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Title: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: turny on March 09, 2007, 11:33:58 AM
ok ok ok il do it kev

right dont want the farce that was bb3 footie where we were suppose to have 4 teams and only 2 and a thrown together team turned up.

i will organise the event it will be a 4 team event

england (i will manage and will be the reigning and 2 times champions team with one addition tikay)

team wales (was spoke about last time but never took off, but i think we have alot more sheep shaggers on the forum now so might work)

team scotland (never recovered from there 26-5 thrashing at bb2 to even bother turning up at bb3. come on you nancy jocks show some balls!!!)

restof world/northern monkey team  (not worried whose in this team looks like alot the yorkshire boys keen so lets do it)

need volunteers for captains for all the teams please (except england of course)

we can play at vauxhall sports ground, a lovely venue less than mile from the casino.


ok squads of upto 9 players for a 6 aside tournament run over 2 hours with an estimated kick off time of 11am. round robin tourni with a final

il update details here as i book them


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Ironside on March 09, 2007, 11:37:37 AM
what about the ladies team scottish ITB said she was playing


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: turny on March 09, 2007, 11:40:16 AM
what about the ladies team scottish ITB said she was playing

unfortunatly scottish itb has changed lol

ladies are welcome to join any team lets be honest the jocks at bb2 were full of them! rotflmfao scottish dave, big tomatoes etc.


iron manage the scottish boys but this time get em to turn up!


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Ironside on March 09, 2007, 11:49:13 AM
no chance of manging them muppets they will be too busy in a pub watching the old firm getting beat


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: smithy69 on March 09, 2007, 11:51:35 AM
count me in, big fat lardy centre half!!!!!!


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: turny on March 09, 2007, 11:53:04 AM
ok this is the england squad

inthebelly age 39 fat old n "rubbish" englands top scorer at bb3

tighty  age 40 something  "the cat"  kept england in it a few times against the mighty walsall dealer team at bb3

rookieitb age 19 young whipper snapper skinny piece sh#t but so unfit from laying in bed playing online all day. said to be in training after finding a new form of excercise !!!

rosy itb age 25 baby faced midfielder looks bout 14 but dont let that fool you this boys the playmaker of the team.

tomtom age 19 defender who played on 1 leg at bb3. now fully fit nothing will pass!

shieldsyitb age 26  this ones fatter than itb, seen milk turn quicker but hard to beat over half a yard!

lightbreeze age 38 played in the victorious team that crossed the border to pull the jocks pants down but missed bb3 through injury, back now as slow as ever to partner tomtom in defence

and due to play at bb3 but was stranded at an airport in dublin but afeed to make his debut at bb4 its..........................

TIKAY

age 103  former england full international. scored 6 times in one game once unfortunatly the wrong end he explained after it was a misread!


team sponge carrier poppet who will ease the groin strains and colchester kev to watch for the offsides (both ends pitch at same time) rotflmfao

so there you have it if that shower of shit can win it twice whats that say bout the rest of you...bring it on!



Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: turny on March 09, 2007, 11:53:40 AM
count me in, big fat lardy centre half!!!!!!


what nationality smithy?


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: smithy69 on March 09, 2007, 12:00:24 PM
i was actually born in alaska, but am now classed as english!!!


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: turny on March 09, 2007, 12:02:34 PM
i was actually born in alaska, but am now classed as english!!!

where u live north or south?

class yourself as northern monkey or southern softie?


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: matt674 on March 09, 2007, 12:54:46 PM
northern monkey team 

surely i would be the only one to qualify for this team and i wouldnt be able to play 6 positions at once!!


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: smithy69 on March 09, 2007, 12:59:53 PM
I am a southern lager drinker mate


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Horneris on March 09, 2007, 02:15:03 PM
ok........this is the Northern Monkeys (dosent sound like we're going to be Yorkshire team if theres only 4 teams allowed)


Horneris   age 20   very very unfit from just laying in bed all day, playing poker (badly) and eating takeaways. Gets tired walking down the stairs. Slow moving and dirty but that dosent sound like it will be a problem here. Still an amazing Fowler esq finish though.

