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Title: "All the talents" Post by: TightEnd on June 27, 2007, 11:28:13 PM Our new Prime Minister wants to build a government of "all the talents"
interestingly, he did not specify whether jugglers, chip tricksters and poker players are covered in all the talents, but lets assume so What three particular talents would you bring to the Cabinet table to help run the country? Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: Stone on June 27, 2007, 11:37:58 PM Cabinet Secretary - Alex Ferguson - To whip all those ministers into shape
Chancellor of the Exchequer - George Soros to make us a few bob Home Secretary - Arnie Swarchenegger to lead our counter terror initiatives (hang on he was in downing street yesterday - interesting?) Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: tonypoker on June 27, 2007, 11:53:39 PM Tony G
(http://www.pokernews.com/files_en/cnt/416f9689442ab.jpg) If the missile defence shield fails, we can always set Tony on the crazy Russians. Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: spruce goose on June 28, 2007, 12:55:03 AM in the last few days of been accused of
1-hypocrisy 2-i dont listen to others diffreing opinions 3-when im obviously in the wrong i practise denial just waiting for gordons call Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: bolt pp on June 28, 2007, 03:01:26 AM these are the three areas of government in which i feel qualified to expound upon, not just on a theoretical level, but also specific to pragmatic implementation, and would substantiate my being a fine and pre eminent leader of this wonderful nation.
1)The criminal justice system: My concern is that is that society is paying for erroneous foreign policy and seeing a fatuous sociolist redression that sees a domestic leniency towards criminality as an attempt to occlude from the public this governments abandonment of its inherent ideology. plus, check this yeah, ive got 8 ASBOs and was in the paper for having a record, and me and my pal once went on a rampage of violence beating up old people, kittens, puppy dogs and school kids and we only got 6 years in prison each. 2)homelessness: I'm homeless and need somewhere to stay so if i got the job i'd get a new gaff, sweet, bit hot though really cos theres always old bill hanging about outside. 3)tuition fees: An eminently contentious issue some years ago and one that showed this government was willing to support statutes that belies it's predefined political agenda. being as prominent an issue as this is i would have to investigate alternatives with assiduous resolution, i would consider the following: point 1: all students are lazy dossers that smell and look like tramps, which really dont do them no favours. point 2: same as point 1, i just cant over emphasise it enough point 3: as above point 4: and again Ive concluded from this that that the preponderance of the student population are scummers, I'll double the fees again an make them bastards sweat Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: tikay on June 28, 2007, 03:10:04 AM these are the three areas of government in which i feel qualified to expound upon, not just on a theoretical level, but also specific to pragmatic implementation, and would substantiate my being a fine and pre eminent leader of this wonderful nation. 1)The criminal justice system: My concern is that is that society is paying for erroneous foreign policy and seeing a fatuous sociolist redression that sees a domestic leniency towards criminality as an attempt to occlude from the public this governments abandonment of its inherent ideology. plus, check this yeah, ive got 8 ASBOs and was in the paper for having a record, and me and my pal once went on a rampage of violence beating up old people, kittens, puppy dogs and school kids and we only got 6 years in prison each. 2)homelessness: I'm homeless and need somewhere to stay so if i got the job i'd get a new gaff, sweet, bit hot though really cos theres always old bill hanging about outside. 3)tuition fees: An eminently contentious issue some years ago and one that showed this government was willing to support statutes that belies it's predefined political agenda. being as prominent an issue as this is i would have to investigate alternatives with assiduous resolution, i would consider the following: point 1: all students are lazy dossers that smell and look like tramps, which really dont do them no favours. point 2: same as point 1, i just cant over emphasise it enough point 3: as above point 4: and again Ive concluded from this that that the preponderance of the student population are scummers, I'll double the fees again an make them bastards sweat Send for the ASBO Analyzer please. Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: TightEnd on June 28, 2007, 03:11:44 AM ASBO Analyser
"He's stoned" Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: bolt pp on June 28, 2007, 03:13:12 AM Everything i said there is the truth except for the made up stuff
This is my manifesto for a new Britain, i'm trying to make the country a better place, can you take it seriously please. Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: TightEnd on June 28, 2007, 03:17:04 AM Everything i said there is the truth except for the made up stuff which dont count This is my manifesto for a new Britain, i'm trying to make the country a better place, can you take it seriously please. pass the Snakebite, mate Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: tikay on June 28, 2007, 03:17:11 AM Everything i said there is the truth except for the made up stuff which dont count This is my manifesto for a new Britain, i'm trying to make the country a better place, can you take it seriously please. "New bolt". Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: bolt pp on June 28, 2007, 03:23:23 AM Everything i said there is the truth except for the made up stuff which dont count This is my manifesto for a new Britain, i'm trying to make the country a better place, can you take it seriously please. "New bolt". Does Boltism sound too much like botulism cos i'm still undecided what to call my movement Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: tikay on June 28, 2007, 03:24:54 AM Everything i said there is the truth except for the made up stuff which dont count This is my manifesto for a new Britain, i'm trying to make the country a better place, can you take it seriously please. "New bolt". Does Boltism sound too much like botulism cos i'm still undecided what to call my movement It will be elocution, elocution, elocution. Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: RED-DOG on June 28, 2007, 03:29:40 AM Everything i said there is the truth except for the made up stuff which dont count This is my manifesto for a new Britain, i'm trying to make the country a better place, can you take it seriously please. "New bolt". Does Boltism sound too much like botulism cos i'm still undecided what to call my movement You could call it something similar to the movement I had earlier today. Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: bolt pp on June 28, 2007, 03:30:04 AM Everything i said there is the truth except for the made up stuff which dont count This is my manifesto for a new Britain, i'm trying to make the country a better place, can you take it seriously please. "New bolt". Does Boltism sound too much like botulism cos i'm still undecided what to call my movement It will be elocution, elocution, elocution. Ahhh, we might struggle then, the party will be comprised of mainly working class people. I dont want my door to door canvassers opening with "can i interest you in botulism". Title: Re: "All the talents" Post by: MKKfish on June 28, 2007, 07:06:00 PM Simple really..."VOTE FOR BOLTS - THE OPPOSITION ARE NUTS"....tadaa
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