job in his company ~ which was still yet to happen, as Tom does not have a company. She talked about how he makes her skin crawl and that she has turned into an alcoholic and that she dropped out of school and is now taking care of her mom and dad with the little money that Tom is giving her to have sex with him.

Now, everyone that knowsTom Franklin, I hope is obviously aware that he is married! Anyway ~ we all ended up sharing a room that first night in Foxwoods because the casino was booked. My friend and I slept in one bed. Tom and his "daughter" as he claims her to be ~ slept in the other. Tom was in a very bad mood because he was not getting laid. She had a cold or bronchitis or something. The next night Tom got another room so him and his "daughter" could have some alone time so she could make him happy. He blamed all of us sharing a room as the reason she would not perform, since she was afraid of us walking in at any moment.

To make a long story short, he did not do anything for me in Foxwoods. He did not put me into satellites and he refused to give me my bankroll back. I started talking to some of the players about what I was going through. Gavin and Chris Bell were going to have a talk with him. Coincidentally, he called me and I thought I should rectify the situation on my own.

We met and he said that "What are you doing talking to people about this? Why do you think I am a bad guy? If I were a really bad guy, I would have raped you that night when I had the chance!" I said all I want is my money back. He gave me $500, claiming that was all he had on him and told me that he would give me the rest later and that for now I should go play 2-5. I did.

Funny thing... Tom decided to play 2-5 at another table. A few people were talking about how funny it was he was playing that and that he was obviously broke. I grew pissed. I wanted my money back right then and there. He started changing his story and saying instead that he did not owe me anything. We stopped talking.

I was in tears the entire time I was in Foxwoods. I even tried to OD there and someone put their finger down my throat until I was able to throw everything up. I was miserable. Here I had trusted someone and was left stranded on the other side of the country with not even ten cents to my name.

Mark Newhouse bought my ticket home, along with my friend's. When I got home, I thought of things I could do to straighten the situation out. I tried calling Tom and asking nicely. I talked to the press. I even talked to Todd and Doyle Brunson (who sponsor him on their site). They both said they would talk to him when he got into town.

During that time, no one helped me except Phil Gordon. I filmed something with him for his show and he gave me 1k. That is how I managed to pay my rent and phone bill. Thanksgiving for me was horrible. I spent the day in bed with only a microwavable Turkey dinner ~ since I did not have enough money to go anywhere or see friends. I didn't even have a car by this point in time because my BMW had been repossessed. I was absolutely miserable.

Tom was supposed to be in town on the 28th. He did not end up showing up till this week. When I talked to Doyle, he ended up giving me 2k, and I was incredibly appreciative. I thought I would get my money back and that everything would be okay.

But Tom is a very good liar. I'm not sure what he said to Todd or Doyle. All I can say is that I met them both once and I did nothing crazy except tell them what he did to me. I don't have relationships with either of them and have not had contact with them outside of one time since then. I called Doyle and asked him what had happened. He said that Tom told him a different story and that there was nothing he could do for me. I said "Okay, thank you for trying." and hung up.

What I wanted to do was scream!! Of course he would tell a different story! Of course he would try to cover his own ass! Did Doyle really expect him to tell the truth?

I've been incredibly upset lately. And perhaps I have been acting crazy. Every day I want to die. I have no money. I have no car. I don't know where I am going to live in two weeks ~ since I can't pay rent. I don't know what I am going to do for work ~ and NO I'm not going to [censored] strip! sorry.

I looked into getting a job with Cardplayer, but they already hired someone. Now I feel lost. I've also been feeling a lot of anger. It's not fair or right what happened. I did not go busto. I did not lose my money playing. I did not deserve this.

Last night, I had a panic attack. During that time, my passport was stolen. I ended up punching a guy. I don't know what's wrong with me right now. I suppose I have been holding all this anger in for so long. I tried to go about things discreetly, but it has not worked. I'm upset that people who could help me, don't care or just wont. I'm upset that this man can lie to people and that other people believe him. I'm upset this he can get away with what he did to me and that it's okay. It's not okay.

What's more... the girl Amanda is in town with him right now! How can people in life do one thing and say another? How can people have no morals and stand for nothing? Why is it that the evil and corrupt are rewarded and the innocent are left to struggle and perish? Where is the decency?

