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http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=24908.new;boardseen#new


Form a team with your mates (min 3, max 5) on this thread and enter by posting your Team Details in this thread


Team Name:   
     
                       blonde Screen Name   Virgin Screen Name
Player 1     
Player 2     
Player 3     
Player 4     
Player 5     

the mods will be forming a team

I'm available for selection.

 I'm happy to join team Silo !!??

Nice one, Two down, at least one more to go :D

Should we have an official Teams Only thread for confirmed teams?

Happy to make up numbers for any team that needs a numpty. Pisssh online, but I can rail, including live events if required.

Geo

When some teams are formed I will start a confirmed teams thread


Mods have one team full, likely to have two teams

Competition is fierce...to avoid Ironside's team!

i have decided that i want a chance to win this thing so have pulled out of any mod team (would you really want any of them fish in your team)

so i have opened up team Ironsides Mugs for the board

the first 4 people to post "i am a mug, make me an ironside mug" will get into the winning team

I wont be playing in a "Mods" team either ... but I also WILL NOT BE ON ANY TEAM WITH IRONSIDE IN IT !!!


So PM me or post here if you wanna join the man with the lever ;)

is that the lever to allow your fish to swim back up stream

I am in the process of trying to put together a team from officepoker in Edinburgh together. We already have some members on Blonde but hopefully will be able to encourage a couple of others to join us.

In the meantime if Matty Milne and Colin MacInnes (and Terry too?) can drop me a PM please.

geo

Available for selection, can't guarantee I can play all the events but should be able to make a lot of them.

Any takers? 


Anyone?............anyone?....................anyone?

Welcome to "TEAM LEVER" Eck :)


Team Lever

Colchester Kev
Eck

Me and Ripple are still looking for some more people

Team Donkaments

player 1.............Dewi " i like wine " Cool
player 2.............Rick " the Claimer "
player 3..............Booder " the Colonel "
player 4..............Eric " the kid " Stoner
player 5.............to be confirmed

Silo and Ripple im in...awaiting confirmation.....








......

Welcome aboard Maldini :)

Team name: TBC

	Blonde	Virgin	Real/Forum Name
1	RichEO	RichE0	Rich
2	Shogun112	Shogun1122	Carl
3	duke9999	duke9999	Ger
4	xRedDogx	RED-DOG1	Tom
5	Nakor01	Nakor99	Nakor

I put it in a table, so you can quote and edit if you like it neat.

Hi Graham - I'm looking for a home....

Put me down for team Silo if there's room please.

Yes please guys (Sheriff and Moskvich)

Can you please pm me your blonde and virgin names and I'll post all the teams details

Team Silo is closed for recruitment :)

"Team Lever" is taking shape.

Colchester Kev
Eck
Rookie (Rodney)
In the Belly


ONE SPACE LEFT IN THE WINNING TEAM

I need to figure out if I have a Virgin account already or not.  I have distant memories of playing a freeroll there once.

It'll be this evening before I have a chance to investigate.

Ironside's Mugs is still looking for Mugs

are you Mug enough?

if you are please type "i am a mug, make me an ironside mug"

Ship It

Go on then.... only cos you need me though...

you are in matt :)

COMPLETE TEAM.


TEAM LEVER

Colchester Kev
Eck
Rookie
ITB
b4matt

FYP

Ty el-capitano- Skipper hat being ordered for you as we speak...

The kind of team only dreams are made of..

ok im up for a team aswell, any existing teams want me, pm me, otherwise i will join whoever.

Should be fun!

Who on earth in there right mind is going to pm you for there team???

Oh, hang on, there is Ironside i guess.

The winning team!

 ;popcorn;

I'd most definitely be up for this, if anyone wants an idiot donk who can't play two of the events on their team. Selling myself well?

Booder slide me into your team, if there's a place m8.

Any room for a nun ..

I'll have a go if possible...........

come on surely someone is mug enough

Am I mug enough

marureen you are if you want in just need to say so by typing

i am a mug, make me an ironside mug

i am a mug, make me an ironside mug

wohoooooooo

ironsides mugs has just imprive 375%

it now reads Ironside and the nun

Together Ironside we can take on the world..






Well the blonde forum..

