blonde poker forum

As some of you may be aware APAT now has its own forum

http://www.apat.com/forum/index.php


and this weekend I, together with a glamorous assistant or two (in the loosest sense of the term) will be live updating the event

A lot of blondes are playing, so please feel welcome to pop across and ask after their progress. Here's the thread...


http://www.apat.com/forum/index.php?topic=42.msg2019#new


I am compiling my database of terrible puns as I write,

Good luck to all that sail in her!!!!

will there be norkage ?

well im not going so there wont be much male norkage!!

Just the uggos (not naming any name kin)

your updaters will be myself and Colchester Kev

If we can keep DesD occupied away from the PC we will set new standards in norkage.


 

Tighty suggested we send him to the bar ... I slapped him and told him to be sensible, the only bar Des has been seen at with money in his hand was Luton, when i gave him the cash to get a round in !!!

Hope we'll be able to concentrate on the poker with Kev sitting in the corner munching loudly on his celery.

on second thoughts, maybe asking Kev to help was not such a good idea

If you need any help with updates let me know!

You wont be in long enough to let me finish a celery stick mug !

can you write?

how about read?

Proberbly

Is this a poker forum where you READ posts and WRITE replies?

Or am i mistaken?  Hmmm

lol, your help is more than welcome

You missed the full stop at the end of your final sentence, and the word I should use a capital letter.

;D

Now that is a blatent lie.  For one, I don't think I've ever been to the bar, and secondly, I'm pretty damn sure I've never seen Kev with money >:?

Has blonde changed it's policy on linking to other poker forums?

No.......

and nor has it changed it's Policy on Tighty & myself not Modding on APAT threads......

it was brought to the mods and permission sought with suitable payment asked for and reicieved for the good of blonde poker

How long does it take for the activation email to come thru?

I've entered my details including my Jungleville address and 24 hours later no email to either inbox or spam inbox :(

activation emails should take about 10 seconds i think you need to get a new boardband vine

You were activated yesterday Matt......so to speak.

Thanks - looks like i can log in but still didnt get an email :(

bumpity bump


feel free this afternoon to come across and check out the progress of many posters on here...

Overnight chip counts

20 left we break to two tables tomorrow 2.30pm start


pleasant news a coming for Le Knave fans


table 1

Willie Glynes 24,000
Michael Zaffky 105,000
Aisling Collins 31,500
John McGill 61,500
Doc Farrell 112,000
Brendan BYrne 49,500
Stephen Lister 106,000


table 2

Stuart Oliver 29,000
Ronan Ryan 69,500
Martyn Sharp 112,000
Brendan Hartnett 58,000
Patrick Touchel 110,000
Jack Prime 48,500
Mark Donnelly 66,000

table 3

David Jones Telford 32,500
Paul Townsend 102,500
Stev Lacey 113,500
Caroline Burgess 44,000
Stephen Hourie 102,500

and


David Le Knave Jones 135,500


All quoted by Tighty from the APAT updates

LeKnave's taking this down.

i beg to differ....

Keep begging, you will need all the help you can get.  LeKnave's winning it.

Just joking mate.  Good Luck.  Hope a blonde wins this.  How many blondes left?

Le Knave

Doc Farrell

Lazaroonie

Dougal7878

SirEricStoner

technolog

skrikera

http://www.apat.com/forum/index.php?topic=72.0


come and check us out 16 left all blondes still in it

final table line up

David Jones from Leeds 197,000...LeKnave
Patrick Tochel from Glasgow 367,000...Lazaroonie
Brendan Hartnett from Brighton 245,000...SirEricStoner
Stephen Hourie from Dublin 123,000
John McGill from Dublin 103,000
Jacques Keift from Galway 119,000
Paul Townsend from Witney 189,000
Doc Farrell from Dublin 108,000...Doc Farrelll
Brendan Byrne from Dorgheda 80,000

blinds beginning at 4,000-8,000.