I do not know what else to say here. I've told you my story as best as I could. I don't need anyone telling me how I should not have given him my money in the first place or anything along those lines. I already think every day how stupid I am for doing so.

To be honest, I don't know what's going to happen to me or where I'm going to go. What I need right now is some support and compassion and mercy. I need a gift from God and a miracle. Because of this situation, I'm now at a place where I feel as though I'm hanging to life by a shoestring.

If you've seen me and I've acted a little strange, now you know why .I've been stressed and depressed and angered. I'm not myself right now and I'm not sure what I'm going to do.

And now it takes another twist!

Below posted by Mark Newhouse (Borgata WPT winner) on 2+2


ok, so i wasnt going to post anything, i dont like spreading drama, but a friend told me that brandi is for some reason spreading lies abotu me and she apparently even told him that i was in the room when she busted my accoutn watching it happen, thats [censored], shes also been sending me threatening text messages and telling me to get on here and say that this never happened, im not one to lie about [censored], so thats clearly not going to happen, so i guess ill go ahead and bloodbath the bitch

im not sure of the amoutn thaty she lost, it was somewhere between 25 and 30k, anyway, i went out to la with her and i was teaching her sitngoes, i let her play my account while i was getting burried downstairs at commerce, the nigth that this happened, i was playing 4/8, stuck like 40 or 50k or so, and i was texting her while playing to check up on how she was doing, she told me that she was winning

at first she was just supposed to be playing sitngoes, one of the nigths before, she got stuck a lot and started playing 15/30 and got stuck more, she has a way of making people feel really bad for her, so i didnt really get mad, but i told her not to play that big anymore and to stick to sitngoes while i wasnt around, and that some time i would teach her limit, but id prefer she didnt play 15/30 because she basically had no limit experience, another night, she started playing 5/10 NL without asking me first and she said she was winning, but i told her id rather she play lower and she said shed stick to 3/6, what nigth different [censored] happened is kind of a blur, i was in a total frenzy for the whole trip, dealing with a lot of [censored] from her and losing a lot of money, defiantely playing bad

the nigth she busted it, she was texting me and said she was doing very well, i was getting burried and definately not thinking clearly and for some reason i gave her permission to play 10/20 NL, but on the condition that she was very careful and that she only played if it was a very good game(not a chance she could possibly know what a good game is btw), but that i would prefer that she stick to 5/10 anyway(really, i was in a frenzy, im [censored] stupid for telling her she could play anywhere near that big)

we were texting back and forth and she kept telling me that she was winning a lot, so i wasnt too worried, when i got done playing, i went up and she was still playing, and she ended up playing a very long session, i was exausted, so i was like whatever

the next day when i got up, i tried to get onto stars, and my password was changed, i asked her wtf is going on, and she said she wanted it to be a surprise how much she was up, i was basically like, [censored] that, get me on my account, and she told me she busted it, i obviously got pissed, but she has a way of making me feel so bad for her that i couldnt stay mad for that long(yes, im a [censored] idiot)

she called a few people to try to get money back for me, but she couldnt get anything, she told me straight up to keep quiet while she was on the phone with them because the only way that she could get money from guys is if they think that she wants to [censored] them, that pretty much changed my perspective of her, now i realzed that she was a scandalous bitch

anyway, she got all depressed and locked herself in the bathroom that nigth, and i heard a glass break while she was in there(she has cuts on her arms from cutting herself, she gets extreamly depressed) i got really worried about her and knocked on the door and asked if everything was ok and if i could come in, she said she was taking a bath and to leave her alone, i shouldnt be listening outside the door, i was in a complete frenzy hoping that she wasnt going to kill herself and my friend called me and told me that mr. foo(90% VPIP full ring and quite possibly the best poker player ever, he was up easily 200k in like 3 days of destroying all the pros) was downstairs, so i went to go play poker and get the [censored] away from the room

when i got back up, she was passed out in the bath, using towels as blankets and on the bathroom wall, written in blood, it said, "i will fly one day" so now im freaking out and i wake her up, she had made a pretty deep cut in her leg

so while i should have been pissed about [censored], i couldnt help but be very worried for her, i didnt know what to do, i felt really bad, i cared about her and didnt like to see her like that, and couldnt really stay mad for long, i am a very forgiving person, and im definately too trusting

