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Got her in the tub and done the job then she kicked me out, bloody games driving me mad, if anyone has mastered it can you copy and paste the details. Cheers. Dave


http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/dategame.htm

Have you been to the outskirts of the city and got jiggy with her in the back of the pick up after a mucky photo shoot?

tsk tsk, and you a married man as well!! ;)

variety my monkey friend, variety :D

i take it your wife doesn't read the forum ;)

eek, God I hope not.

Only joking darling  :-*

here, borrow mine..................

I've figured that you just have to do the EXACT OPPOSITE of what you want to do to get results...Perhaps there's a valuable life lesson there. ;)

will you not go to bed with me then?  ;whistle;

i think ur the wrong type of monkey for the swan.....

hmmm interesting cross breed, would you get a swan with fur or a monkey with feathers ???

i would definately hope for a monkey with feathers. would be ace!

I just hope whatever it is looks like it's mom and not too much like it's dad ;)

 rotflmfao

I think you just proved my theory wrong Matt. Evidently it doesn't always work.  ;D

Hang on - the EXACT OPPOSITE of it not working means it worked!!!!

 ;woohoo;

Wait, hang on again.......... I'm going to have to go sit in a dark room to think about this one now!! :(

trust me mate there is NOTHING you can say to get in on with her. She  ;nemesis; for the other side lol. I know its a waste isnt it.

My girlfriend doesn't think so.... 8)

 :o :o :o

just think about Matt doing some "thinking" in his dark room ;)

he's probably finished "thinking" by now! lol

Read your original thread Dave!

Unfortunately as you may or may not know the monkey gets its name because its a cross between a man and a donkey so while we appear man like in shape we have the fur and unfortunately the thinking capacities of a donkey.

The donkey cross part does have a few advantages however meaning never having lost a woman to the "other side" (yet) :D


he probably has but he's on commission - everytime someone clicks the link he gets paid, its been a while since the first thread was on page one so best to start a new thread rather than find and bump the old one ;)

For those still wanting of the mucky photo shoot nookie.

Click on book, click on her compliment, click on her cheek.

Clcik on her dress again (to play stone,paper,incisors)

If you win, go to back garden.

click on door, click on wine, click on stop drinking, click on wait for steaks.

Click on compliment her, click on talk to her, click on the food, click on talk to her, click on the wine, oh what a lovely meal.

Where do you want to go now, back to the living room please missy. Throw another glass of wine down her throat, then click on go somewhere else

Click on the car, if you've done this right, she will have had 3 glasses of wine in 3 different rooms. She will mention how much she has drunk (3 glasses) and get you to drive.

You may now proceed, as per Nemesis' instructions in the original thread, to get some disturbing cartoon nookie.

Doing it this way only get's you 9/10. "You're a good f*** but that's all it was"
Then she says "come back anytime" fekkin mixed signals.....good job it's not real.

What do you mean its not real!!! Of course it is! I like to think I have my real life girlfriend and my cartoon girlfriend.Perfect world

Ok done her in the tub, done her in the bed, done her in the car. Been naked waterskiing, had her win a strip contest and do a live sex show, been naked swimming with her and her mate. Scored the perfect 10 out of 10 and was told I could come back anytime. All of the above have the main key- get her drunk and dont mess about to much- just get down to it wuick as poss but make sure she is well oiled.

That's what I love about the internet, there's always someone crazier than I, to help me feel normal.

dont know what you are talking about tank yip yip

sooooo annoying

everytime I get close the game freezes and it stops.

the fiancee is currently trying lol

you could always try using the backspace key mate- leads to some interesting scenarios as well that key.

I cant get her mate home!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

so frustrating...been playing for like 2 hours

sooooooooooooo frustrating

I can get her friend home from the lingerie shop but cant get any drink while she is there

where is nems original post?

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=19071.msg388393#msg388393

When she asks where you are from, under no circumstances click on Canada

huge turn off.

It could use a 'save game' option so once you've been kicked out, you don't have to do the pleasentries again!

Wouldn't that just be porn?

does complimenting her and reading something out of a book make it not porn?  I'm happy to get her drunk and take advantage still

LOL

it's all wrong.

It wont let me compliment her between pics while looking st the view


I have been playing for four hours....so addictive, this is just ridiculous

Fair point  ;ashamed;

need to click on her mouth Canuck

Sigh, follow these simple tips and you will soon get bored of the thing and get back to the serious buisness of poker.

You look at the view then take the pictures.

On the second one (after the snapshot), make sure you click on her body "asking for a modelling pose" rather than her face "ask her to make a funny face"

After this and each subsequent picture, click on her lips to compliment her.

If the game ever crashes, press backspace on your keyboard.
 

THERE IS A GOD

AND HE LIVES IN THE BACK OF A JEEP

That took 4 hours from my life I will never get back

Thank You Tank and Nemesis

PS Has anyone actually had the blonde as well?

While she is posing on the jeep, instead of complimenting her, click on the steering wheel to bid a hasty retreat and leave her miles from home in the nip.

lol :D

Cairn you are one very lucky lady!

Naked threesome is possible but only in the hottub after swimming. If she says goodbye to her mate you've blown it. Took me a long while to find out the one key thing you have to do though so I shall let you play for a bit first.

