official bb4 6 aside footie comp thread

[turny]

ok ok ok il do it kev

right dont want the farce that was bb3 footie where we were suppose to have 4 teams and only 2 and a thrown together team turned up.

i will organise the event it will be a 4 team event

england (i will manage and will be the reigning and 2 times champions team with one addition tikay)

team wales (was spoke about last time but never took off, but i think we have alot more sheep shaggers on the forum now so might work)

team scotland (never recovered from there 26-5 thrashing at bb2 to even bother turning up at bb3. come on you nancy jocks show some balls!!!)

restof world/northern monkey team  (not worried whose in this team looks like alot the yorkshire boys keen so lets do it)

need volunteers for captains for all the teams please (except england of course)

we can play at vauxhall sports ground, a lovely venue less than mile from the casino.


ok squads of upto 9 players for a 6 aside tournament run over 2 hours with an estimated kick off time of 11am. round robin tourni with a final

il update details here as i book them

[Ironside]

what about the ladies team scottish ITB said she was playing

[turny]

what about the ladies team scottish ITB said she was playing

unfortunatly scottish itb has changed lol

ladies are welcome to join any team lets be honest the jocks at bb2 were full of them! scottish dave, big tomatoes etc.


iron manage the scottish boys but this time get em to turn up!

[Ironside]

no chance of manging them muppets they will be too busy in a pub watching the old firm getting beat

[smithy69]

count me in, big fat lardy centre half!!!!!!

[turny]

ok this is the england squad

inthebelly age 39 fat old n "rubbish" englands top scorer at bb3

tighty  age 40 something  "the cat"  kept england in it a few times against the mighty walsall dealer team at bb3

rookieitb age 19 young whipper snapper skinny piece sh#t but so unfit from laying in bed playing online all day. said to be in training after finding a new form of excercise !!!

rosy itb age 25 baby faced midfielder looks bout 14 but dont let that fool you this boys the playmaker of the team.

tomtom age 19 defender who played on 1 leg at bb3. now fully fit nothing will pass!

shieldsyitb age 26  this ones fatter than itb, seen milk turn quicker but hard to beat over half a yard!

lightbreeze age 38 played in the victorious team that crossed the border to pull the jocks pants down but missed bb3 through injury, back now as slow as ever to partner tomtom in defence

and due to play at bb3 but was stranded at an airport in dublin but afeed to make his debut at bb4 its..........................

TIKAY

age 103  former england full international. scored 6 times in one game once unfortunatly the wrong end he explained after it was a misread!


team sponge carrier poppet who will ease the groin strains and colchester kev to watch for the offsides (both ends pitch at same time)

so there you have it if that shower of shit can win it twice whats that say bout the rest of you...bring it on!

[turny]

count me in, big fat lardy centre half!!!!!!

what nationality smithy?

[smithy69]

i was actually born in alaska, but am now classed as english!!!

[turny]

i was actually born in alaska, but am now classed as english!!!

where u live north or south?

class yourself as northern monkey or southern softie?

[matt674]

northern monkey team 

surely i would be the only one to qualify for this team and i wouldnt be able to play 6 positions at once!!

[smithy69]

I am a southern lager drinker mate

[Horneris]

ok........this is the Northern Monkeys (dosent sound like we're going to be Yorkshire team if theres only 4 teams allowed)


Horneris   age 20   very very unfit from just laying in bed all day, playing poker (badly) and eating takeaways. Gets tired walking down the stairs. Slow moving and dirty but that dosent sound like it will be a problem here. Still an amazing Fowler esq finish though.

ChipRich (Captain)     age 20   Lost all his fitness and put on some weight but is surely the key to the Norths hopes and dreams. One of the best footballers in yorkshire a few years ago, can he emulate Gasgoine and Brolin and let his talent shine through, dismissing weight and fitness issues.

LeKnave    age 12   Used to be a decent footballer and claims he has "never tried" when ive seen him play and can bring the glory years back. I volunteered him for the role of waterboy but he dosent seem too keen and wants to play.


Wardonkey, Kinboshi, Acidmouse,   i dont know about you so add your own please.


And with it being 6 a side, we probably have room for another player or two for subs (as ive seen ITB's team have 8 ).........

So who else wants to play.

Matt674???

[TightEnd]

tighty...30 something!!


40 something indeed!!! (stone maybe, but not years)

[Bongo]

I'll play for a Welsh side, tried to sort it last time but there weren't enough interested, so we created a team of anyone who wanted to play - who actually showed up, unlike the scots

[Eck]

I'll play for a Welsh side, tried to sort it last time but there weren't enough interested, so we created a team of anyone who wanted to play - who actually showed up, unlike the scots

OI!!