anyway, thats pretty much the story, i probly left stuff out or forgot [censored], but thats the jist of it, ive learned a lot of lessons since i won the borgata, one of those is that you really cant trust anyone in the poker world, another is i really shouldnt let myself get emotionally attached to any bitches, a lot of [censored] has happened that has nothing to do with brandi, but i have like 240k out and i have officially decided that i am finished with loaning and staking, im not going to get into other people business about that, also whenever im dealing with a crazy sketchy bitch my mind has been [censored] up as hell and i havent been able to play good, so im not going to let them affect me anymore(brandi is not the only one, and while shes the craziest of the two, she probably less evil than the other one, but im not going to get into that either, im not here to post other peoples business, the only reason im posting this is because brandi is telling people lies about it)

really, i have only myself to blame for allowing myself to be open to this kind of [censored], especially after its happened to me too many times, but its all going to stop now

also, a sidenote for you gossip fiends while im at it, in the car ride back to vegas, brandi told me that she got her ex to put her in a satellite on the condition that she let him [censored], then she said, id rather let you do it, you want to? i pretty much lost all respect for her after she told me that

i ended up putting her in a satellite because i felt so bad for her, but that was clearly a mistake, after she busted from it, she started crying and making a scene at fix because she was so depressed that she wouldnt be able to play in the 15k event, ive pretty much gotten immune to her [censored], not giving any bitch another dime, and i have a new mindset, will no longer let myself be taken advantage of anymore, just going to focus on keeping my head straight, and try to play good, and my bankroll is going to be my bankroll

also, i really dont know anything about the captain tom story other than what shes told me, and thats pretty much what she posted, she told me about that when i first met her at foxwoods and that she was broke and had no way of getting home, so i bought her a plane ticket that she was supposed to pay me back for, she also said before that she plans on paying me bakc what she lost on my account, but i really seriously doubt ill ever see that again

someone posted a good little summary of everything that happened...


Brandi is on the circuit w/ 12k

Capt. tom offers to mentor her, nothing sexual

brandi give the captain her roll

brandi plays some sats but busts out

Capt wont give her the money back

Capt gets her friend drunk

Capt climbs into bed with Brandi edited

brandi spends the night in the bathroom shocked

capt has his "daughter" in town and sleeps in the same bed but cant get action because brandi and her friend are in the same room.

brandi still cant get her money back

brandi gets doyle brunson (http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=34) and phil gordon (http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=97) to give her money

brandi is hanging out with dutch boyd (http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=15967) because boyd is going to help her get her money back

brandi goes ape [censored] and someone steals her passport

she punches some dude and has a panic attack

hooks up with newhizzle, her latest victim

loses ~30k in his acct and changes his password

she cuts herself

he feels bad and pays her way into a satellite

her ex boyfriend agrees to buy her into a sat for edited, but she'd rather have newhizzle do it

newhizzle buys her a plane ticket

brandi claims to have $43

she's probably cutting herself right now

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=8477672&page=0&fpart=all&vc=1

WOW!!

rotflmfao

Pah, she has got it easy ..... me and Simon Nowab are still receiving counselling after sharing a room with Burnley John for 6 weeks in Vegas !!! :D

Yes a number of forums are full of this.  In fact this is the longest thread in the history of 2+2.  Still waiting to hear the Captains response.  A good movie script maybe?

There are more, the best one is too rude though

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(http://i17.tinypic.com/42nwlqa.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n257/fullrake/INDECENT.jpg)

I'm enjoying the uncensorsed version with a damp copy of a rolled up Daily Telegraph as I write....

Ive read all these links from pocket5's, pretty disturbing if its true, but who knows...

One of the best pictures was the mock up from snakes on a plane, the guy must have been a photoshop expert, was quality! not suitbale for display on this forum though

That's the one I was on about earlier - brilliant!

Talk about out of the frying pan, into the fire.......

 ;frustrated;

Looks like an absolute bunny boiler to me........anyone got her phone number? just the way I like em hehe.

yeah i got her number but you will have to suck my **** first

are you Captain Tom ?   explains why you were banged up at t'weekend

nah if he was tom he'd have wanted to stick it in my back. Thats what happens with old age, you forget what your supposed to do with it. God knows what Tikay thinks his is for.

stirring his ovaltine ?

lolololollolololol

You can find her here...

http://people.tribe.net/kallisti

big nips

Don't try to laugh at Brandi, as she will tell you this:


her own words at 2+2

beat me too it

nice nips

she really does seem a total psychopath to me, I like her :)

borderline personality disorder

Boo would have got the prize if he'd said Horlicks.

