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http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/dategame.htm#

Trying to French Kiss when we first meet screams of desperation. And until that point you were
doing so well. On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a lousy 2.

Darn, knew I should gone straight for the titties.

got up to 8/10 a cpl of times... sooooo frustrating tho lol

Nah, that only gets a 1

 ;ashamed;

Scored a 5 but she bored me otherwise I'd have tried harder. Bit like real life really...:)

Hey watch your hands! We just meet and you are already trying to cop a feel?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a lousy 1

I cannot get her into bed. I have wined and dined her, danced, hot tubbed it. Hmmmm no change.... Cant even get an imaginery woman into bed....

 ;letsparty; ;all-in; ;letsparty;

"We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10. "

PMSL

I am bored of her ! Rub her shoulders in the hot tub and still get kicked out when trying a kiss !!

NEXT !!

I was too "piggy" with my food and not talking enough - 5/10. Seems about right.

gutted i got her naked in the bedroom then she blew me out

I got to taking off the jeans, then her mother turned up.

Leisure Suit Larry was never this taxing.

The art quiz got me...

Was all going well, then I got blown out (out I said, OUT!) 

6 out of 10.

Get her to drink wine three times in 3 different places at home eg. kitchen couch and backyard!

Then suggest going for a drive (click on the car)

Make sure you grab some petrol on the way( she'll grab a camera  ;) ) and head to the outskirts of town.

Keep going till you get out to look at the view

She'll take your pic, then take hers and after each pic you take pay her a compliment(click on her mouth)!

Then keep going and pic by pic she'll start getting horny  :D

She's a fussy cow! I tried to kiss her neck and she moaned. I wouldn't mind neck-kissing on the first date lol!

i went for a walk on the beach but she fell in when paddling in the sea,lol.she said her dress was ruined so i took her home and got 7/10 for being nice.
nice is boring.

I cooked her a steak then she moaned that I was eating it rather than talking to her, I was hungry ffs ;)

went and bought her some lingerie and took her to a club with her girlfriend, Got them back home and the friend suggested skinny dipping and i agreed and the teasing cow went mad.

first we had dinner then i took her downtown and bought her some skimpies. Went dancing with girl from skimpy shop then we all went back skinny dipping at the house. had a good play in the hottub, she danced naked in a cowboy hat to country then invited me to stay. we shared a shower then she kicked me down on the couch and said she wasnt comfortable enough to let me share her bed??? 3way skinny dipping, naked hottub, naked dancing then she gets all shy on me?

women!!!!!!

I'm addicted now! I'm gonna keep dating her til I get it right!

we went swimming, then to a new restaurant. We then moved onto an art gallery were she quizzed me, After that it was the funfair, as we got back to her place she gave me goodnight kiss. not happy.........

I thought at least an inside feel of the knockers!!!

Did the Nem route.

Good girl

did u get her into bed??

Not into bed no, in the back of the jeep.

Gonna have another go. Hmmm,,, Did you see her with her wet top after the log flume?

We just got in the hot tub and she wanted to 'make out' then it crashes lol! Grr!

I cant even get in the room.......i just dont think me and computer games are compatible! help?

all i can say is
 ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend; nemesis

She got her knockers out, then asked me to take down her pants, then she told me to go.... She asked me to take her pants down ffs.....

GGgrrrr...... Women......

Isn't it funny how we're all trying to sleep with her on the first date... shocking! :o

5/10 the first time then she crashed on me. The cow owes me dinner.

Re: Come on fellas time to wooooo a lady


a tip.

pretending to be a ghost doesnt work

Not very realistic game.

Following them into the lav when they go for a slash usually works in real life.  >:(

I have a great story about a CID christmas do which is very relevant but not possible to repeat on the forum - remind me at BB4 and I'll whisper it - I can't PM it - I need to do the actions.......

Will you be at Luton Casino this weekend Tracey? lol

Quite possibly...................no recording devices to be used...... ::)

Ok, see you there :)

There's another strategy?