Sell out :D

as long as my mugs do better than bB1 bB2 bB3 and bB4 i dont care

mind you it would be hard to do any worse dispite me winning all but one of my 5 matches

and not getting chance to play in bB3 due to my mugs getting beat 3-0 while i was still in the main event

the nun already has the t-shirt

I have pleasure in annoucing Team Silo (we will change the name as soon as we come up with a better one)

Team Silo

blonde Forum Name        blondePoker Name               VirginPoker Name

SiloGraham                       SiloGraham                            GC73

Ripple11                           ripple12                                 ripple11

Maldini32                          maldini111                             maldini333

Moskvich                          moskvich775                           Tyap-Lyap

Sheriff Fatman                  MrRiff                                    TheSheriff

I'm available - can play every tourney - got an APAT online silver medal and another FT - came 22nd in APAT Dublin - play like an absolute  ;flushy;

PM sent Booder.

why cant i quote properly!

Ah well i hope this hasnt ruined my chances of playing for the team!

I like the name liquor and poker (ps if i dont get to join u cant have my name!)

SS

PLEASE not that name. Thanks.

Tikay what is wrong with that name?  It is totally inocent!?  Won me a prize for the best pub quiz team name just last week!?

How many 'Quiz Team Aguileras' were there?

 rotflmfao I am so nicking that one!

Too many!  they didnt win the 5 free drinks tho!

I'm looking for a team to play in... anyone got a spare place??

 :hello:

Class

Madasahatstands Team

Madasahatstand
BradleyStrider
B/FcousinKev
Nezperce
vacancy


theres one space left if you fancy it big fella:)

wheres the last deadline to sign up to virgin?

probably will set it 24 hours before the date of the first comp, when we will issue passwords to all those who have provided Virgin poker usernames

our quiz team name at uni was 'a big hand for jeremy beadle',


we thought it was funny

We entered a National 5 a side league when we were 16 years old ... called ourselves "Bell End Inn" ... wasnt until we made the regional final that the Newspaper that was sponsoring the event twigged and made us change it ..... funny when you are 16 ;)

I had a Fantasy football team for several seasons called 'Do Girls Prefer Flowers To Seaman?'

Sadly, that time has now passed.

Ok just got back from climbing Snowdon for charity and seen this thread for thr first time.

Anyone willing to put up with me??  I'm due to hit form again soon.

 **************TEAM  DONKAMENTS******************


NAME                            VIRGIN                             BLONDE
                                    USERNAME                       USERNAME



Dewi                             Dewi_cool                        Dewicool1

Brendan                         ericstoner                        SirEstoner

Rick

Maria                                                                   Chili1

Dave                             booder8                           blonde boo

Can I wear my silver medal? Can I huh? Can I huh? Lemme lemme lemme please please please please!!!!!

Yes please Mad, that'll be great.... count me in please.

Glenn

Okay Thats the team complete. Welcome aboard Glenn :)


Madasahatstand
BradleyStrider
B/FcousinKev
Nezperce
BigFella

Look out, here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your credentials don't scare us. Although your snazy graphics and coloured text might. And that shark does have rather big teeth.

Show off!!!!!!!!

still need 3 more mugs

surely someone is mug enough

Thought this thread was just for confirmed teams but ...

I need 1 more player to make a team of 3, anyone else looking for a team?

If no takers i guess i will give up !!

mr ales if the 2 in your team want to join the mugs team then feel free

the compertition to be the best player in the mugs team is tough though

are the 2 of you mug enough to join maureen and I

You fancy another fish in your team?

just type the above quote so i am sure you know what your doing then your in

SIGH


"I am a mug, make me an ironside mug"

Whats the next stage of the ceremony? Suppose I have to come up to Scotland and kiss your wheels.

nope your in now

but atleast now there is no comeback saying i meant to join "Joe bloggs team" and me finding the mugs a man down

No ..you have to come to huddersfield and kiss my....


have to go ..Mr nuns coming..

was that me or brummie boy?

looking into price of flights as we speak but i cant seem to find huddersfield airport

You can all kiss my  ;bumwiggle;. Team NoNameYet is goin to win  ;whistle;

I have been trying to join a team, asking about however i have decided that i no longer want to be PMing people left right and centre with my begging bowl.  Therefore i am going to start my own team. 

