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Title: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Colchester Kev on May 31, 2007, 05:21:27 PM So im sorting some laundry out whilst also having a general tidy up ... im also in 3 msn convos at the same time.
No problem for multi talented man like me, multi tasking is a piece of piss !! well that is until you start putting dirty clothes in one black bag, and rubbish in another black bag, you clear your desk and surrounding area of all empty fag packets, drinks cans, bits of scrap paper etc and place them into the other black bag ... all is going swimmingly ... UNTIL you empty the overflowing ashtray into the wrong f***ing BLACK BAG !!!! Oh happy days ;grr; ;grr; ;grr; Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Indestructable on May 31, 2007, 05:30:24 PM What's this about fag packets and drink cans, thought you were turning over a new leaf?
PS rotflmfao Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Newmanseye on May 31, 2007, 06:01:22 PM It was a tobacco leaf by the sounds of things
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: lazaroonie on May 31, 2007, 06:03:54 PM So im sorting some laundry out whilst also having a general tidy up ... im also in 3 msn convos at the same time. No problem for multi talented man like me, multi tasking is a piece of piss !! well that is until you start putting dirty clothes in one black bag, and rubbish in another black bag, you clear your desk and surrounding area of all empty fag packets, drinks cans, bits of scrap paper etc and place them into the other black bag ... all is going swimmingly ... UNTIL you empty the overflowing ashtray into the wrong f***ing BLACK BAG !!!! Oh happy days ;grr; ;grr; ;grr; sounds like wummins work to me mate.... Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: boldie on May 31, 2007, 06:18:02 PM lol
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: UpTheMariners on May 31, 2007, 07:00:23 PM what a fish
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: booder on May 31, 2007, 07:17:35 PM So im sorting some laundry out whilst also having a general tidy up ... nothing wrong with a good old General tidy up The Colonel Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Bainn on May 31, 2007, 07:19:11 PM Oh "Wide Load", you are such a star.
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Claw75 on May 31, 2007, 07:48:46 PM never mind - the clothes were dirty anyway :)
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Colchester Kev on May 31, 2007, 07:52:03 PM yes, but in order to save the washing machine repair costs, I had to retrieve the dog ends from my dirty Tilbury docks and undercrackers !!!
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: charmaine on May 31, 2007, 07:59:14 PM rotflmfao rotflmfao
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: boldie on May 31, 2007, 08:02:06 PM yes, but in order to save the washing machine repair costs, I had to retrieve the dog ends from my dirty Tilbury docks and undercrackers !!! hahahaha..now that's something you don't want anyone to see. you standing there going through what looks like the garbage to pick out cigarrette butts...and to actually pick them from the skidmarked undies...well...I won't sleep tonight. Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: tikay on May 31, 2007, 08:08:17 PM yes, but in order to save the washing machine repair costs, I had to retrieve the dog ends from my dirty Tilbury docks and undercrackers !!! hahahaha..now that's something you don't want anyone to see. you standing there going through what looks like the garbage to pick out cigarrette butts...and to actually pick them from the skidmarked undies...well...I won't sleep tonight. Not so much undies, as marquees. Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: boldie on May 31, 2007, 08:09:47 PM yes, but in order to save the washing machine repair costs, I had to retrieve the dog ends from my dirty Tilbury docks and undercrackers !!! hahahaha..now that's something you don't want anyone to see. you standing there going through what looks like the garbage to pick out cigarrette butts...and to actually pick them from the skidmarked undies...well...I won't sleep tonight. Not so much undies, as marquees. lol Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Karabiner on May 31, 2007, 11:53:13 PM FFS It's almond rocks mate, Tilbury Docks are Booders picks.
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: lazaroonie on May 31, 2007, 11:57:19 PM John Knox = Socks.
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: tikay on June 01, 2007, 01:15:30 AM Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: portfolio on June 01, 2007, 01:58:58 AM FFS It's almond rocks mate, Tilbury Docks are Booders picks. i thought almonds were shmocks?? then again,same difference in this scenario.... Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: RED-DOG on June 01, 2007, 02:09:27 AM Never mind Kev. Remember, not everyone would be disappointed to find a fag in their underpants.
