blonde poker forum

Following on from the party poker thread, I thought we could have some fun with this.


no one to play with ? ...theres always party poker dot com.


Cant watch telly without seeing those ads all bloody night, must have cost a fortune.

if we at blonde were gonna do some TV ads  ... "Come on MUG, bring it to blonde if you think you are good enough"     "Play on blonde or GFY"    "free money on blonde, tikay is online"


Over to you lot .... lets hear your blonde ad tag lines :D

PS. Saatchi & Saatchi dont even think about nicking those ... they are copyrighted :)

"blonde, where retired newsreaders do their bollocks....."

 rotflmfao  I actually spat my coffee out at that.

Brilliant

"Blonde a chat box will never look the same"

"Blonde - You'll know when you've been rivered!"


"Blonde - All because the cons love MikkyT"

 :dontask:

"blondes do it better"

"Blonde - where the shortstacks come from behind"

shall I ban him?

p.s very good!

blondepoker - In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream!

Heroes. Giants Donks. Villains. Wizards Calling Stations. True Love Fish. - Not just your basic, average, everyday, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale Poker Site.

you'd be dumb, stupid and dizzy not to be Blonde :)

"Flopped top sets and top pairs clash all the time on blonde poker"

Clash of the tight uns.

Check out the river of passivity at blondepokerleague.

'Blonde - where we always move the shortstack'

blonde...Pop it with Poppet

' all in with tightend'

Sod the puns....

(http://calsavara.wordpress.com/files/2006/03/poker-girl.jpg)

Play on blonde!

The winner!

 ;applause;

.....always did like JQ suited............................. ;)

The scene is an old folks' home communual lounge. A kindly old man is flicking through a copy of the Yellow Pages, and finds what appears to be a number he is after. He gently picks up the telephone, dials the number slowly and waits with baited breath (well, deep breathing) for his call to be answered. Finally, it is. "Good morning, this is Hardy and Sons Antique Books, how may we help you?". The old man flashes a toothless grin: "Oh good morning, I wondered if you may have a copy of Fishing, a book by T K Kendall............ You do? Oh marvellous! My name?" The man pauses for a dramatic moment..... "My name is Tony Kendall." He ends the call, cups the phone receiver in his hand and sighs in satisfaction.

The action then cuts to the next day and a knock on the door as the postman presents Mr Kendall with his dusty tome on Fishing. The voiceover declares. Good old Yellow Pages, making sure anyone who wants to know the art of fishing before visiting Blonde can still get hold of the original literary masterpiece.

The end.

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You coming to Dublin this weekend, Simon?

No, I'm reading your book!

Actually Mrs Y is in hospital having an op so I am on massive domestic duty. Cooking, cleaning, shopping, what's all that about?!

Wish her well from blonde please, Simon.

"So you thought all Dumb Blondes come from Essex. Log onto blondepoker.co.uk and you'll find them everywhere."

   come join cos blondes do it better               FULL OF ALL INS AND BLUFFS

                        and we even have                MATCHING COLLAR AND CUFFS        (well except for tk)               

thanks, will do.

I thought you had your eyes closed?

i had my head in a bucket

If I were butt naked, that'd be very wise. The sight may be too much for you. They don't call me Donkey for nothing.

 :o :o

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blonde,,,,..where gingers dont even get close,,,.....

FYP


Sir.

WTF does FYP mean?

but we have a Ginger ..... and she will be after you now  LOL LOL LOL

Fixed your post.


Keep up, for gawds sake

LOL