Title: porn star names Post by: Apothecary on June 25, 2007, 01:03:09 PM have just been talking to someone on the phone whos advised me how too make a name for yourself if u want to be a porn star.. so here goes
take the name of your first ever pet then take your mothers maiden name(this can be any surname for security reasons) add them together... Colin's (maccol) is FLUFFY McNAUGHT I'm thinking our honeymoon will be fun lol... Terry. Title: Re: porn star names Post by: Colchester Kev on June 25, 2007, 01:04:25 PM http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=2313.0
Title: Re: porn star names Post by: matt674 on June 25, 2007, 01:05:38 PM http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=2313.0 its amazing how Kev can remember every single thread ever posted on blonde - provided it has the word "porn" somewhere in the title!! :D Title: Re: porn star names Post by: Colchester Kev on June 25, 2007, 01:06:51 PM http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=2313.0 its amazing how Kev can remember every single thread ever posted on blonde - provided it has the word "porn" somewhere in the title!! :D What can i say, its just a gift ;) Title: Re: porn star names Post by: Sheriff Fatman on June 25, 2007, 01:10:05 PM Be careful with stuff like this too.
If you were, say, an identity thief trying to figure out how to access information which people need for bank accounts and the like then this would be a perfect way to go about getting hold of it. Title: Re: porn star names Post by: Dewi_cool on June 25, 2007, 01:12:38 PM I thought that too Sherriff, especially if your dog or cat had a bank account
Title: Re: porn star names Post by: littlemissC on June 25, 2007, 01:14:06 PM mine would be Porcha Hazzledine.
Title: Re: porn star names Post by: Apothecary on June 25, 2007, 01:19:56 PM forgot to put my own in and as I don't give out my mothers maiden name all i can say is my first pet was a dog called TRAMP
LOL ANY SUUGESTIONS FOR A SURNAME? Title: Re: porn star names Post by: Geo the Sarge on June 25, 2007, 01:40:24 PM Terry,
Heard a rumour that you are a decendant of Joan of arc the maid of Orleans. Would that then be TRAMPORLEANS what a honeymoon that's gonna be!! geo Title: Re: porn star names Post by: AdamM on June 25, 2007, 01:45:58 PM pornstar surname is your street name rather than mothers maiden name which, after all, is just a regular surname
That sadly make me Fluffy Stamford ;ashamed; Title: Re: porn star names Post by: Apothecary on June 25, 2007, 01:48:08 PM hi george,
i'll get colin to pm u about that....shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. lol terry Title: Re: porn star names Post by: matt674 on June 25, 2007, 01:57:47 PM hmmmm, my current surname is the same as my mothers maiden name after they got divorced.
My first pet cat was called Richard (quite imaginative for a 2 year old) and he was a little overweight (see pic attached) So that makes my porn name: Big Dick Doyle Uncannily accurate...... ;whistle; Title: Re: porn star names Post by: crapper on June 25, 2007, 01:59:47 PM Mine would be Beelzebub Sparrow !
Devil of a name, that !! Ian. Title: Re: porn star names Post by: danafish on June 25, 2007, 02:02:06 PM First pet/ mothers's maiden name would make Jen PUSSY FOX.
Ahhh ha ha ha, it's funny cause it's true. Title: Re: porn star names Post by: littlemissC on June 25, 2007, 02:02:07 PM pornstar surname is your street name rather than mothers maiden name which, after all, is just a regular surname if i do it that way im Porcha HexhamThat sadly make me Fluffy Stamford ;ashamed; Title: Re: porn star names Post by: matt674 on June 25, 2007, 02:06:29 PM mine would be Porcha Hazzledine. Well hello Porcha......;) would you like to stroke my big erm ahem Richard? (i'll never make it in the world of human adult entertainment!!) Title: Re: porn star names Post by: Geo the Sarge on June 25, 2007, 02:13:55 PM mine would be Porcha Hazzledine. Well hello Porcha......;) would you like to stroke my big erm ahem Richard? (i'll never make it in the world of human adult entertainment!!) A porn star with a huge Pussy, well I never................ Geo Title: Re: porn star names Post by: TheChipPrince on June 25, 2007, 02:33:53 PM GIZMO GAINER - A ferret! Title: Re: porn star names Post by: CrestOfaWave on June 25, 2007, 02:39:55 PM I thought that too Sherriff, especially if your dog or cat had a bank account ROFLMAO Title: Re: porn star names Post by: OatFedGoat on June 25, 2007, 03:08:09 PM Speedy Rawlins
....... Doesnt bode well for me making any epics. I guess my porn career is destined to be in short films only. Title: Re: porn star names Post by: fearisthekey on June 25, 2007, 03:11:15 PM I thought that too Sherriff, especially if your dog or cat had a bank account rotflmfao :)upTitle: Re: porn star names Post by: matt674 on June 25, 2007, 03:43:44 PM Sherriff does have a point though - you ring the majority of call centre banks and their main two "security" questions are....
1) What was your mothers maiden name 2) What was the name of your first pet. Bingo - having got your account details from the dodgy Indian call centre (£10 for 200 names and account numbers) of "Read em and weep's Poker Portal" I've now just syphoned off £1900 from your bank account :)up Title: Re: porn star names Post by: hector62 on June 26, 2007, 12:41:47 AM Mine would be dull - Goldie Bullman, but my brother in laws is " Blackie Cock"
Title: Re: porn star names Post by: Ismene on June 26, 2007, 12:54:51 AM Using the street - I am Dusty Ryder - read it and weep Winona
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