Anyone had any luck with ariane yet ?

[KingPoker]

trust me mate there is NOTHING you can say to get in on with her. She  for the other side lol. I know its a waste isnt it.

[theswan]

trust me mate there is NOTHING you can say to get in on with her. She  for the other side lol. I know its a waste isnt it.

My girlfriend doesn't think so....

[KingPoker]

 

[boldie]

just think about Matt doing some "thinking" in his dark room

[KingPoker]

he's probably finished "thinking" by now! lol

[Nem]

Read your original thread Dave!

[matt674]

he's probably finished "thinking" by now! lol

Unfortunately as you may or may not know the monkey gets its name because its a cross between a man and a donkey so while we appear man like in shape we have the fur and unfortunately the thinking capacities of a donkey.

The donkey cross part does have a few advantages however meaning never having lost a woman to the "other side" (yet)

Read your original thread Dave!

he probably has but he's on commission - everytime someone clicks the link he gets paid, its been a while since the first thread was on page one so best to start a new thread rather than find and bump the old one

[thetank]

For those still wanting of the mucky photo shoot nookie.

Click on book, click on her compliment, click on her cheek.

Clcik on her dress again (to play stone,paper,incisors)

If you win, go to back garden.

click on door, click on wine, click on stop drinking, click on wait for steaks.

Click on compliment her, click on talk to her, click on the food, click on talk to her, click on the wine, oh what a lovely meal.

Where do you want to go now, back to the living room please missy. Throw another glass of wine down her throat, then click on go somewhere else

Click on the car, if you've done this right, she will have had 3 glasses of wine in 3 different rooms. She will mention how much she has drunk (3 glasses) and get you to drive.

You may now proceed, as per Nemesis' instructions in the original thread, to get some disturbing cartoon nookie.

Doing it this way only get's you 9/10. "You're a good f*** but that's all it was"
Then she says "come back anytime" fekkin mixed signals.....good job it's not real.

[KingPoker]

.....good job it's not real.

What do you mean its not real!!! Of course it is! I like to think I have my real life girlfriend and my cartoon girlfriend.Perfect world

[ariston]

Ok done her in the tub, done her in the bed, done her in the car. Been naked waterskiing, had her win a strip contest and do a live sex show, been naked swimming with her and her mate. Scored the perfect 10 out of 10 and was told I could come back anytime. All of the above have the main key- get her drunk and dont mess about to much- just get down to it wuick as poss but make sure she is well oiled.

[thetank]

Ok done her in the tub, done her in the bed, done her in the car. Been naked waterskiing, had her win a strip contest and do a live sex show, been naked swimming with her and her mate. Scored the perfect 10 out of 10 and was told I could come back anytime. All of the above have the main key- get her drunk and dont mess about to much- just get down to it wuick as poss but make sure she is well oiled.

That's what I love about the internet, there's always someone crazier than I, to help me feel normal.

[ariston]

dont know what you are talking about tank yip yip

[Canuck]

sooooo annoying

everytime I get close the game freezes and it stops.

the fiancee is currently trying lol

[ariston]

you could always try using the backspace key mate- leads to some interesting scenarios as well that key.

[The Baron]

I cant get her mate home!