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I just would like to say i had a great game played out of my skin and i must of put a few on tilt sorry folks i was just having a laugh i went out on  4c 2c  what was your final hand pls post

Went out with  9c 6s Got my chips in the middle when a six hit the flop.

Got called by  6c 2h ( he had enough odds to call with any two cards TBH)

 2c came on the river.

I go straight to my Heads up match with Bad Girl..... :blonde:

Took me 8 mins to give her all my chips :dontask:

Ahrt 3h - pushed all-in pre-flop with a caller and Comp calling out of turn.  Lots of value in the pot, but ShipRich decided to call with  Aspades Ks  :dontask: >:? ;flushy; - and despite two aces on the board, a 3 failed to fall or the board to pair again - and so I was no longer.

One more post and i'm not a newbee yeppeeeeeeee

I'm not saying  ;ashamed; lol

My Final Hand was   Aspades  Ks Vs Jh Jd

Only for the board to come X X J J X

So got pwned!!!

i pushed all in preflop for 1800 on level 2 with J6

 Ad Ac

Crushed by a rivered str8

QT v KQ v 88 all in for about 100 bb each.

Obv my QT got outdrawn..

Kc Ks, beaten by Ac Qh. 1st card out was an Ace, second was a Queen!!

1st hand after a break... folded to me...

 Kh 2h

very short stacked in the cut-off... BB still away from table...

Button dwells for ages and folds...

SB has  Ahrt Aspades  ;frustrated;

wasn't my exit hand but I was crippled by this hand.
 Td Aspades
I make a raise with half my chip stack and tank calls with
 2c 2h
Flop
 Qc 4c Jd
Tank checks i check
Turn was blank and we both check
River
 Qh
tank all in and I fold.
kicking myself that i didn't push post flop or turn as tank would (probably) have folded. I played it like a weak numpty  ;frustrated;

Geo the bubble boy,

went out in 19th,

Shoved last 15kish with Ahrt  6h, was called with Kh 7h

7 on flop and no help from turn or river.

Geo

You were great fun to share table time with Chippie.  Bugger of an opponent to play against but its worth it for the table talk!

I went out with pocket 9's to QJ, btw.

I agree - a great laugh.  Although I'm having to undergo therapy now...memories of him mooning at the footy keep haunting my sleep.

My  Aspades  Kd outdrew Coca's Kh Qh, im so sick!

1st chance chips went on  9c 9s in the hole on a 9 K K board, when Celtic made his better FH on the turn with the ace.

2nd chance chips went on  9c 9s in the hole, raised up, pushed on a 7 high flop, only to be called by a guy wth A J

 :dontask: doubt I will ever understand that call.

Of course he hit the jack....

Yep what he said. Sick sick beat!

First guy to ever believe me when I say pocket twos.  :)up

Ok I have a question with regards to my last hand.

I cant remember the exact details but im sitting with about 20k blinds were 4k/2k (i think) and ive been card dead for ages also mr aggressive (non blonde) is stealing left right and centre. The blinds are about to go up and im 2 away from BB, i look down and see KJo and go allin. Moscovich is on my left and he called (i think) and im thinking OOPS. I wasn't actually aware that Tank was in the hand too and was waiting for Mos to turn his cards over but he was taking ages so I thought OK lets see what uv got and turned over my cards. The dealer then says the hand is still in play and tells me to turn my cards back over quick (even though everyone has seen them). Mos then goes allin and Tank thinks for AAAAGES then says that he thinks Mos has AK and is dominating me, he has TT on a raggy board and finally calls and with no help on the turn or river he wins the pot (i was impressed btw ;-) np young man.

So my question is...if this had been a normal casino tourney would my hand have been dead when I showed it?

no

I am waiting for VodkaRedBull to post his hand, that was a funny one.

I got crippled with AA vs 33, standard. Then run my last chippies with A9 vs A10. GG GL GFY.

Chilli and SaraM are welcome to post....

silo took me out whenboth lowstacked i called his all in from the sb with 87 in the bb hoping to be live only to find he has me dominated with Q8 and a 7 faing to appear

SaraM wouldn't want her 2nd post to be a bad beat story, but I'll do it for her.

for those that didn't see it some lucky fish hit two 3 outers against her.
first was K10 v her A10 on a 10 high flop. king on turn brought SaraM a flush draw but no redraw.

she got herself back into it when same LF fired at an Ace high flop and ran into her AQ

then LF called her preflop raise and led out on 6,2,2 flop. she reraised all in with 8,8 and he found a call with A8. A on the turn.

some people are just born lucky.

I didnt suffer any beats.
1st hand of tournament was my BB and Ironsides SB. Simon Nowab and Ironside had already started the verbal and Simon had said he was after me as soon as he'd got Ironsides chips. I was keen not to play my usual tight game. I wanted to get stuck in for a change. With blinds at 25/50 Mel Lofthouse made it 600 (meant to bet less she said later) Simon reluctantly passed. It passed round to Ironside and he didnt see the point with Simon out of the hand. I look down at 10,10. I'm pretty sure if she had AA,KK or QQ she'd get the bet right so unless it's J,J I fancy I'm ahead. Mel also knows I'm a tight player so I decide to push all in. Mel beats me into the pot with AK, flop an Ace and I'm on my second 3000.

If Mel bets 200 preflop I probably call, take a shot at the A high flop and pass to a raise. never mind.

the battle between Simon and Ironside cost a few people chips who got caught up in the crossfire. a few people benefited too. After Ironside went out, Simon said I was next. He said he'd call my all in blind. I pushed in with 7,7 Simon called with filth and Claw found KK to knock me out and decimate Simon.

pretty straight forward for me. cashed in every SnG I played though so still a successful session

not all quite factually correct but the outdraws are!

it was hard to see exactly how the hands played out because of the huge crowd of people who both times thought they were about to see the lucky fish in question get busted.

lol ship it!

she took it a lot better than I would have done, I know that

To be fair when she had the AQ i was the favourite!

Justice was done in my eyes.

Send it.... It's a blonde bash ffs Adam lighten up!!!!!

we're having a laugh rookie, you lighten up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok guys hand over your drinks and out into the carpark with you

ps

dont expect much left off your drinks when you get back

Im alright. I'm in a happy place

wish i was

in my happy place? urgh

no in any happy place

Happy places are so overated Iron , give me a big black hole anytime  :)