Surely not. Otherwise, it's just a waste of rohypnol.

ashamed to admit for a semi-techy I cant get it to work - when the first screen loads and I click on the pic to introduce myself it says "error on page" in the bottom left corner...hmmm

perhaps she has seen a picture of you

yep same here..she must know me and thing "bugger this, I might be virtual but even I have standards" ....dammit!

I can't even get a virtual woman into bed.

This is a new low.

Has to be in IE7

IE7 still gives me the same error msg.

Clear you internet files/ private data in firefox.

think she must be tired as It wont let me in today and just keeps saying error. Think all the blondites having a crack at her must have worn her out.

Couldn't have been me - I didn't get anywhere near the crack. :(

game doesn't work for me

a hand appears when I hover over her, but when I click, nothing happens

I can't believe you've all broke her now what am i going to do when i get lonely?

Lucks in Boys and Girls ::) This is suposbly "How to do it!"

"Okay, I only managed to do it once so I'm going from memory...I spent the entire date at her place. first start with the pleasantries, then move to the kitchen, cook the steaks outside, go back in for the wine, wait for the steaks to cook by sitting on the bench (star gazing), go back to the steaks and get ready to eat. click the wine, then talk, then compliment, then eat.

After eating, go to the kitchen again and opt to spin the bottle.
Go for a swim, swim some more, follow her out, opt for hottub
Drink Wine, play Truth or Dare, keep daring to lose an item of clothing while having a sip of wine in between turns.

Things will get moving now, slowly work your way down from kissing, having a sip of wine again, keep moving down the body and then you'll have your merry way with her....and again in the bedroom."

Nem's the man with the cheat modes.

Is there any way she'll let me follow her into the lav mate? So as that I can hold her hand and say push.

(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/7207/bathroom1dl3.jpg)

You're one sick puppy Nemesis, i wasn't actually going to do it ::)

This game is on virtually every forum on t'internet

I didn't take the screen shot - honest! ;tk;

Pot, kettle, black!

That was supposed to be the joke Baron.

Like the MadYank one earlier

Darn you Tank! Too clever for me!

I'm lost myself now, in a big sarcastic soup.

All I'm saying is, if she didn't want (on some level) for you to follow her in there, she wouldn't have left the door unlocked.
EDIT : Best add a smiley just in case  :D

Why are you continuously editing your posts? Are you trying to imitate me or something? ;scarymoment;

You read 'em back to yourself and tweak 'em.

Preview is for noncy boys.

 :-*

Choo Choo

rotflmfao

Do you save my pictures?

PMSL

Yes, and I hang them up in my bathroom.

(No smiley in this post, each reader can make up their own mind as to whether I am joking or not.)

You freak you!

Such a sick puppy!

Mine wont work in IE7 or firefox now.
Maybe i should take the hint?

Failing that, anyone know why i am getting Error on page in IE and it just wont do anything in Firefox, opening pic loads but wont do anything

I found this one on some random site, its a bit tacky, and very steriotypical (you'll understand if you play it).

http://teens.aol.com/games/red-virtual-date

You've got to pick a situation and pick a personality, then you've got to try and get to different stages by getting to different dates with that person.

I've not gone through the whole thing yet, so if its rubbish then I appologise now, but its not likley to crash on you

I've just been informed that there will be no nakedness aT the end of this one, so I advise to


BUY SOME PORN! OR GET A GIRLFRIEND !

buy some porn? but there is so much on the internet for free why would anyone ever buy it?

is this game now offline or just knackered for everyone? I want to have a go at nemises suggestion above lol

you partial to taking the free tours then?

why do you need freetours? there are 1000s of sites out there (so I have been told) where you can download full movies for nothing. Only a nutter would pay for porn if thats their thing -I obviously don't know anything about those type of sites  ;angel;

You've usually got to pay for the animal stuff.

How do you get it to work?