Been to a party tonight, full of drunken, nubile, scantily-clad women. I'm back at my swanky double-bedded Hotel room now. Alone. Being old is just horrible.

Utterly fascinating, I read the first 90 pages then gave up and switched to this http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=8493754&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1&nt=6 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=8493754&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1&nt=6) instead, it's a shorter abridged version.

Brandi fights back.

Like all good lies... this story definitely has an element of truth. Although that element is VERY small indeed.

I will not go into all the details or write something extremely long just to make my story look credible (cough * Mark * cough)... what I will say is this though...

I started spending time with Newhouse after he was kind enough to help me out with a ticket back to Vegas. We then started talking on the phone a lot and he was there for emotional support.

The boy is in love with Chantel. I felt bad for him and tried to help him out. I got him on vitamins, took him running with me and motivated him to work out, tried to make sure he took a shower at least once a day and brushed his teeth. The boy is absolutely disgusting and has no personal hygiene. Besides that, he has only been with four women in his whole life. All one night stands. The last one was a prostitute.

It is TRUE that he has been crying a lot. He keeps getting outplayed in the big cash games. He cries because he only has a half million left and he's lost so much money since his winnings, etc. etc. The reason he is publicly attacking me is 1. because he does not want his fans here to know the truth. 2. that he himself thinks he is an amazing poker player and does not want to be seen playing smaller limits 3. because I did not sleep with him.

So pretty much, he's being an [censored] because he's immature and didn't get any from me.

I DID lose money on his account ~ although he told me what to play and how to play. He was right there for most of it telling me what to do. We also NEVER had any sort of arrangement. The whole thing started because he wanted to teach me how to play. It's his own damn fault he's busted. Not mine. And I don't appreciate being blamed for it.

I don't know where these elaborate stories on his behalf are coming from, but I'm VERY upset about it. This is the last thing I need to deal with right now.

It is true that I cut myself. Mark was saying some pretty mean things to me. I had drank over an entire bottle of red wine by myself. I cracked the bottle and cut myself with it. This is the only time in my life ~ besides something that happened over two years ago ~ that I've ever been so sad to have done this. But the rest of that story is complete [censored].

It is true that I called Gavin for a couple hundred (I don't have any money) and I went out of the room to talk to him... which made Mark completely jealous. Whatever. Gavin and I are friends, but he didn't give me [censored] anyway.


I wish Mark the best. Actually, I don't. He's two faced and a liar. He talks about all his "good" friends behind their back and under that good guy facade, he is an actual prick.


AND YET THERES MORE

To think I would ever sleep with a disgusting slob like yourself makes me want to throw up right here and now. And if anyone does not believe me about this guy's disgusting hygiene, all I say is to look at his oily hair. He just wants all the dorky guys on this forum to think he bagged me, when in reality, all he got is a hand job ~ after pulling it out every night and whacking off by himself. What can I say? I felt sorry for him.
I didn't even see Mark around when I got back to Vegas. And felt lucky for that.

As for his account, Mark ~ you're a big boy. There's no crying in poker. I really wish you'd stop blaming me for your over 200k losses in a weekend. Although maybe I did have something to do with that seeing as I would not [censored] your slimy grotesque fat ass. hmmmm.... blue balls anyone?

Regardless, I will say that while he was crying on my shoulder ~ even though he was sitting there for most of the time and telling me how to play ~ that I would give him some $$$$ once I raise my bankroll. But here's a legit question... if someone spread vicious lies about you and smeared your name, and if you were not fully responsible for their loss, would you still consider giving them even a penny????

Obviously he has shown that he is not a friend. He has twisted stories. Made false allegations. And is claiming he got it on with me. (GROSS) Why should I do anything nice for him?


AND YET THERES EVEN MORE
in response to CAPT TOM


Tom there will no retractions whatsoever. I don't even care how you've made my life a living hell for the past three months, at this point in time I just want my money back. You weren't willing to give it by conventional means. That is why I came public with it. I hope your family knows what a scummy old man you are and has found out about your "daughter" Amanda. I can see how that would make your life very sad.

wow..now I know why kids read their teenie magazines. It basically sounds like a bunch of teens arguing.

