New blonde poker TV ad campaign

[madasahatstand]

' all in with tightend'

[thetank]

Sod the puns....

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Play on blonde!

[Indestructable]

The winner!

 

[ripple11]

.....always did like JQ suited.............................

[SuffolkPunch]

The scene is an old folks' home communual lounge. A kindly old man is flicking through a copy of the Yellow Pages, and finds what appears to be a number he is after. He gently picks up the telephone, dials the number slowly and waits with baited breath (well, deep breathing) for his call to be answered. Finally, it is. "Good morning, this is Hardy and Sons Antique Books, how may we help you?". The old man flashes a toothless grin: "Oh good morning, I wondered if you may have a copy of Fishing, a book by T K Kendall............ You do? Oh marvellous! My name?" The man pauses for a dramatic moment..... "My name is Tony Kendall." He ends the call, cups the phone receiver in his hand and sighs in satisfaction.

The action then cuts to the next day and a knock on the door as the postman presents Mr Kendall with his dusty tome on Fishing. The voiceover declares. Good old Yellow Pages, making sure anyone who wants to know the art of fishing before visiting Blonde can still get hold of the original literary masterpiece.

The end.

[tikay]

The scene is an old folks' home communual lounge. A kindly old man is flicking through a copy of the Yellow Pages, and finds what appears to be a number he is after. He gently picks up the telephone, dials the number slowly and waits with baited breath (well, deep breathing) for his call to be answered. Finally, it is. "Good morning, this is Hardy and Sons Antique Books, how may we help you?". The old man flashes a toothless grin: "Oh good morning, I wondered if you may have a copy of Fishing, a book by T K Kendall............ You do? Oh marvellous! My name?" The man pauses for a dramatic moment..... "My name is Tony Kendall." He ends the call, cups the phone receiver in his hand and sighs in satisfaction.

The action then cuts to the next day and a knock on the door as the postman presents Mr Kendall with his dusty tome on Fishing. The voiceover declares. Good old Yellow Pages, making sure anyone who wants to know the art of fishing before visiting Blonde can still get hold of the original literary masterpiece.

The end.

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You coming to Dublin this weekend, Simon?

[SuffolkPunch]

No, I'm reading your book!

Actually Mrs Y is in hospital having an op so I am on massive domestic duty. Cooking, cleaning, shopping, what's all that about?!

[tikay]

No, I'm reading your book!

Actually Mrs Y is in hospital having an op so I am on massive domestic duty. Cooking, cleaning, shopping, what's all that about?!

Wish her well from blonde please, Simon.

[brummieboy]

"So you thought all Dumb Blondes come from Essex. Log onto blondepoker.co.uk and you'll find them everywhere."

[quantify]

   come join cos blondes do it better               FULL OF ALL INS AND BLUFFS

                        and we even have                MATCHING COLLAR AND CUFFS        (well except for tk)               

[SuffolkPunch]

No, I'm reading your book!

Actually Mrs Y is in hospital having an op so I am on massive domestic duty. Cooking, cleaning, shopping, what's all that about?!

Wish her well from blonde please, Simon.

thanks, will do.

[tikay]

   come join cos blondes do it better               FULL OF ALL INS AND BLUFFS

                        and we even have                MATCHING COLLAR AND CUFFS        (well except for tk)               

I thought you had your eyes closed?

[quantify]

i had my head in a bucket

[tikay]

i had my head in a bucket

If I were butt naked, that'd be very wise. The sight may be too much for you. They don't call me Donkey for nothing.

[booder]

i had my head in a bucket

If I were butt naked, that'd be very wise. The sight may be too much for you. They don't call me Donkey for nothing.