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Someone mentioned a bit of this in another thread - things that we dont believe or agree with. It got me thinking about the things i dont believe in so here goes my rant

Any Hot Drink - our insides surely cant handle hot beverages,
Love at first sight - it doesnt happen, its just something people say to make their r/ship feel special,
People agreeing for the sake of it - totally pointless, we're not all meant to have the same opinion,
Aids coming from monkeys - who had sex with a monkey?,
Anyone who Minimum Raises - idiots,
Ugly people falling in love - thats companionship,
Pre-Nups - dont marry someone you dont trust,
24 hours in a day - there should be 26 or so,
People talking about how cool they are - I'm not cool, I'm a geek. I've learnt to deal with it, now leave me alone!!

Can see this starting a whole lot of trouble

;D

You can tell someone there are a hundred million stars in our galaxy, and a hundred million galaxies just like ours, and they'll believe you.

However, if you tell someone you've just painted a door, they have to touch it just to check.

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god.
good and evil
destiny
fate
magic
telepathy
ghosts

thank you

LMFAO, classic.

My turn, maybe a welsh thing- People offering you a cup of tea in the middle of a very hot summers day!

Others
*Dont believe in fate, destiny or any of that crap!
*Hose pipe bans
*I dont believe there is a new 20 pound note as people who say they have had one never have one when you ask to see it!
*I dont believe a cat will always land on its feet, if you held it upside down by its legs and dropped it around 1 metre from the ground no way could he turn around in time!
*I dont believe tk is 39!

I'd like to add another few.

A pair of sunglassess from sunglasses hut costing more than a 28inch Colour TV from ASDA!!
Bow ties that spin - never seen it in real life.
Old men going out with women younger than their daughters - its just wrong. You're dirty old men - quit it!! Grow old gracefully and spend your money on cars and strippers.
Ships in bottles - who is that impressed by it?
Students eating beans for dinner but going out 4 nights a week
The 3 day texting rule - ridiculous and anyone who follows it deserves a kicking.
Women who dont sleep with you until 3 dates cause they want you to 'respect' them but then tell you about what they got up to in Ayi Napa last summer - i did respect you, i dont anymore, now beat it.

Its monday and i'm going to keep ranting!!

I don't believe that Al from Married With Children deserves that much applause just for walking on the set.

Ah, see i believe that one. Al is a legend and his struggle stands for all men everywhere. No matter how difficult life is or how much of a headache a girl is gving you, you're life isnt Al's. For that, he deserves our applause in the hope that he can continue to carry on and remind us how bad it could be.

I used to quite fancy Leela from Futurama till I realise she was voiced by Peggy. Kind of killed things a bit for me.

Have you seen her on 8 simple rules? Its on ABC1 every day. She's certainly matured well!!

Indeed milftastic.

I don't believe eggs are fast food and good for you. Apparently too many of them give you cholesterol, and Coco Pops are much much quicker.

I don't believe Lynx when they say spray more, get more. Spray more, make people in the changing rooms of the gym choke more would perhaps be a truer statement. Why can't people spray a wee jet to their underarm after they put their vest on ffs.

I don't believe that all TV actors go into rehab coz they genuinely have a drink problem. Some surely just went out at the weekend and got a bit boozy two nights in a row.

I don't believe that bum hair is necessary for human beings, complicates lots of things, yet to find a purpose for it.

My old man (cynical old git) says that the 2 biggest lies in the world are:

1. I love you.
2. The cheque is in the post.

Elvis was as good as people said he was.

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I dont believe that darts has improved beyond all recognition. The 3 dart averages are going thru the roof so I think TV darts is a trick and when you see the darter throwing on one half of the screen the other half is actually a video recording of some earlier throws and the scorer just shouts out the scores, then at the end the players do throw for a double to add a semblence of reality to it.

Thats why when you go to watch the darts you cant actually see the darts in the board THEY just show the pre recorded feed on the screens.

I dont believe Pele was as good as people make out.

Crazy sayings like....

"He wouldn't say boo to a goose"

I would never say boo to a goose.....

Not because I am a coward, I would just find the whole exercise rather pointless.

3. It was like that when I got here.

I don't believe it's not butter.
I don't believe Cher believes.
I don't believe it does exactly what it says on the tin.
I don't believe in atheism.
I don't believe beggars have belief.

I don't believe that the meek should inherit the earth as Jesus suggests

Clearly they wouldn't be handle the pressure of such a situation

 i dont believe what just happened

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"I Dont believe it"

love as in the chemical reaction, at first site is very common, happens hundreds of times in your life.

HIV did come from animals, feline HIV is common.

I don't believe that he called with THAT!!

This is an urban myth spread by dogs.

A well known poker pro once told me "Jacks are a trouble hand. Play them like 9s"

After doing a load of money on A 9 x flops, i've decided this is bolx advice and don't beleive in it anymore.

...that carbon emissions cause global warming

Derren Brown (after the twoddle in his show about card counting in Blackjack)

 i agree , but i dont believe you really want me to go into the things i really dont believe.

I don't believe Diana Ross when she sings...

"ain't no mountain high enough to keep me from you"

Everest stands at just over 29,000 feet which seems plenty high enough

lol

 that all men are born equal
 that beggars cant be choosers
 theres always room for improvement
 a watched pot never boils
 that LOST made it to a 2cnd series
 the mounties always get their man
 tank n dales sng challange
 

I don't believe in superstars,
Organic food and foreign cars.
I don't believe the price of gold;
The certainty of growing old.
That right is right and left is wrong,
That north and south can't get along.
That east is east and west is west.
And being first is always best.

But I believe in love.
I believe in babies.
I believe in Mom and Dad.
And I believe in you.

Well, I don't believe that heaven waits,
For only those who congregate.
I like to think of God as love:
He's down below, He's up above.
He's watching people everywhere.
He knows who does and doesn't care.
And I'm an ordinary man,
Sometimes I wonder who I am.

But I believe in love.
I believe in music.
I believe in magic.
And I believe in you.

Well, I know with all my certainty,
What's going on with you and me,
Is a good thing.
It's true, I believe in you.

I don't believe virginity,
Is as common as it used to be.
In working days and sleeping nights,
That black is black and white is white.
That Superman and Robin Hood,
Are still alive in Hollywood.
That gasoline's in short supply,
The rising cost of getting by.

But I believe in love.
I believe in old folks.
I believe in children.
I believe in you.

I don't believe 'the children are our future'

...well if they are everyone in Slough is f***ed

Yes this is entertainment, but the hazards are real. No matter who you are, whatever you do, please don't try this at home.

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bang bang

 in that case if hes selling im buying. gl in the tourney.

i dont believe Kev has got a bird



i do believe in the tooth fairy

I don't believe in Slough.

I dont really believe that Top Gear offers value for money - but its a funny programme.