Things we dont believe in

[mjrevie]

Someone mentioned a bit of this in another thread - things that we dont believe or agree with. It got me thinking about the things i dont believe in so here goes my rant

Any Hot Drink - our insides surely cant handle hot beverages,
Love at first sight - it doesnt happen, its just something people say to make their r/ship feel special,
People agreeing for the sake of it - totally pointless, we're not all meant to have the same opinion,
Aids coming from monkeys - who had sex with a monkey?,
Anyone who Minimum Raises - idiots,
Ugly people falling in love - thats companionship,
Pre-Nups - dont marry someone you dont trust,
24 hours in a day - there should be 26 or so,
People talking about how cool they are - I'm not cool, I'm a geek. I've learnt to deal with it, now leave me alone!!

[Eck]

Someone mentioned a bit of this in another thread - things that we dont believe or agree with. It got me thinking about the things i dont believe in so here goes my rant

Any Hot Drink - our insides surely cant handle hot beverages,
Love at first sight - it doesnt happen, its just something people say to make their r/ship feel special,
People agreeing for the sake of it - totally pointless, we're not all meant to have the same opinion,
Aids coming from monkeys - who had sex with a monkey?,
Anyone who Minimum Raises - idiots,
Ugly people falling in love - thats companionship,
Pre-Nups - dont marry someone you dont trust,
24 hours in a day - there should be 26 or so,
People talking about how cool they are - I'm not cool, I'm a geek. I've learnt to deal with it, now leave me alone!!

Can see this starting a whole lot of trouble

[matt674]

Someone mentioned a bit of this in another thread - things that we dont believe or agree with. It got me thinking about the things i dont believe in so here goes my rant

Any Hot Drink - our insides surely cant handle hot beverages,
Love at first sight - it doesnt happen, its just something people say to make their r/ship feel special,
People agreeing for the sake of it - totally pointless, we're not all meant to have the same opinion,
Aids coming from monkeys - who had sex with a monkey?,
Anyone who Minimum Raises - idiots,
Ugly people falling in love - thats companionship,
Pre-Nups - dont marry someone you dont trust,
24 hours in a day - there should be 26 or so,
People talking about how cool they are - I'm not cool, I'm a geek. I've learnt to deal with it, now leave me alone!!

Can see this starting a whole lot of trouble

[AndrewT]

You can tell someone there are a hundred million stars in our galaxy, and a hundred million galaxies just like ours, and they'll believe you.

However, if you tell someone you've just painted a door, they have to touch it just to check.

[Acidmouse]

Aids coming from monkeys - who had sex with a monkey?,

Can see this starting a whole lot of trouble

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[AdamM]

god.
good and evil
destiny
fate
magic
telepathy
ghosts

thank you

[KingPoker]

You can tell someone there are a hundred million stars in our galaxy, and a hundred million galaxies just like ours, and they'll believe you.

However, if you tell someone you've just painted a door, they have to touch it just to check.

LMFAO, classic.

My turn, maybe a welsh thing- People offering you a cup of tea in the middle of a very hot summers day!

Others
*Dont believe in fate, destiny or any of that crap!
*Hose pipe bans
*I dont believe there is a new 20 pound note as people who say they have had one never have one when you ask to see it!
*I dont believe a cat will always land on its feet, if you held it upside down by its legs and dropped it around 1 metre from the ground no way could he turn around in time!
*I dont believe tk is 39!

[mjrevie]

I'd like to add another few.

A pair of sunglassess from sunglasses hut costing more than a 28inch Colour TV from ASDA!!
Bow ties that spin - never seen it in real life.
Old men going out with women younger than their daughters - its just wrong. You're dirty old men - quit it!! Grow old gracefully and spend your money on cars and strippers.
Ships in bottles - who is that impressed by it?
Students eating beans for dinner but going out 4 nights a week
The 3 day texting rule - ridiculous and anyone who follows it deserves a kicking.
Women who dont sleep with you until 3 dates cause they want you to 'respect' them but then tell you about what they got up to in Ayi Napa last summer - i did respect you, i dont anymore, now beat it.

Its monday and i'm going to keep ranting!!

[thetank]

I don't believe that Al from Married With Children deserves that much applause just for walking on the set.

[mjrevie]

I don't believe that Al from Married With Children deserves that much applause just for walking on the set.

Ah, see i believe that one. Al is a legend and his struggle stands for all men everywhere. No matter how difficult life is or how much of a headache a girl is gving you, you're life isnt Al's. For that, he deserves our applause in the hope that he can continue to carry on and remind us how bad it could be.

[AndrewT]

I don't believe that Al from Married With Children deserves that much applause just for walking on the set.

I used to quite fancy Leela from Futurama till I realise she was voiced by Peggy. Kind of killed things a bit for me.

[mjrevie]

I don't believe that Al from Married With Children deserves that much applause just for walking on the set.

I used to quite fancy Leela from Futurama till I realise she was voiced by Peggy. Kind of killed things a bit for me.

Have you seen her on 8 simple rules? Its on ABC1 every day. She's certainly matured well!!

[Rod Paradise]

I don't believe that Al from Married With Children deserves that much applause just for walking on the set.

I used to quite fancy Leela from Futurama till I realise she was voiced by Peggy. Kind of killed things a bit for me.

Have you seen her on 8 simple rules? Its on ABC1 every day. She's certainly matured well!!

Indeed milftastic.

[thetank]

I don't believe eggs are fast food and good for you. Apparently too many of them give you cholesterol, and Coco Pops are much much quicker.

I don't believe Lynx when they say spray more, get more. Spray more, make people in the changing rooms of the gym choke more would perhaps be a truer statement. Why can't people spray a wee jet to their underarm after they put their vest on ffs.

I don't believe that all TV actors go into rehab coz they genuinely have a drink problem. Some surely just went out at the weekend and got a bit boozy two nights in a row.

I don't believe that bum hair is necessary for human beings, complicates lots of things, yet to find a purpose for it.

[Lee]

My old man (cynical old git) says that the 2 biggest lies in the world are:

1. I love you.
2. The cheque is in the post.