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« Reply #45 on: December 20, 2006, 11:00:53 PM »

I have sent her an email offering her some counseling and help managing her bankroll- Ive said I would look after it for her. I have also promised not jab any part of my body into her back.

 

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« Reply #46 on: December 20, 2006, 11:06:42 PM »

come fly with me.........
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« Reply #47 on: December 20, 2006, 11:20:04 PM »




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have sent her an email offering her some counseling and help managing her bankroll- Ive said I would look after it for her. I have also promised not jab any part of my body into her back.

TBH, I think you have to try better then that to get her attention.  Among other offers that were posted on 2+2 was $1000 for a BJ/ marriage/ $5000 for a night.  She has $43 so she needs injection of cash rather then bankroll management.  She likes loosing on pokerstars so unless you have something in excess of 30k to offer, no chance for romance between you two. Wink
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« Reply #48 on: December 20, 2006, 11:26:59 PM »

cash injection isn't an option. However a flesh inje..................

                                                                 
                                                              edited for the sake of a family forum Wink
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« Reply #49 on: December 20, 2006, 11:27:16 PM »

I have sent her an email offering her some counseling and help managing her bankroll- Ive said I would look after it for her. I have also promised not jab any part of my body into her back.

No guarantees about her front though.
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« Reply #50 on: December 20, 2006, 11:29:43 PM »

what do they think of her on 2+2 btw. If she charges 30k for a quick smpathy hand job do they really expect a BK for a grand? I suppose we have probably decided what she is by now so its just a matter of haggling over the price Tongue
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« Reply #51 on: December 20, 2006, 11:39:04 PM »

I think the highest offer would be accepted... Few satelites buy ins might get you little taster.
Of course if you upset her, then all your personal secrets will be revealed on the 2+2 forum. 
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« Reply #52 on: December 20, 2006, 11:54:24 PM »

I think the highest offer would be accepted... Few satelites buy ins might get you little taster.
Of course if you upset her, then all your personal secrets will be revealed on the 2+2 forum. 

yeh I have only slept with 4 women and one of them was a prostitute lol. That poor fella must now be a laughing stock. Besides all men know prostitutes don't count on your official count, they go under "entertainment" on your potcheck and cannot be included in your year end figures.
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« Reply #53 on: December 20, 2006, 11:55:35 PM »

lol, super sattellite $100 freezout


1st place gets full sex
2nd place BJ


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« Reply #54 on: December 20, 2006, 11:57:16 PM »

lol, super sattellite $100 freezout


1st place gets full sex
2nd place BJ


last place sympathy HJ

Be more than happy with 2nd in that along with a little raspberry action. What site are we playing the sat on BTW?
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« Reply #55 on: December 21, 2006, 12:00:29 AM »

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yeh I have only slept with 4 women and one of them was a prostitute lol. That poor fella must now be a laughing stock. Besides all men know prostitutes don't count on your official count, they go under "entertainment" on your potcheck and cannot be included in your year end figures.

Your way of thinking never cease to amaze me....
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« Reply #56 on: December 21, 2006, 12:08:11 AM »

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« Reply #57 on: December 21, 2006, 12:13:26 AM »

Action man are you doing deals with women as well?
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« Reply #58 on: December 21, 2006, 12:22:31 AM »

lol, super sattellite $100 freezout


1st place gets full sex
2nd place BJ


last place sympathy HJ

Be more than happy with 2nd in that along with a little raspberry action. What site are we playing the sat on BTW?


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« Reply #59 on: December 21, 2006, 12:24:29 AM »

Action man are you doing deals with women as well?

yeah i got a good deal going on, i take a different girl out every week, spend a packet on wining and dining her, then never have to do it again.
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