K-NAKOR-ED

[Nakor]

Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part.

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast?

Bore me no more, this line to dislike you is so long I can't wait any longer to get to the front.

[booder]

I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that you look like The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

[tikay]

There are so many toe-curling one-liners in here that cracked me up, I could select 10 & still leave 10 out!

But I take offence to the derogatory comment about snails, who are, in fact, most interesting.

Snails are in the same family as slugs (VERY interesting) & that slime thy produce has a purpose it helps them move along. They are hermaphrodites too, prodigious breeders, & they fertilize via a hole in their neck. I coud go on if you wish.

[booder]

There are so many toe-curling one-liners in here that cracked me up, I could select 10 & still leave 10 out!

But I take offence to the derogatory comment about snails, who are, in fact, most interesting.

Snails are in the same family as slugs (VERY interesting) & that slime thy produce has a purpose it helps them move along. They are hermaphrodites too, prodigious breeders, & they fertilize via a hole in their neck. I coud go on if you wish.

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.

 Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse.

 Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient.

[boldie]

There are so many toe-curling one-liners in here that cracked me up, I could select 10 & still leave 10 out!

But I take offence to the derogatory comment about snails, who are, in fact, most interesting.

Snails are in the same family as slugs (VERY interesting) & that slime thy produce has a purpose it helps them move along. They are hermaphrodites too, prodigious breeders, & they fertilize via a hole in their neck. I coud go on if you wish.

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.

 Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse.

 Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient.

 

[tikay]

I'm hurting here.

[kinboshi]

So are my sides.

[booder]

So are my sides.

Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please?

Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing?

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave.  if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine,

Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor, take a fatal overdose of your medication.

[Ironside]

thanks for the link claw but even using cut and paste i still spelt it wrong

hey booder your a fish mate

[kinboshi]

So are my sides.

Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please?

Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing?

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave.  if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine,

Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor, take a fatal overdose of your medication.

I think the correct grammar here is 'more stupid', rather than stupider.

[booder]

So are my sides.

Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please?

Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing?

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave.  if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine,

Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor, take a fatal overdose of your medication.

I think the correct grammar here is 'more stupid', rather than stupider.

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

[booder]

hey booder your a fish mate

Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans.

Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet.



In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.

[Ironside]

wow and i thought booder would of taken his lose of £1k to heart good to see your in good spirts man you never now it wont be long till you finally make the money in a comp of 1 sort or another

[booder]

wow and i thought booder would of taken his lose of £1k to heart good to see your in good spirts man you never now it wont be long till you finally make the money in a comp of 1 sort or another

Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension.

[brummieboy]

wow and i thought booder would of taken his lose of £1k to heart good to see your in good spirts man you never now it wont be long till you finally make the money in a comp of 1 sort or another

Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension.

Booder lay off Nakor, your posts are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "To be continued!", or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. Who am I kidding? You would.