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« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2007, 11:57:19 PM »
John Knox = Socks.
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« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2007, 01:15:30 AM »
Quote from: lazaroonie on May 31, 2007, 11:57:19 PM
John Knox = Socks.



ALMONDS!
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« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2007, 01:58:58 AM »
Quote from: Karabiner on May 31, 2007, 11:53:13 PM
FFS It's almond rocks mate, Tilbury Docks are Booders picks.




i thought almonds were shmocks??


then again,same difference in this scenario....
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« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2007, 02:09:27 AM »
Never mind Kev. Remember, not everyone would be disappointed to find a fag in their underpants.
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« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2007, 02:13:31 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on June 01, 2007, 02:09:27 AM
Never mind Kev. Remember, not everyone would be disappointed to find a fag in their underpants.

Too funny Tom....
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« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2007, 02:23:49 AM »
Quote from: portfolio on June 01, 2007, 01:58:58 AM
Quote from: Karabiner on May 31, 2007, 11:53:13 PM
FFS It's almond rocks mate, Tilbury Docks are Booders picks.




i thought almonds were shmocks??


then again,same difference in this scenario....

Socks = Almonds. (Rocks)

Towel - Baden (Powell)

Wash = Lemon (squash)

Face = Boat (Race)

Hair - Barnet (Fair)

Eyes = Mincers (Pies)

Mouth = North (& South)

Shirt = Dicky (Dirt)

Suit = Whistle (& flute)

Pocket = Lucy (Locket) or Sky (Rocket)

Coat = Nanny (Goat) (same for the Tote)

Bed = Uncle (Ned)

Wife = Trouble ( & strife)

Bird = Richard (the third)
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« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2007, 02:25:47 AM »
Quote from: tikay on June 01, 2007, 02:23:49 AM
Quote from: portfolio on June 01, 2007, 01:58:58 AM
Quote from: Karabiner on May 31, 2007, 11:53:13 PM
FFS It's almond rocks mate, Tilbury Docks are Booders picks.




i thought almonds were shmocks??


then again,same difference in this scenario....

Socks = Almonds. (Rocks)

Towel - Baden (Powell)

Wash = Lemon (squash)

Face = Boat (Race)

Hair - Barnet (Fair)

Eyes = Mincers (Pies)

Mouth = North (& South)

Shirt = Dicky (Dirt)

Suit = Whistle (& flute)

Pocket = Lucy (Locket) or Sky (Rocket)

Coat = Nanny (Goat) (same for the Tote)

Bed = Uncle (Ned)

Wife = Trouble ( & strife)

Bird = Richard (the third)










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« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2007, 02:27:58 AM »
Quote from: Bainn on June 01, 2007, 02:25:47 AM
Quote from: tikay on June 01, 2007, 02:23:49 AM
Quote from: portfolio on June 01, 2007, 01:58:58 AM
Quote from: Karabiner on May 31, 2007, 11:53:13 PM
FFS It's almond rocks mate, Tilbury Docks are Booders picks.




i thought almonds were shmocks??


then again,same difference in this scenario....

Socks = Almonds. (Rocks)

Towel - Baden (Powell)

Wash = Lemon (squash)

Face = Boat (Race)

Hair - Barnet (Fair)

Eyes = Mincers (Pies)

Mouth = North (& South)

Shirt = Dicky (Dirt)

Suit = Whistle (& flute)

Pocket = Lucy (Locket) or Sky (Rocket)

Coat = Nanny (Goat) (same for the Tote)

Bed = Uncle (Ned)

Wife = Trouble ( & strife)

Bird = Richard (the third)










Google is a late night poster's friend.

In this case, no, I grew up with those. Hundreds more, too.
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« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2007, 02:36:33 AM »
Quote from: tikay on June 01, 2007, 02:27:58 AM
Quote from: Bainn on June 01, 2007, 02:25:47 AM
Quote from: tikay on June 01, 2007, 02:23:49 AM
Quote from: portfolio on June 01, 2007, 01:58:58 AM
Quote from: Karabiner on May 31, 2007, 11:53:13 PM
FFS It's almond rocks mate, Tilbury Docks are Booders picks.




i thought almonds were shmocks??


then again,same difference in this scenario....

Socks = Almonds. (Rocks)

Towel - Baden (Powell)

Wash = Lemon (squash)

Face = Boat (Race)

Hair - Barnet (Fair)

Eyes = Mincers (Pies)

Mouth = North (& South)

Shirt = Dicky (Dirt)

Suit = Whistle (& flute)

Pocket = Lucy (Locket) or Sky (Rocket)

Coat = Nanny (Goat) (same for the Tote)

Bed = Uncle (Ned)

Wife = Trouble ( & strife)

Bird = Richard (the third)










Google is a late night poster's friend.

In this case, no, I grew up with those. Hundreds more, too.

Hundreds ?  Please share some quality gems.
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« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2007, 02:40:18 AM »
Mate .. China (plate)
Sister . Skin & blister
£10 ..  Cockle (hen)
£5 ..    Lady Godiva

like the old man says, there are millions, its an entire dialect.
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« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2007, 07:10:35 PM »
yep and i know them all lol

my favouite is backen! (back and front)  il leave you to use your imagination to wat it is !
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« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2007, 07:52:54 PM »
Leave the multi tasking to the women Kev, we are the BEST.........................................................
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« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2007, 08:10:50 PM »
Berk=(ahem) berkshire hunt
Cow's(calf)= hallf (half a quid)
Saucepan(lid)=quid
Treacle (tart)=sweetheart
Tom(foolery)=jewellery

There are a few unknowns as well, certainly to me, such as:

Kettle=watch (possibly kettle & hob=fob[just a guess])
Brass=tart
Groin=ring   
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« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2007, 02:17:14 AM »
Quote from: Karabiner on June 01, 2007, 08:10:50 PM
Berk=(ahem) berkshire hunt
Cow's(calf)= hallf (half a quid)
Saucepan(lid)=quid
Treacle (tart)=sweetheart
Tom(foolery)=jewellery

There are a few unknowns as well, certainly to me, such as:

Kettle=watch (possibly kettle & hob=fob[just a guess])
Brass=tart
Groin=ring   

The meanings varied fom town to town, to me, "saucepans" were kids, "saucepan lids".

Mate = china (plate). Usually "me old china".

Bird = Richard (The Third)

Arse = Bottle (& glass)

Feet = plates (of meat)

'Phone = Dog (& bone)

Road = Frog (& Toad)

Stairs =Apples (& pairs)

Towel = Baden (Powell)

Wash = Lemon (Squash)

Bed = Uncle (Ned)

Ten = Cock (& hen)

**** = Jodrell (Bank)

Tea = Rosy (Lee)

Suit = Whistle (& flute)

Shirt = Dicky (Dirt)

Dogs = Cherry (Hogs)

Butchers, & bookies, used also to do backwards speak - "neves" for 7, "rofe" for 4, interspersed with normal rhyming slang, & you needed your wits about you.
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« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2007, 03:21:21 PM »
what a mug( seat 5)
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