ChipRich (Captain)     age 20   Lost all his fitness and put on some weight but is surely the key to the Norths hopes and dreams. One of the best footballers in yorkshire a few years ago, can he emulate Gasgoine and Brolin and let his talent shine through, dismissing weight and fitness issues.

LeKnave    age 12   Used to be a decent footballer and claims he has "never tried" when ive seen him play and can bring the glory years back. I volunteered him for the role of waterboy but he dosent seem too keen and wants to play.


Wardonkey, Kinboshi, Acidmouse,   i dont know about you so add your own please.


And with it being 6 a side, we probably have room for another player or two for subs (as ive seen ITB's team have 8 ).........

So who else wants to play.

Matt674???


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: TightEnd on March 09, 2007, 02:18:56 PM
tighty...30 something!!


40 something indeed!!! (stone maybe, but not years)


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Bongo on March 09, 2007, 02:37:37 PM
I'll play for a Welsh side, tried to sort it last time but there weren't enough interested, so we created a team of anyone who wanted to play - who actually showed up, unlike the scots :P


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Eck on March 09, 2007, 02:40:11 PM
I'll play for a Welsh side, tried to sort it last time but there weren't enough interested, so we created a team of anyone who wanted to play - who actually showed up, unlike the scots :P


OI!!


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Acidmouse on March 09, 2007, 02:42:14 PM
Acid "Chopper" Mouse age -  31 11/12th's Currently playing for Uni staff team and goal-hanger. Y-Y-Yorkshirrre.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Ironside on March 09, 2007, 02:43:22 PM
I'll play for a Welsh side, tried to sort it last time but there weren't enough interested, so we created a team of anyone who wanted to play - who actually showed up, unlike the scots :P


OI!!

aye OI!! wasnt my fault i got red carded


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Sunday8pm on March 09, 2007, 02:58:32 PM
ok........this is the Northern Monkeys (dosent sound like we're going to be Yorkshire team if theres only 4 teams allowed)


Horneris   age 20   very very unfit from just laying in bed all day, playing poker (badly) and eating takeaways. Gets tired walking down the stairs. Slow moving and dirty but that dosent sound like it will be a problem here. Still an amazing Fowler esq finish though.

ChipRich (Captain)     age 20   Lost all his fitness and put on some weight but is surely the key to the Norths hopes and dreams. One of the best footballers in yorkshire a few years ago, can he emulate Gasgoine and Brolin and let his talent shine through, dismissing weight and fitness issues.

LeKnave    age 12   Used to be a decent footballer and claims he has "never tried" when ive seen him play and can bring the glory years back. I volunteered him for the role of waterboy but he dosent seem too keen and wants to play.


Wardonkey, Kinboshi, Acidmouse,   i dont know about you so add your own please.


And with it being 6 a side, we probably have room for another player or two for subs (as ive seen ITB's team have 8 ).........

So who else wants to play.

Matt674???

im half mancunian? :)


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: LeKnave on March 09, 2007, 04:36:06 PM
im half mancunian? :)

shipit.holla.

Il probs only be able to run for about 35 seconds...so we'l probs need 8-10 players.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: brummieboy on March 09, 2007, 04:57:55 PM
Looks like i'll be be able to make it and therefore fancy kicking a few scots.

Available for the Northern team but may consider doing a Vinnie Jones and play for the Taffs as I qualify via my Grandad on my dad's side.

I'm an old school defender(ie kick anything that moves)

Not as quick as I used to be as I found out playing seven a side last night when I went up for a header and ended up with a split nose and a lot of claret on my shirt.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: KingPoker on March 09, 2007, 05:01:25 PM
Looks like i'll be be able to make it and therefore fancy kicking a few scots.

Available for the Northern team but may consider doing a Vinnie Jones and play for the Taffs as I qualify via my Grandad on my dad's side.