Mine won't react.

which one?

the virtial one is frozen on mine too, think shes got a headache

thnx for this dave me and ariane are havig a baby now we are planning to marry next month.,.,and she fixed my computer card thing.,., to be honest it was.,.,. what we first got talking about.,.,.,.,,.shes great.,.,.,.thnx.,.,.,.

It seems like her virtual headache has gone, she's back!

"Congratulations, I am impressed. Lets spend the evening together.".

Well atleast I got that far. Now to see what she'll do.

Just completed it  got to have sex in the hot tub then went to her bedroom and had sex again before i spent the night

feel free to ask Dr love  for  any tips or advise

Yeh I got 10 /10. Just like real life! (well the one where she booted me out for stuffing my face was closer tbh)

Now just got to work out a way to get  her and her mate from the lingerie shop in bed and we're sorted!

how?
how many drinks? what order rooms etc. Whenever i get her in the tub she aint in the mood for naked horseplay or wont let me get the bikini off etc. annoying bloody game lol.

Simple task, i havent done bedroom olympics with her yet, but she is doing my housework and cooking my meals ... as well as paying all my household bills.

I will get round to giving her the best 30 seconds of her life when she has proved that she can keep house ...and NOT BEFORE !!

Ahem... Just took a stroll on the beach when she slipped..

Finally got a ten. Gave her a good seeing to in the hut tub, but then she gave me a ten kicked me out and told me to come back anytime, Bit gutted really didnt even get a nosh  ;frustrated;

anyone got any ideas on how to play it without it crashing and system unavaliable coming up, getting to the good bits with her and her mate and it keeps crashing. Dave

Bloody women, Just had her again in the hot tub then suggest we go to bed, i even let her get in first then all of sudden im booted downstairs to sleep on the couch.  ;frustrated;

Well it keeps crashing on me but the two I could finish once I ended up with the..that was fun bye now 7 out of 10 for being a nice guy (don't take her ot the theme park) and the other she was too tired from making out....blah

Think yourselves lucky, ive got her into bed, and now she is making all kinds of unreasonable demands, she wont do it with match if the day on........she wont let my mates listen in on the phone, jeez if I'd known she was gonna be like this I would have gone for her mate, she looked well easy to me.

Hope you find Miss Right soon bobby, when you do, big blonde conference yeah?  :)up

Of course mate, tho I fear at my age you had better get there early....just lke I usually do.

Thomas got to doing her in the back of the car, then drover her home and only got 9 out of 10 hahahahaha!

Poor guy!

strangeley affictive game lol. Bit like groundhog day the computer game for adults. Ok thought I had managed every scenario including workouts in tub, car, bed and also watching her do live sex show at the strip club then womble tells me hes had her and her mate back in the hot tub (although he blew it and didnt get anywhere)

i thought it was time for another date

You're a bit of a masochist?  I'd rather join the convent than try to get past that chick.  She's painful.

I moved straight in to cop a feel and got a knock back, she's definantly not a Woolwich bird.

Shagged and bagged  on the 3rd try, It was like throwing a sausage up a lane, Shy??   my arse!

Ditto, 2 on first attempt, 8 on second, 10 on third.

End cycle was chat, food, music + chat etc, park where i kicked her arse at basket ball, back to get to down on the couch and then the bedroom for seconds.

If it crashes (blank page) just hit backspace to go back to previous page and repeat whatever you clicked on.

STUPID B*TCH  :dontask:

I let the wife have a bash at this bint,  She only got to slip her the meat in the hot tub first time, then hen asking to stay the night was relegated to the couch .... frigid coo

ffs, got this broad undressed in no time, shirt off pants off, then i was massaging her back and fondling her breats with the ocasional kiss, then the application fails. pretty realistic really

I wouldn't go bragging about that to too many   rotflmfao

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hum i have heard that before

Never have I felt such pride and shame at the same time for completing a 'computer' game!

We went for dinner, then for a dance, went to buy some undies, told her mate politely to fk off, for a walk at the beach, back to hers plenty of wine and bobs your uncle.  10 out of 10 on 30th 3rd attempt...

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