Anybody that would like to be part of my wonderful team PM me with your CV and a covering letter.  I will reply to all applicants and will consider all levels of player.  I cant promise you fame, fortune, or beautiful women/men (if you prefer as women are allowed in this team!).  What i can promise you is a lifetime of happiness.  If this is the kind of thing you are looking for i look forward to hearing from your response. 

PS

the only requirement of my team is that you call me g'vner

No problem, let me know when the coast is clear, flat out I reckon I can get to Huddersfield in an hour...

available if there should be a team who want me

I take great pleasure in announcing Team Officepoker:

Geo
XXMairXX
McCol
Apocethary
Dougie Glynn

Full details will be passed once everyone fully signed up to both sites.

Geo.

Nice one Geo .... If any of your guys have any problems signing up to blonde, you know where to find me. feel free to pass on my msn addy should you need to.

Looking for a team, pref. a team full of northern miners? snips, soviet? all the boy band off on hols :(

As we are roughly the same size, ( and that XXXXXL Dewi has already gone) I'll team up with you snatiramas


As a born and raised in Newsome, what area are u Nunny

Outlane

Born n raised in Shropshire

I have a sister in law in Outlane, and spent all of my youth at Huddersfield New College................always bloody cold up there though

Thanks as always Kev,

a couple of additions to Blonde, one of which, apocethary is well known to a few in the Sky poker world. A fearless online player.....be warned all.

Geo

Outlane, happy memories Maureen! I had a girlfriend there once, buxom lass.

I did a lot of civil engineering work in that part of the world, & when heading North on the M1, I'd "cut across" from Denby Dale (J38 or J39) up through some beautifuly scenic wibbly wobbly roads, & emerge into Huddersfield, then up the hill to the M62. I originally thought "Outlane" was a route direction sign!

I did a job - an Underground Service Reservoir (underground, on top of a bleak moor, bizarre), for a an old-fashioned Builder from Cleckheaton - lovely Yorkshire ring to that, "Cleckheaton", also home to BBA, who used to make Feredo Brake & Clutch Linings. The Service Reservoir was in a remote hillside moor location, & impossible to find. It was in Slaithwaite, so I'd ask the way, & the locals would look at me like I was mad. "Slaithwaite, no such place!" So I'd show them the address on  piece of paper, & they'd say, "ahh me 'ol lad, thaa means Slawaa". And so I did - they pronounced it Slawaa. There was also nearby Linthwaite - "Linwaa" apparently!

I did another job on the old "A" road from Halifax across the Pennines - A58 I think - at a place by the somewhat unikely name of Blubberhouses. The Company was Blubberhouses Silica Sand Company. What?! Some lucky moor farmer found himself satting on the largest Silica sand deposits in the UK, they use it to make glass. So they spent £12 milion building this enormous quarrying facility to extract & process the silica sand. But they forgot 1 thing - adequate water supply, which proved impossible to organise. It's tough to get large quantities of water to the top of a hill......anyway, it never produced a grain of processed silica sand, & lay redundant the last I heard.

It's not too bad here now, although Town itself to me is becoming dirty. Some lovely countryside around me with far reaching views

Luvvly views

Are the Pennines still there?

Yes, they are enormous


Theres also the stanege tunnel that guides all the railway engines through the pennines

i am a mug, make me an ironside mug

welcome aboard that make the mugs 4 with 1 space left
come on join the winning team of mugs

Team Northern Boys

Forum Name       Virgin            Blonde 

Sovietsong         Wikiwiki         soviets0ng
Acidmouse         AcidMouse    Acidmouseuk
Jakally                Jakally             Jakally

Any other northern boys that love gravy want in give me a shout...even if your not a northern boy give me a shout as Jakally is from derbyshire...

I've always thought of Derbyshire as being north - s'pose it's all relative.

As a further qualification me dad's from near sunderland.
And if that's still not good enough, can I point out that I eat Yorkshire Pudding on a regular basis!!

Your plenty northern mate.  Its a state of mind!  I do need you to confirm that you dont drink shandy on a regular basis?

Of course not..................................spoils the taste of my Pimms............errrr...........I mean Mild!!