I'm an old school defender(ie kick anything that moves)

Not as quick as I used to be as I found out playing seven a side last night when I went up for a header and ended up with a split nose and a lot of claret on my shirt.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: kinboshi on March 09, 2007, 05:13:34 PM
ok........this is the Northern Monkeys (dosent sound like we're going to be Yorkshire team if theres only 4 teams allowed)


Horneris   age 20   very very unfit from just laying in bed all day, playing poker (badly) and eating takeaways. Gets tired walking down the stairs. Slow moving and dirty but that dosent sound like it will be a problem here. Still an amazing Fowler esq finish though...


Wardonkey, Kinboshi, Acidmouse,   i dont know about you so add your own please.



Kinboshi - age 32 (well, I will be by then).  Can guarantee that I'm fitter than 99.9% of other Blondes, although will never claim to be the best footballer in the world.  Can run and run all day, and not shy of making the odd crunching tackle.  More Jamie Carragher than Robbie Fowler, depsite being born exactly one week after God.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: LeKnave on March 09, 2007, 05:21:27 PM
Can guarantee that I'm fitter than 99.9% of other Blondes

Perfect...

I can guarentee im fitter then 0.1% of Blondes, so we should be fine.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Ironside on March 09, 2007, 05:47:02 PM
Can guarantee that I'm fitter than 99.9% of other Blondes

Perfect...

I can guarentee im fitter then 0.1% of Blondes, so we should be fine.

i am proberly better player than 99.9& of blondes but i aint allowed to play


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: turny on March 09, 2007, 07:24:35 PM
9 players to  squad guys.


just found our 9th player if he woul;d like to accept and join the reigning and undisputed blonde bash footie winners england.


Smithy u in?????????


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: ericstoner on March 09, 2007, 11:20:15 PM
I'l be on the side lines with all the other whezzy fat boys,all clutching our excuse notes from matron.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Ironside on March 09, 2007, 11:42:53 PM
I'l be on the side lines with all the other whezzy fat boys,all clutching our excuse notes from matron.

wimp


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: action man on March 11, 2007, 03:27:32 AM
ok........this is the Northern Monkeys (dosent sound like we're going to be Yorkshire team if theres only 4 teams allowed)


Horneris   age 20   very very unfit from just laying in bed all day, playing poker (badly) and eating takeaways. Gets tired walking down the stairs. Slow moving and dirty but that dosent sound like it will be a problem here. Still an amazing Fowler esq finish though.

ChipRich (Captain)     age 20   Lost all his fitness and put on some weight but is surely the key to the Norths hopes and dreams. One of the best footballers in yorkshire a few years ago, can he emulate Gasgoine and Brolin and let his talent shine through, dismissing weight and fitness issues.

LeKnave    age 12   Used to be a decent footballer and claims he has "never tried" when ive seen him play and can bring the glory years back. I volunteered him for the role of waterboy but he dosent seem too keen and wants to play.


Wardonkey, Kinboshi, Acidmouse,   i dont know about you so add your own please.


And with it being 6 a side, we probably have room for another player or two for subs (as ive seen ITB's team have 8 ).........

So who else wants to play.

Matt674???

hello


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Horneris on March 11, 2007, 01:45:27 PM
Ok, i think we have our 9 for the Northern team, done on a first come first serve basis.

GK: Jedwick.

ChipRich
Wardonkey
Kinboshi
ActionMan
Acidmouse
Sunday8pm
(with one of those also starting as a sub)

Subs
Horneris
LeKnave.


ITB, how long are the halves/games and how many games do each team play. Does everyone play each other so 3 games each????

Is it going to be rolling on/rolling off subs?

Thanks


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: charmaine on March 11, 2007, 04:09:34 PM
Hopefully this will be the first footie comp i will get to watch , i wont have pom poms but looking forward to cheering our very own english team   :)


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: I, Zimbra on March 11, 2007, 08:31:29 PM
Edit: Just realised might not be able to make Saturday Morning; so deleted....


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: turny on March 12, 2007, 03:30:19 PM
Ok, i think we have our 9 for the Northern team, done on a first come first serve basis.