Funny though innit!!

people like that just bother me to be honest. The level of stupidity in those posts is truly astonishing.
Now I atleast know some people the Nigerian businessman with trillions can send his money to.

He said, she said, blah blah blah.

brilliant. bet he's really happy he got involved with her now shes made it clear what she thinks of him. Still at least he got a sympathy hand job lol. She seems a real nasty piece of work......I still like her  :P

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<3

Im only on 100 pages its better than eastenders and el dorado all into one

I feel a movie coming out of  all of this. Id pay to go watch it with a nice big bucket of popcorn.

Hand job, did he? Lucky bstrd, I thought she was saying he w@nked too much himself!

This gets funnier.

well hj or not, it cost him 30k, so pretty expensive by anyone's standards.

let's not forget chantel who also managed to get some money of him.  Poor guy should take some tips from sex bargain hunters website. 

why didnt he just go down to the bar in the bellagio ffs. for a grand he couldve got a supermodel who wouldnt make such a mess of his bathroom.

Ay up- What website is that?

 rotflmfao

Expert?

LOL@ bathroom comment rotflmfao

Any further updates on this yet?

 Please tell me she had a threesome with shanna hyiatt and that ruso bird or something before going to a drug fueled orgy with mike the mouth etc. 

lol classic

I have sent her an email offering her some counseling and help managing her bankroll- Ive said I would look after it for her. I have also promised not jab any part of my body into her back.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao

The tears are running down my leg.....

and the blood is running down hers...apparently

(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5219/brandijumpfinalym3.jpg)

http://www.grapheine.com/classiktv/classiktv_play.php?id=45403

come fly with me.........

TBH, I think you have to try better then that to get her attention.  Among other offers that were posted on 2+2 was $1000 for a BJ/ marriage/ $5000 for a night.  She has $43 so she needs injection of cash rather then bankroll management.  She likes loosing on pokerstars so unless you have something in excess of 30k to offer, no chance for romance between you two. ;)

cash injection isn't an option. However a flesh inje..................

                                                                 
                                                              edited for the sake of a family forum ;)

No guarantees about her front though.

what do they think of her on 2+2 btw. If she charges 30k for a quick smpathy hand job do they really expect a BK for a grand? I suppose we have probably decided what she is by now so its just a matter of haggling over the price :P

I think the highest offer would be accepted... Few satelites buy ins might get you little taster.
Of course if you upset her, then all your personal secrets will be revealed on the 2+2 forum. 

yeh I have only slept with 4 women and one of them was a prostitute lol. That poor fella must now be a laughing stock. Besides all men know prostitutes don't count on your official count, they go under "entertainment" on your potcheck and cannot be included in your year end figures.

lol, super sattellite $100 freezout


1st place gets full sex
2nd place BJ


last place sympathy HJ

Be more than happy with 2nd in that along with a little raspberry action. What site are we playing the sat on BTW?

Your way of thinking never cease to amaze me....

party poker

Action man are you doing deals with women as well? rotflmfao

sorry the room is a skin of capt franklins

toms room

yeah i got a good deal going on, i take a different girl out every week, spend a packet on wining and dining her, then never have to do it again.

i wont play at toms room. They don't offer rake back but apparently do a fine line in raped back

ooooooooooooooooooo

Absolutely brilliant, at last a movie that will stop everyone putting Rounders as their favourite film.

Having said that, this sort of problem happens everyday at the Grosvenor Walsall, someone loses their bedroll,someone writes in the toilets, and someone loses 30,000 chips............all in a days work

Sorry, forgot and Kev loses his breadroll

LOL some more pics have arrived on page 144, she is getting stitched up big time.

It will never happen !! ;)

The thing that shocks me is that she went to 2+2 to post her story, apparently expecting tea and sympathy and for juvenile delinquents NOT to call her a whore...

Something wrong, there. :dontask:

There's a load of fairly dull 'gossip' threads on there now, nothing interesting, but this picture cracks me up.

Theres a whole 2p2 thing about raptor christ :p

 rotflmfao

For all the readers like me too lazy to read every post on 2+2 here is a link to a video montage which encapsulates everything
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5987012004827352954