Another team signup

Me
KingPoker
Reenot

Happy to take another 1 or 2 if anyone still looking

Northern boys sounds good I'm from Liverpool :P. If u'll have me, any team though really, but my attendance won't be 100%...

Any team!?  Northern Boys require dedication, loyalty and you have to have spent at least 2 days down pit w't donkey.

You mean ..Pony.. they were Pit Ponies.

Is that a yes? :P

Just a joke, sorry for my inaccuracy

I PMed u just asking how many u will miss

if you are only going to miss one or two then count yourself in!

So you've not seen KingPoker play, I assume?

Anyone got room for a little un?

Liitle un..but ur a donkey..

War join our team...

Team Northern Boys newest member... WARDONKEY!

Forum Name       Virgin            Blonde 

Sovietsong         Wikiwiki         soviets0ng
Acidmouse         AcidMouse    Acidmouseuk
Jakally                Jakally             Jakally
Wardonkey        Wardonkey     Armasinus

Still one place up for grabs...for the last place we really do need a northern lad that would kill step over his own mother for a jug of gravy!

No they havent so shush!

Anyone need a welsh scouser in their team, I might miss 1 or 2, but otherwise pretty much available for them all..

Team officepoker

Name            Blonde         Virgin

George Dickson                  Geothesarge         Geosarge

Mary Martin                      xxMAIRxx         xxMAIRxx

Dougie Glynn                    Dougzinho         Dougzinho

Colin McInness                      Maccol2         Maccol

The lovely Terry                  Apothecary2         Apothcary


All looking forward to this very much and the best of luck to everyone taking part. Yet another great event, keep em coming Blondites.

Geo

p.s. how come this doesn't look right once I save it. it's all aligned at first??

Nakor 'The Great Unwashed' should be clean enough to play if anybody wants to dent their chances of wining by inviting me to join a team.

Great idea by the way.

It's not in a table. It's auklward to create your own table in the forum too, it doesn't use standard html tags. Quote someone who has done it, using their tags but replacing the text.

thanks Rich.

geo

Changing the font to Courier does the trick.

And once again many thanks Andrew.

Geo

Or you could do that...  ;nanana;

Spaces aren't for layout though ;goodvevil;

 **************TEAM  DONKAMENTS******************


NAME                            VIRGIN                             BLONDE
                                    USERNAME                       USERNAME



Dewi                             Dewi_cool                        Dewicool1

Brendan                         ericstoner                        SirEstoner

Flushy                                                                 JackxBauer

Maria                              Mariad                                 Chili1

Dave                             booder8                           blonde boo



with Brendan and myself rocking up allowing the 3 Lag's to bust your asses

Goooooooooooo  Team  Donkaments.............Blonde / Virgin winners 2007
Mariad

(http://www.wemodwiis.info/images/Kitchener.jpg)

We need a 5th player. All I ask is that you can play all the matches (or most!). No other requirements like calling yourslef a mug required.

EDIT: TEAM NOW FULL

Did you get Red-Dog's permission before you put him on your team poster?

He posed for the photo, so I assume that implies consent , officer  /:-|

I think I might like to play this now..... I can't make all the events, but will register for all of them.  If anyone will have me on that basis, let me know (I'm guessing I don't qualify for team northern boys on two counts, but I do like gravy).

Soviet is Northern Monkeys team manager I am sure he will let you in with the Donkey and Mouse :)

Unfortunatly team Northern Boys is now full!! 

Forum Name       Virgin            Blonde 

Sovietsong         Wikiwiki         soviets0ng
Acidmouse         AcidMouse    Acidmouseuk
Jakally                Jakally             Jakally
Wardonkey        Wardonkey     Armasinus
Tragic                Ambience       99Flake

Bring on first place!

There must be a mistake here. You've said your team is full, but I can only see a list of four players, followed by a description of the team.

ROFL

Very Good..lol

Unfortunately I have had no word from snatrimas, therefore anyone need a fish for their team?

U misunderstand tragic is a valued member of the blonde poker forum as well as an excellent poker player. 

HAhaha leave my name alone it will get old one day :P.

still room for a mug

Gosh, this team should win based on artwork alone.

Soviet you need to put our teams achievments on our teamsheet! I once beat my wife at peewee golf.