GK: Jedwick.

ChipRich
Wardonkey
Kinboshi
ActionMan
Acidmouse
Sunday8pm
(with one of those also starting as a sub)

Subs
Horneris
LeKnave.


ITB, how long are the halves/games and how many games do each team play. Does everyone play each other so 3 games each????

Is it going to be rolling on/rolling off subs?

Thanks


at the moment it looks like only going to be 3 teams. england (southern softies), england (northern monkeys) and hopefully the welsh.

if thats the case we will play each other twice each match straight 18 minutes so each team 4 games.. 3pts for a win 1pt for a draw 0 pts a defeat.

6 aside with upto 3 subs rol on roll off.


looks liket he jocks are bottling it as usual still not recovered from the 26-5 defeat at the hands of the english 2 blonde bashes ago. if they do end up growing some balls and agree top play then we will rearrange the format but i wont hold my breath.......... rotflmfao


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Horneris on March 12, 2007, 03:44:42 PM
Cheers sounds V. Good


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Graham C on March 13, 2007, 08:27:14 PM
18 mins  :o

I thought it was going to be 5 minute halves!

I'm in big trouble in the fitness department.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 14, 2007, 01:43:54 AM
Hopefully this will be the first footie comp i will get to watch , i wont have pom poms but looking forward to cheering our very own english team   :)

You know who the best team are.. :)

18 mins  :o

I thought it was going to be 5 minute halves!

I'm in big trouble in the fitness department.

Isnt everyone?


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: turny on March 14, 2007, 09:32:03 AM
18 mins  :o

I thought it was going to be 5 minute halves!

I'm in big trouble in the fitness department.

join the club!


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: LeKnave on March 14, 2007, 11:10:09 AM
I'm in big trouble in the fitness department.

Standard.


Title: Come on ENGLAND!!
Post by: Jim-D on March 14, 2007, 01:19:00 PM
I'll be there cheering on the mighty English.  Go on boys!


Title: Re: Come on ENGLAND!!
Post by: LeKnave on March 14, 2007, 02:06:42 PM
I'll be there cheering on the mighty Northern English.  Go on boys!

FYP


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Colchester Kev on March 14, 2007, 02:11:09 PM
Bellys gonna get ya MUG !!!


Title: Re: Come on ENGLAND!!
Post by: Horneris on March 14, 2007, 02:12:01 PM
I'll be there cheering on the Northerners. Southern Softies suck!   Go on boys!

FYP


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: kinboshi on March 14, 2007, 02:21:55 PM
Bellys gonna get ya MUG !!!

Won't be able to catch us.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: KingPoker on March 14, 2007, 02:24:49 PM
Bellys gonna get ya MUG !!!

Won't be able to catch us.

Dunno those cob nailed boots and pick axes are bound to slow you lot down!


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: kinboshi on March 14, 2007, 02:37:40 PM
Bellys gonna get ya MUG !!!

Won't be able to catch us.

Dunno those cob nailed boots and pick axes are bound to slow you lot down!

Not as much as your wellies.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: scotty2hatty on March 14, 2007, 07:04:29 PM
No Scottish team!!!!

Can't have that, I'll play.  Just need a few more now! Anyone?


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Ironside on March 14, 2007, 10:24:05 PM
No Scottish team!!!!

Can't have that, I'll play.  Just need a few more now! Anyone?

i would be they sent me off last tome not sure is i am still suspended


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: scotty2hatty on March 14, 2007, 10:34:41 PM
No Scottish team!!!!

Can't have that, I'll play.  Just need a few more now! Anyone?

i would be they sent me off last tome not sure is i am still suspended

we can play you under a different name.  no one will notice.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: brummieboy on March 16, 2007, 08:42:54 AM
Under the 5-a-side thread 4kingnutz and BarnsleyLad are up for joining a team.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2007, 11:13:45 PM
Quick question - what do we do about shirt colours?