4 blondes left in

Take it down Leknave!!!!!

Gl all blondites.

Take it down LeKnave, settle for a blonde top 3 though!

chip counts of the final six, who are on a short break


David Jones 420,000

Lazza 250,000

Brendan Hartnett 30,000

Jacques Kieft  425,000

Paul Townsend 370,000

Brendan Byrne 80,000


Hartnett jsut took big hit with 99 vs qq all in pre

2 other blondes looking good though

GL!

chip counts were:

blinds 10-20,000 when we come back

Paul Townsend 426,000
Jacques Kieft 289,000
Brendan Hartnett 270,000
Patrick Tochel 130,000
David East Seventeen Jones 425,000


then brandon doubles up off leknave so chip counts are now roughly:


Paul Townsend 426,000
Jacques Kieft 289,000
Brendan Hartnett 600,000
Patrick Tochel 130,000
David East Seventeen Jones 100,000

cmon brendan!

Brendan takes out another player and we lose Lazza.

Unlucky, but great performance.

Down to three, David Jones is out.

Well done Dave

Hes out, great performance from lekky

Very well Done Dave. Bit dissapointing that you only have £600 to show for it.

Very suprised that 4th receives the same payout as 9th.

as we have said many times before, APAT champiosnips see gold silver and blonde medals for the top three and a play to win mentality with a flat payout structure elsewhere on the final table

Le Knave played superbly, with a wonderful attitude

I have a new poker hero and his name is Sir Eric Stoner. Those of you who know him, know that there is nothing more to add.
You are the winner in my book Brendan

See you in the future,

Des
(aka Jennifer Tilly's boobies)

Good post and the setiments are seconded.

Doc Farrrell & Brendan clashed in a hand, & Doc put Brendan to a big decision. Brendan descibed Doc's breathing as being "like Jeniffer Tilley's chest"........;)

Doc played his part in a mgnificent Final, in which every player understood the true APAT Spirit, & a huge rail cheered & clapped throughout.

A wonderful day for poker, & I lost count of the number of players who came up & said they'd had a really terrific time.

Brendan, we are so very proud of you mate!   Hope you enjoyed a most deserving reception and celebration.  We so wished we were there  but were with you in spirit.

Looking forward to seeing you and that medal!

Take care ,

Bainn and Harmony

Having just arrived back at the office in sunny Chester, I just want to say a huge thank you to all of the APAT team & staff a the Fitz for organising another fantastic event. My performance was pants........but I still enjoyed myself? Something about these APAT weekends! (And Guinness)
Congratulations to Jacques on his victory..............but the real winner for me was Brendan, a gent of the highest order and a fantastic performance!! With the number of outs you had on that last hand post flop, I fancied you to take it down.....them bloody poker gods eh!

I'm looking forward to the next event already......cheers all for a top weekend.

Well done to all the Blondites.

Dave 'Digger' Davies

The boy done good.  He's got a great game, just wish the miserable fecker would smile at the table every now and again!

;D

Lo Kyfishi, were you playing in the Irish APAt event ?

Yes, but I did notice that avoided playing this one.  Quite wise too.  It's a long way for you to go to be supporting from the rail after 45 minutes.

Ha ha ha ha, oh bless you, you humour does make me smile.

As much as i would have loved to have knocked you out of a comp again, my lack of passport denied me of such a chance.

That and terms of your parole.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

Dublin is in one of those "Foreign" countries, you need a passport to get in ?

Wrong answer.

You can travel to Ireland from the UK with a driving licence.

lol, maybe one day...




...but probably not.

Ah, i don't drive either, so no licence.

Picture ID

Other than Kybosh's mocked up "Wanted", i have none.

That wasn't a mock-up :dontask:

I'll have to have a word with Des and Tikay and see if all future APAT events can be held abroad...  ;carlocitrone;

Ha ha ha, ho, heh, haaarrr.

Indeed.

Oi! I was still in too. Not for much longer mind you, but still...............