I am a mug make me an ironside mug

Welcome to blonde Hammerheid :)

Cheers M8, my wife xxMAIRxx and her cuz Geo play on blonde, thought Id come and join u all, look forward to playing with u all on Blonde, probably met a lot of u in Dublin.

Cheers


Stan

Welcome Stan,

Good to have you aboard. just too late to join the officepoker team though.

Good luck and have fun.

Geo

p.s. the blonde league event tonight will give you an idea of all the fish that are here.......and the banter to be had. See the main thread for details.

:hello: Hammerheid and welcome to Blonde.

Our deepest sympathies for being related to Geo... ;D

Foggy a thousand apologies.........I missed your first post. Unfortunately I have to withdraw from the competition as it would take too much time and commitment and I would not want to let you or a prospective team down.

you are the 5th mug

ironsides mugs are

Ironside lead mug
The Nun relgious Mug
brummieboy reluctnat mug
papahet bluffing into ironside aces mug
hammerheid kilted mug

guys if you quote this post adding your blonde and virgin names we will get this show on the road

*looks up*

Anyone want me in their team?

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Virgin ID: Hammerheed

Blonde ID: Hammerheid


Cheers for the warm welcome all, gr8 to be here.  Thanks again Ironside lookin forward to the Team Challenge

dont waste your time Ironside,
Ladies and Gentlemen , i give you the winning team......

NAME                            VIRGIN                             BLONDE
                                    USERNAME                       USERNAME



Dewi                             Dewi_cool                        Dewicool1

Brendan                         ericstoner                        SirEstoner

Flushy                         Super Nit                                JackxBauer

Maria                              Mariad                                 Chili1

Dave                             booder8                           blonde boo

I assume the only reason Kev han't put our team sheet up yet is the graphics are being designed by some world renowned artist.... or have you subbed it to Sofa King,,,,,,,,...,.,.,,..,..,.

Team repeated with user names, plus 1 addition.
                               Virgin                       Blonde
Me                          Harbringer                 MrHarryBoy
KingPoker                DaSurgeon                kingpoker01
Reenot                    reenot                     69reenot
AndrewT                 Creme_egg               AtheistMessiah

Still room for 1 more if anyone is stuck for a team.......

The northern boys dont need to mess about with fancy art work, we will let our poker do the talking...

on second thought maybe we should sort out some artwork...

if ive ever seen a team aptly named this is it!   rotflmfao

No need for fancy artwork, no need for boasting, no need for trying to needle opposing teams, no need for any of that stuff.














WHY ?






















COS WE ARE GONNA KICK SOME @RSE AND TAKE THIS BAD BOY DOWN !!!!

11 teams so far


All those who have not provided Virgin/blonde card-room usernames please do so on this thread asap


I reckon with a few stragglers like Andrew T and Nakor there's another team or two out there....

Anyone have a space in their team!! PM me please..
ta

I have actually already been claimed.

As you can imagine, I was inundated with offer, and, after careful consideration, I accepted it.

If any teams are looking for members I am available(orderly queue now ladies and gents) ;), but can't play some of the events.

Going to re download virgin tonight some time ..schedual really hectic at the mo. Then will post as soon i recall my details..

i had to do that myself to find out what my name was

the good news was i found $9 in my account that i didnt know i had

but i decided i better put in some more to cover me for the next 4 months

I am also already claimed I believe.

I assume the artwork is being worked on :)

Not played for 36 days . . . can't wait.

Evening blondites,

Well, got to be honest, i reckon 3 is enough on our team to win this from the teamlists and stunningly beautiful graphics i've seen so far...(if ye met that shark when you were out having a wee surf ye wouldnie exactly fill yer wetsuit wid ye?) , but if there any straggling nemo's out there who fancy playing for us, give me a shout and the first 2 to volunteer will be unlucky enough to get in.

Team Name:   Whackers of the Bush (since i'm posting, i'm taking advantage and naming the team...)
     
                       blonde Screen Name   Virgin Screen Name
Player 1            Dukes666                  Dukes666
Player 2            PoorEdward               PoorEdward
Player 3            Scott Boyd                Scott Boyd

Scott hasn't registered with the sites yet so i'll post his name as soon as we know it...and none of you will forget it, the lad's lethal...you were warned....