:dontask:


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: turny on April 03, 2007, 11:31:53 AM
all 6 aside details including venue, fixtures and team colours will be confirmed friday.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: kinboshi on April 03, 2007, 03:02:03 PM
all 6 aside details including venue, fixtures and team colours will be confirmed friday.

You da man.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: KingPoker on April 03, 2007, 05:52:16 PM
Still havent got a full strength welsh team yet (bit like the proper one then!)


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: dan on April 03, 2007, 06:06:10 PM
can "us" welsh lads wear red please.


flushy come and play for the sheeps


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: kinboshi on April 03, 2007, 10:15:31 PM
(http://www.newworldordertshirts.com/Designs/T-Shirt_NoSheep.gif)


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: KingPoker on April 04, 2007, 12:19:00 AM
(http://www.newworldordertshirts.com/Designs/T-Shirt_NoSheep.gif)

lmao i would love to have that t-shirt!


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Royal Flush on April 04, 2007, 05:07:19 AM
can "us" welsh lads wear red please.


flushy come and play for the sheeps

maybe....


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: dan on April 04, 2007, 08:55:56 AM
There you go KP our 9th and final member of the welsh squad.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: KingPoker on April 04, 2007, 12:17:42 PM
can "us" welsh lads wear red please.


flushy come and play for the sheeps

maybe....
There you go KP our 9th and final member of the welsh squad.

A maybe isnt quite good enough to get him on the confirmed list. Need a definate yes as its legally binding then, i can sue for loss of earnings if people drop out then lol!


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on April 04, 2007, 01:06:23 PM
flushy will be playing for the welsh.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Colchester Kev on April 05, 2007, 12:15:35 AM
flushy will be turning up for the welsh.

FYP


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: turny on April 05, 2007, 12:46:17 AM
wales can wear red

england(southern softies) will be in white

how about england (northern monkeys) choose your colours please


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Colchester Kev on April 05, 2007, 12:51:58 AM
The Northern Monkeys will be wearing a sooty, grimy, coal dust kit ;)


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: turny on April 05, 2007, 12:54:38 AM
The Northern Monkeys will be wearing a sooty, grimy, coal dust kit ;)

i hope we can count on your support for the winning team again kev


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Colchester Kev on April 05, 2007, 12:55:40 AM
If i get out of bed on Saturday morning, i shall be in attendance to abuse the northerners :)


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: LeKnave on April 05, 2007, 06:51:34 AM
If i get out of bed on Saturday morning, i shall be in attendance to abuse the northerners :)

Il probs be passed out in bed through the footy aswell tbh.


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: ChipRich on April 05, 2007, 07:07:37 AM
If i get out of bed on Saturday morning, i shall be in attendance to abuse the northerners :)

Il probs be passed out in bed hammered through the footy aswell tbh after my two Barcardi Breezers the night before


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: LeKnave on April 05, 2007, 07:10:04 AM
If i get out of bed on Saturday morning, i shall be in attendance to abuse the northerners :)

Il probs be passed out in bed hammered through the footy aswell tbh after my two Barcardi Breezers the night before

Arnt u the 1 on the girly drinks nowadays?

VK/Fosters Twist boy...


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: ChipRich on April 05, 2007, 07:14:16 AM
hahaha, what can i say to that?!

Mainly a Fosters man tbf, tried out the Twist once



Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: kinboshi on April 05, 2007, 09:23:05 AM
Northern Monkeys can play in red or white, depending on what the oppo are wearing.

Northerners bring a red and a white top - that makes sense.  Better than playing in blue.

:dontask:


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: KingPoker on April 05, 2007, 03:20:11 PM
Northern Monkeys can play in red or white, depending on what the oppo are wearing.

Northerners bring a red and a white top - that makes sense.  Better than playing in blue.

:dontask:

You cant wear red stupid. we are red!


Title: Re: official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread
Post by: Wardonkey on April 05, 2007, 03:26:05 PM
Northern Monkeys can play in red or white, depending on what the oppo are wearing.

Northerners bring a red and a white top - that makes sense.  Better than playing in blue.

:dontask:


Let's wear black. Helmets and gumshields optional.