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« on: June 25, 2007, 01:03:09 PM » |
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have just been talking to someone on the phone whos advised me how too make a name for yourself if u want to be a porn star.. so here goes
take the name of your first ever pet
then take your mothers maiden name(this can be any surname for security reasons)
add them together...
Colin's (maccol) is FLUFFY McNAUGHT
I'm thinking our honeymoon will be fun lol...
Terry.
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2007, 01:05:38 PM » |
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its amazing how Kev can remember every single thread ever posted on blonde - provided it has the word "porn" somewhere in the title!!  |
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Colchester Kev
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2007, 01:06:51 PM » |
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its amazing how Kev can remember every single thread ever posted on blonde - provided it has the word "porn" somewhere in the title!! What can i say, its just a gift  |
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Sheriff Fatman
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2007, 01:10:05 PM » |
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Be careful with stuff like this too.
If you were, say, an identity thief trying to figure out how to access information which people need for bank accounts and the like then this would be a perfect way to go about getting hold of it.
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2007, 01:12:38 PM » |
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I thought that too Sherriff, especially if your dog or cat had a bank account
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2007, 01:14:06 PM » |
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mine would be Porcha Hazzledine.
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2007, 01:19:56 PM » |
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forgot to put my own in and as I don't give out my mothers maiden name all i can say is my first pet was a dog called TRAMP
LOL ANY SUUGESTIONS FOR A SURNAME?
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2007, 01:40:24 PM » |
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Terry,
Heard a rumour that you are a decendant of Joan of arc the maid of Orleans.
Would that then be TRAMPORLEANS
what a honeymoon that's gonna be!!
geo
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2007, 01:45:58 PM » |
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pornstar surname is your street name rather than mothers maiden name which, after all, is just a regular surname That sadly make me Fluffy Stamford  |
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Apothecary
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2007, 01:48:08 PM » |
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hi george,
i'll get colin to pm u about that....shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
lol
terry
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2007, 01:57:47 PM » |
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hmmmm, my current surname is the same as my mothers maiden name after they got divorced. My first pet cat was called Richard (quite imaginative for a 2 year old) and he was a little overweight (see pic attached) So that makes my porn name: Big Dick Doyle Uncannily accurate......  |
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2007, 01:59:47 PM » |
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Mine would be Beelzebub Sparrow !
Devil of a name, that !!
Ian.
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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2007, 02:02:06 PM » |
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First pet/ mothers's maiden name would make Jen PUSSY FOX.
Ahhh ha ha ha, it's funny cause it's true.
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2007, 02:02:07 PM » |
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pornstar surname is your street name rather than mothers maiden name which, after all, is just a regular surname That sadly make me Fluffy Stamford if i do it that way im Porcha Hexham |
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