Dukes.

can someone point me in the direction virgin link?

http://travis.bosscasinos.com/re.asp?name=POK&camp=bp2007&go=http://www.virginpoker.com



 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao   ;hide; ;hide; ;hide;

....apart fae you ecclescake, you're not getting in now...stop sending me begging emails on the fly...

LOL why would Eck want vimto when he can have Buckfast ??

He is already happily involved in the winning team.

Oh Dear ..well it was not that hard really ...The_Nun... ;ashamed;

Quite happy with my team of fish world beaters tvm  ;D

See you at the tables we'll be the one's wi yer chips!!!!  ;goodvevil;

Okay here is the winning team. Ill be back with the name later once we agree...................

Blonde forum name      Blonde user name      Virgin user name

madasahatstand (captain)   madasahat         madasahats

Bigfella         Bigfella42         Bigfella42   

Nezperce         nezperce         guzzamo

Brad.strider         oscaracosta67      b.strider

B/FsCousinKev      uptherazz         meat1

AHHHH Now we know who oscaracosta is :-)

in the belly

blonde = blondebelly
Virgin  =  turnyitb

Rookie

blonde = RookITB
Virgin   = R88KLE

Eck

blonde = JimmyEck
Virgin  =  Eck-68

B4Matt

blonde = 2B4MATT
Virgin   = OAKBLACK

Colchester Kev

blonde = kevcolch
Virgin   = Colchkev1

Team photos

Thanks for all the usernames, all outstanding to me before the first comp please


Passowrds will be PMed to captains on Monday to give out to teams, and not to go on forum please

 "blonde virgins wanted" ??

Can I suggest we have 1 single thread with JUST the teams so that we can reference that while playing?

Cheers

Carl..

Yes I will put that up Monday

Hoping for a couple more teams over the weekend, we have 12 so far and over 50 players

There must be someone out there looking for an extra member in their team, feel like Billy no mates here. !!!

Come into the LOL MOdaments team with Robert, Ginger and I Jizzemm

just give me blonde and virgin usernames please

Superb, found some friends   ;applause;

Username for both is   jizzemm...

Ill prop the team up for u, never know might fish some very valuable points...

Ok done

We'll be propping up you..I mean Robert HM and me???

Excuse me!!!

I will be there near the top of page headed, League Standings. However if you turn the page up the correct way I will blush.

I will probably be happy if u turn the page round then I might be top if the current league standings are to go by anything..

At least 4 in a team will give us a better chance.

We have 5, so they can carry us two.

Less pressure then, 4 people to carry me unless I can fish a good win, being bottom of the current league is not good, so lots of mtt's over the weekend as practice. Saying that it would be good to see on the league a list of people who have played and not got a point..

I have to say im fair looking forward to this, especially the opportunity to kick my own husband's rear end into next week :)

Looking forward to Tuesday and playing with you all.



Mary
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Evening all,
Been out trying to play poker so if jizzemms still looking for a team packed full of talent to jump on their coattails yer more than welcome to join the whackers of the bush, the inevitable winners...

Thanks for the offer Dukes...

I have been snapped up by TighEnd, they really needed a wildcard fish in their team just to prop them up. Again thanks for the offer.. If ur still looking try TheChipPrince, he has not joined a team as he cant commit to all the games, but u could give him a try..

We now have the name of the team . The Shortbread Dookers  (dont ask)



Blonde forum name      Blonde user name      Virgin user name

madasahatstand (captain)   madasahat         madasahats

Bigfella         Bigfella42         Bigfella42   

Nezperce         nezperce         guzzamo

Brad.strider         oscaracosta67      b.strider

B/FsCousinKev      uptherazz         meat1

Just to update I'm in Whackers O' the Bush - poker name Eandaen on both clients (down as Scott Boyd already).

Cheers
Scott

just had a pm asking for the password tonight from acidmouse as he cant get on Blonde. can anyone help?

i will send him a pm on THM ed

cheers.

Can someone send me the password please?

sent

Thanks Ginger  :-*

I notice our illustrious captain has registered but not sent out the password  ;nemesis;

No pw here either

sent to the nun

AND I AM ACTUALLY IN TONIGHT !!!

So yer all in trouble !!!