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Title: aren't kids charming? Post by: Claw75 on August 11, 2007, 01:18:37 AM Putting my daughter to bed tonight, I lay down next to her and shut my eyes while she was settling. I then heard her start talking to herself "there's one, and another one, and another one, and another one .....". Without opening my eyes, I asked her what she was doing "counting your spots mummy". What a sweetheart!
Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: M3boy on August 11, 2007, 01:29:17 AM rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao
Reminds me of when Harry was around 3 and we went into the bank. He saw one of the Mortgage Brokers sit down at a computer terminal with a client and said "Look daddy, they're playing poker!!" Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: Claw75 on August 11, 2007, 01:31:32 AM rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Reminds me of when Harry was around 3 and we went into the bank. He saw one of the Mortgage Brokers sit down at a computer terminal with a client and said "Look daddy, they're playing poker!!" ;ashamed; Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: charmaine on August 11, 2007, 01:36:18 AM If katie see's me naked i always get " mummys got a fat bum " nice one katie !! ;bumwiggle;
Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: jizzemm on August 11, 2007, 01:53:25 AM Kids always tell the truth :redcard: for me..
Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: charmaine on August 11, 2007, 01:56:16 AM Kids always tell the truth :redcard: for me.. Agreed :'( back to the gym next week lol Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: jizzemm on August 11, 2007, 02:01:06 AM Oh god dont talk to me about the gym.. ;frustrated;
Its the worst £30 per month I spend, but i refuse to cancell it, like a punishment for myself, use it or lose it.. sort of works. Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: snoopy1239 on August 11, 2007, 02:10:44 AM If katie see's me naked i always get " mummys got a fat bum " nice one katie !! ;bumwiggle; If Dana sees me naked I always get laughter. If I see Dana naked, it's Christmas Day. Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: M3boy on August 11, 2007, 02:11:12 AM Oh god dont talk to me about the gym.. ;frustrated; Its the worst £30 per month I spend, but i refuse to cancell it, like a punishment for myself, use it or lose it.. sort of works. PLEASE dont mention the monthly subscription ;ashamed; Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: suzanne on August 11, 2007, 02:59:20 AM My daughter slept over at my sisters recently and the kids were arguing as soon as they opened their eyes.
My sis warned them to pack it in from the comfort of her bed but they took no notice. The fighting got worse and she jumped out of bed in her tankini PJs to go tell them off. My sis is a little on the large size and my daughter aparently had a look of horror on her face and said "YEEEEEWWWWWOOOOOOO" ;ashamed; Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: lucky_scrote on August 11, 2007, 03:02:01 AM Oh god dont talk to me about the gym.. ;frustrated; Its the worst £30 per month I spend, but i refuse to cancell it, like a punishment for myself, use it or lose it.. sort of works. lolllllllllllllllll I keep saying i will join the gym but i know i will just think the exact same as you. I will choose to "lose" it Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: AdamG on August 11, 2007, 03:03:55 AM Putting my daughter to bed tonight, I lay down next to her and shut my eyes while she was settling. I then heard her start talking to herself "there's one, and another one, and another one, and another one .....". Without opening my eyes, I asked her what she was doing "counting your spots mummy". What a sweetheart! THATL TEACH U LMFAO Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: littlemissC on August 11, 2007, 09:55:11 AM my daughter likes to watch me get ready when i go out,if i get her seal of approvement then i must look o.k.i know when she doesnt like what im wearing as she will just say"mummy that looks horrible",charming..
all ive been getting last few days from her is shhhhhhhuuuuuutttttttttt uuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppp in a very slow voice,for some reason she finds it funny? Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: Jim-D on August 11, 2007, 09:56:32 AM ;D
Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: TightEnd on August 11, 2007, 11:44:02 AM I see my kids for the first time in three weeks tonight, they've been on holiday. Christ it has been a long three weeks.
Last time I saw my middle son, now 10, he took me to one side "Dad?" "Yes Ryan?" "Is it normal for me to wake up every morning with a boner?" Cue one slow conversation about sex education!! Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: kinboshi on August 11, 2007, 01:05:50 PM What did you learn?
:dontask: Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: boldie on August 11, 2007, 01:15:42 PM Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: celtic on August 11, 2007, 02:11:05 PM what did u tell him richard?
i'd like to know as i'm 34 and still have that problem!! apparently it stops when u r 40!!! is that true too richard? go on u can be honest, i wont tell a soul :dontask: Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: londonpokergirl on August 11, 2007, 02:27:28 PM I see my kids for the first time in three weeks tonight, they've been on holiday. Christ it has been a long three weeks. Last time I saw my middle son, now 10, he took me to one side "Dad?" "Yes Ryan?" "Is it normal for me to wake up every morning with a boner?" Cue one slow conversation about sex education!! pmsl all i'm getting at the moment is Declan saying Why, repeat 50times lol Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: M3boy on August 11, 2007, 04:30:07 PM I see my kids for the first time in three weeks tonight, they've been on holiday. Christ it has been a long three weeks. Last time I saw my middle son, now 10, he took me to one side "Dad?" "Yes Ryan?" "Is it normal for me to wake up every morning with a boner?" Cue one slow conversation about sex education!! Harry (who is now 5) likes to play with his as it gets bigger "I want my willie to be big all the time daddy" OMG! Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: ifm on August 11, 2007, 04:42:22 PM My daughter was meeting her grandad for the first time a couple of years ago, she asked me what she should call him and i said "grandad or Frank, it's up to you".
So she sees him for the first time ever (she was 5 i think) and shouts "HELLO W**kY FRANKY!!!". Golden, i still call him that to this day.... Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: Claw75 on August 11, 2007, 06:51:31 PM things are not improving today. This afternoon, Hannah made up a song about me:
"mummy has a big bum, she can do big poos, her tummy is so wobbly, it's like a huge jelly' Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: redimp on August 12, 2007, 12:09:51 AM Jazz age 3...
Out with my parents.. Grandma why wont them dukkies (ducks) come to me? they keep running away!! Can you tell them,that Iam the kindest nice'st little girl in my class,ask anyone at school,even the teacher!! If you can't talk to the dukkies can you ask Grandad to do it, cos he's clever,they will listen to him!! Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: Jim-D on August 12, 2007, 02:58:36 AM This thread is making me so broody ;boltpp;
Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: M3boy on August 12, 2007, 05:47:36 AM This thread is making me so broody ;boltpp; Just come and babysit for us for a weekend, it will soon put you off!! LOL Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: babymonkeyboy on August 12, 2007, 08:57:51 AM yes
Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: brummieboy on August 12, 2007, 11:00:20 AM I see my kids for the first time in three weeks tonight, they've been on holiday. Christ it has been a long three weeks. Last time I saw my middle son, now 10, he took me to one side "Dad?" "Yes Ryan?" "Is it normal for me to wake up every morning with a boner?" Cue one slow conversation about sex education!! You should tell him it's to stop him rolling over and falling out of bed. Girls are less important so don't need one. ;D Title: Re: aren't kids charming? Post by: brummieboy on August 12, 2007, 11:02:06 AM My daughter was meeting her grandad for the first time a couple of years ago, she asked me what she should call him and i said "grandad or Frank, it's up to you". So she sees him for the first time ever (she was 5 i think) and shouts "HELLO W**kY FRANKY!!!". Golden, i still call him that to this day.... rotflmfao What was he's response, bet he's face was a picture. |