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: The_nun on June 01, 2007, 02:13:31 AM Never mind Kev. Remember, not everyone would be disappointed to find a fag in their underpants. Too funny Tom.... rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: tikay on June 01, 2007, 02:23:49 AM FFS It's almond rocks mate, Tilbury Docks are Booders picks. i thought almonds were shmocks?? then again,same difference in this scenario.... Socks = Almonds. (Rocks) Towel - Baden (Powell) Wash = Lemon (squash) Face = Boat (Race) Hair - Barnet (Fair) Eyes = Mincers (Pies) Mouth = North (& South) Shirt = Dicky (Dirt) Suit = Whistle (& flute) Pocket = Lucy (Locket) or Sky (Rocket) Coat = Nanny (Goat) (same for the Tote) Bed = Uncle (Ned) Wife = Trouble ( & strife) Bird = Richard (the third) Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Bainn on June 01, 2007, 02:25:47 AM FFS It's almond rocks mate, Tilbury Docks are Booders picks. i thought almonds were shmocks?? then again,same difference in this scenario.... Socks = Almonds. (Rocks) Towel - Baden (Powell) Wash = Lemon (squash) Face = Boat (Race) Hair - Barnet (Fair) Eyes = Mincers (Pies) Mouth = North (& South) Shirt = Dicky (Dirt) Suit = Whistle (& flute) Pocket = Lucy (Locket) or Sky (Rocket) Coat = Nanny (Goat) (same for the Tote) Bed = Uncle (Ned) Wife = Trouble ( & strife) Bird = Richard (the third) Google is a late night poster's friend. Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: tikay on June 01, 2007, 02:27:58 AM FFS It's almond rocks mate, Tilbury Docks are Booders picks. i thought almonds were shmocks?? then again,same difference in this scenario.... Socks = Almonds. (Rocks) Towel - Baden (Powell) Wash = Lemon (squash) Face = Boat (Race) Hair - Barnet (Fair) Eyes = Mincers (Pies) Mouth = North (& South) Shirt = Dicky (Dirt) Suit = Whistle (& flute) Pocket = Lucy (Locket) or Sky (Rocket) Coat = Nanny (Goat) (same for the Tote) Bed = Uncle (Ned) Wife = Trouble ( & strife) Bird = Richard (the third) Google is a late night poster's friend. In this case, no, I grew up with those. Hundreds more, too. Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Bainn on June 01, 2007, 02:36:33 AM FFS It's almond rocks mate, Tilbury Docks are Booders picks. i thought almonds were shmocks?? then again,same difference in this scenario.... Socks = Almonds. (Rocks) Towel - Baden (Powell) Wash = Lemon (squash) Face = Boat (Race) Hair - Barnet (Fair) Eyes = Mincers (Pies) Mouth = North (& South) Shirt = Dicky (Dirt) Suit = Whistle (& flute) Pocket = Lucy (Locket) or Sky (Rocket) Coat = Nanny (Goat) (same for the Tote) Bed = Uncle (Ned) Wife = Trouble ( & strife) Bird = Richard (the third) Google is a late night poster's friend. In this case, no, I grew up with those. Hundreds more, too. Hundreds ? Please share some quality gems. Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 01, 2007, 02:40:18 AM Mate .. China (plate)
Sister . Skin & blister £10 .. Cockle (hen) £5 .. Lady Godiva like the old man says, there are millions, its an entire dialect. Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: turny on June 01, 2007, 07:10:35 PM yep and i know them all lol
my favouite is backen! (back and front) il leave you to use your imagination to wat it is ! Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: pffa on June 01, 2007, 07:52:54 PM Leave the multi tasking to the women Kev, we are the BEST.........................................................
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Karabiner on June 01, 2007, 08:10:50 PM Berk=(ahem) berkshire hunt
Cow's(calf)= hallf (half a quid) Saucepan(lid)=quid Treacle (tart)=sweetheart Tom(foolery)=jewellery There are a few unknowns as well, certainly to me, such as: Kettle=watch (possibly kettle & hob=fob[just a guess]) Brass=tart Groin=ring Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: tikay on June 03, 2007, 02:17:14 AM Berk=(ahem) berkshire hunt Cow's(calf)= hallf (half a quid) Saucepan(lid)=quid Treacle (tart)=sweetheart Tom(foolery)=jewellery There are a few unknowns as well, certainly to me, such as: Kettle=watch (possibly kettle & hob=fob[just a guess]) Brass=tart Groin=ring The meanings varied fom town to town, to me, "saucepans" were kids, "saucepan lids". Mate = china (plate). Usually "me old china". Bird = Richard (The Third) Arse = Bottle (& glass) Feet = plates (of meat) 'Phone = Dog (& bone) Road = Frog (& Toad) Stairs =Apples (& pairs) Towel = Baden (Powell) Wash = Lemon (Squash) Bed = Uncle (Ned) Ten = Cock (& hen) **** = Jodrell (Bank) Tea = Rosy (Lee) Suit = Whistle (& flute) Shirt = Dicky (Dirt) Dogs = Cherry (Hogs) Butchers, & bookies, used also to do backwards speak - "neves" for 7, "rofe" for 4, interspersed with normal rhyming slang, & you needed your wits about you. Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: vinni on June 03, 2007, 03:21:21 PM what a mug( seat 5)
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Karabiner on June 03, 2007, 08:26:13 PM Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Bainn on June 05, 2007, 02:38:14 AM Does this mean "Wide-load" gets a certificate to officially prove what we already knew ?
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 05, 2007, 02:42:47 AM Sigh, Catweazles stunt double is off on one ;nanana;
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Bainn on June 05, 2007, 02:53:34 AM Sigh, Catweazles stunt double is off on one ;nanana; Set your Sky+ for the 18th my son, and get your emails ready..... Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 05, 2007, 02:55:43 AM Im washing my hair :)
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Bainn on June 05, 2007, 03:09:03 AM Im washing my hair :) Hair ! ? ! What ruddy hair ? Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 05, 2007, 03:13:06 AM Nasal hair
Title: Re: Yes its official, im a prat !! Post by: Bainn on June 05, 2007, 11:51:25 AM Nasal hair Fair point, thats a 2hr job at least.... |