As long as I know it is possble I will try.

I have done all the options after meeting her I think, so it must be something before we leave the house

I will get it

Ok - I've managed to shag her - but I've got a dick - just isn't right.....have they got a lesbo version - at least I would think it was me?!

GRR!

How do I get her mate home?

She's a dirty bitch :o

Hmmmmmm

Funny how us women didn't struggle to bed her.

Keep practising boys.

where do u get the petrol from

when you go for a drive the petrol station is on the right

I've had her everywhere, it's her mate, the sassy blonde I'm after!

I think you're obsessed with her mate :P

Shes been upgraded and is now just a complete tart- action on the couch and convienience store car park now lol. I was only trying to do the thresome thing to help dave out but i think its been changed so it can't happen now.

you da man, but i aint giving up gotta get the manage a trois, and im gonna go  ;all-in;.

Far too old for me.

pmsl

When playing truth or dare in the hot tub, when you pick dare, how do you moon the moon?  There's nowhere to click.

You can play truth or dare?

The oppotunities are endless!

I cant find the original link, can someone bump it please?
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Mr Alex look at page 1 of this thread

Or page 5

http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/dategame.htm :)

Thats cheating(and too technical for me to do).

there is sth wrong with this game.  I tried and I keep getting 1 or 2.  If I was a man I would be qualified as a perv.

Its well known women are much bigger perverts than men!!!!!!!!

If a woman wants some, and a man says no they're not really in the mood, she goes in a two day huff.

So f****** true!!!

and he moves first in line to be the next pope


?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!? wtf  :dontask:

STANDARD

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Sheeesh, you got her to the loo?????

I can't get the bitch off the dance floor?  ;grr;

Sorry, I wasnt looking for the game, i was looking for the original thread.

ta

This may help http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=19071.msg388393#msg388393 (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=19071.msg388393#msg388393)

A little tip for the obsessed out there, press tab ;)

Will that get her top off?

Get on msn snopp, i have a piccy for ya ;)

Sigh, not your winkie AGAIN!

snoops pm me your msn and I will get you in every situation very quickly inside 3 mins. I dont think there is any scenario I havent seen but I dont know why you would want to use the tab button. The backspace key is far more usefull for when you cock things up.

Thanks for the offer Mr Ariston, but I'm going to give it a crack myself. I'm determined to get in the pants of at least one girl!!!  ;sark;

You saying dana is really a man? Maybe you need to go on a double date with flushy and ginger.

two main tips for you snoops- if game locks up use backspace key to go back a couple of pages so you dont have to start again. Other main tip is the same as you would with a real woman, get her as drunk as possible without passing out in as many locations as possible ;)

Alcohol! Maybe that's why I've been doing so badly.

The constant caressing of her bosom technique isn't working its magic as it does down my local boozer.

Just had my first funfair trip with her!

Never seen that one before!

the garage forecourt or couch is definately the best scenarios but prob the trickiest to get to. Shes got a filthy mouth on her as well, I was shocked. 

ariston

me and the finacee have been trying since wednesday for the threesome or to have ariane in the hot tub. I cannot do it, I am not a man.

How do u do it please. My poker is losing out to a comic strip game.

I just got my first 10/10 rating.
I got her to take part in the amateur strip contest at the cabaret joint, she won then offered to go back to the hot tub to relax naked easy peasy from then on.
Even got second helpings.
We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10.

Canuck I am afraid the code has been changed this week and naked hot tubbing with the 2 girls is no longer possible. When you have had the skinny dip and said goodbye though go back inside and go the conveinience store in the towel and when you get there bet her $20 she wont go in naked. Fun and games from there to make up for the lack of hot tub action with the blonde.

I don't have tab that's why i can only touch her tits or kiss her....

ok guys here is the start which unlocks every scenario. hopefully this will stop me getting PMs as I feel a bit like a pimp here. Any ladies out there who have a problem with how this game goes please blame the game don't blame the playa ;)

pleasantries then go to kitchen
drink wine then get steaks and go outside
drink wine then sit on bench and get question right to unlock certain nudity clauses (triangle one is exactly where your mouse cursor is and aries is about a inch and a half up where it says "maybe here", sea of tranquility go towards 2 oclock (maybe half past) on the moon and its the big crater, capernicus is tiny crater towards 11 oclock), if u get question wrong click backspace until you get a question u can get right. click flash norks as your reward
click stakes and go back inside to eat
eat then drink then compliment then drink then talk (getting extra drink in there, crafty)

All scenarios are now unlocked so go have some fun and you wont get nocked back anymore on the couch (make sure you have a dance first if you want any couch fun)at the strip club etc. If you can get her to the convenience store in a towel thats fun as well.

Simple rules- she can only change clothes twice, if you kiss her too often she boots you out, same as if you spend too much time with the puppies. Shes a drunk woman ffs so be a man and just do each thing once then move on to the next thing.

How many hours of play to deduce all that?

where is the lap dancing club?

Head towards the outskirts of town rather than the undie shop and club.

Hello everyone. Long time lurker first time poster. Can anyone tell me how to get to the river?

lol :D

oops forgot my manners :hello: