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just returned from a trip to the seaside to play the £30 rebuy at Yarmouth with Nakor.
pretty uneventful evening against a motley collection of mugs , fish and calling stations ( i felt right at home).
managed to increase the prize pool by 10% in the rebuy period as AK failed to win against  4 6 ,  3 3 , Q 10   and A 10 on a  A 10 3  board managed to succomb to the mighty 3 9.            rotflmfao
manage to finish the rebuy period with 3/4 of an average stack after taking the much needed add on.
manage to nick a couple of pots and i then get moved to a new table , to Nakors left.
we are playing 6 handed with blinds jumping every 30 minutes (self deal , so 20 hands per hour  ;sleep;

young guy (overplays ace rag), makes 3x bb raise from cutoff ....Nakor (dealer) folds....i look down at  A Q.... all in  ...  Billy Big Blind ( who Nakor has neglected to tell me has been hitting good cards)  goes into a Carlo dwell before calling.  young guy folds.

He turns over J J.  no problem , my mate is dealing , i know he will give me an Ace or a Queen. win this pot and i am confident of the £1K + first place.

i lean back in my chair mentally counting the chips.....Wait ! whats going on here.

7 high flop

7 HIGH !!!

WTF  how can you not put a Queen or Ace out there ?  it happens all the time.

one time i ask you to do something simple and you cant even do that for me.

i have blocked you from  msn
i have removed your telephone number
i will not answer your letters

ITS OVER

MATES NO MORE


   DISCO-NAKOR-TED

LMFAO!!!!!!

You have never invited me onto MSN
You never answer my calls anyway.
You never let me drop you off at your door so don't know where you live.

So just about standard.

As for the cards, I had never seen you all in with a big hand before so thought my mechanic skill to get you a 7 high flop would be ideal.

Alas you missed - but at least the weather is nice.

ITS STILL BLOODY RAINING  !!

Don't worry squire - you're not the first and certainly won't be the last ;)

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

;tightend;

thought I'd stick a link in here to make it easier for everyone else:

www.dictionary.com

Didn't know your lived with a lexicographer - or have you got that one as a tat on the back of your arm for quick reference ?

LOL UL Booder :D

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

and another thing....


You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.



 Seriously, I've come across decomposing dog carcases that are less offensive to the senses than you are. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. Nah, of course you would.

In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.

All I have ever done is give in our friendship and you stab me in the heart.

So I get to thinking are you normally this dumb or are you just having a senior moment? Wouldn't poker stuff have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last.

In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.

Loving the rain

Nak

Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock.
To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.

lmao...you tell em booder!

Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part.

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast?

Bore me no more, this line to dislike you is so long I can't wait any longer to get to the front.

I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that you look like The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

There are so many toe-curling one-liners in here that cracked me up, I could select 10 & still leave 10 out!

But I take offence to the derogatory comment about snails, who are, in fact, most interesting.

Snails are in the same family as slugs (VERY interesting) & that slime thy produce has a purpose it helps them move along. They are hermaphrodites too, prodigious breeders, & they fertilize via a hole in their neck. I coud go on if you wish.

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.

 Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse.

 Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao

I'm hurting here.

So are my sides.

rotflmfao

Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please?

Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing?

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave.  if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine,

Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor, take a fatal overdose of your medication.

thanks for the link claw but even using cut and paste i still spelt it wrong

hey booder your a fish mate

I think the correct grammar here is 'more stupid', rather than stupider.

;whistle;

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans.

Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet.



In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.

wow and i thought booder would of taken his lose of £1k to heart good to see your in good spirts man you never now it wont be long till you finally make the money in a comp of 1 sort or another

Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension.

oooh..................Bambi with testosterone

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if your brain cells weren't on the Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. No, come to think of it, you would.