poker news
blondepedia
card room
tournament schedule
uk results
galleries
Welcome,
Guest
. Please
login
or
register
.
July 23, 2025, 08:43:49 PM
1 Hour
1 Day
1 Week
1 Month
Forever
Login with username, password and session length
Search:
Advanced search
Order through Amazon and help blonde Poker
2262397
Posts in
66606
Topics by
16991
Members
Latest Member:
nolankerwin
blonde poker forum
Poker Forums
The Rail
aren't kids charming?
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
« previous
next »
Pages:
1
[
2
]
Author
Topic: aren't kids charming? (Read 3346 times)
kinboshi
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
Administrator
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 44239
We go again.
Re: aren't kids charming?
«
Reply #15 on:
August 11, 2007, 01:05:50 PM »
What did you learn?
Logged
'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
boldie
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 22392
Don't make me mad
Re: aren't kids charming?
«
Reply #16 on:
August 11, 2007, 01:15:42 PM »
Quote from: kinboshi on August 11, 2007, 01:05:50 PM
What did you learn?
lol
Logged
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
celtic
Global Moderator
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 19178
Re: aren't kids charming?
«
Reply #17 on:
August 11, 2007, 02:11:05 PM »
what did u tell him richard?
i'd like to know as i'm 34 and still have that problem!!
apparently it stops when u r 40!!! is that true too richard? go on u can be honest, i wont tell a soul
Logged
Keefy is back
But for how long?
londonpokergirl
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 2421
Team Busty Gang Capt winners BB1 & BB2
Re: aren't kids charming?
«
Reply #18 on:
August 11, 2007, 02:27:28 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on August 11, 2007, 11:44:02 AM
I see my kids for the first time in three weeks tonight, they've been on holiday. Christ it has been a long three weeks.
Last time I saw my middle son, now 10, he took me to one side
"Dad?"
"Yes Ryan?"
"Is it normal for me to wake up every morning with a boner?"
Cue one slow conversation about sex education!!
pmsl
all i'm getting at the moment is Declan saying Why, repeat 50times lol
Logged
Cardroom Supervisor at Gala Casino Leeds
Ex- Editor of PokerNews UK/Ireland Magazine
M3boy
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 5785
Re: aren't kids charming?
«
Reply #19 on:
August 11, 2007, 04:30:07 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on August 11, 2007, 11:44:02 AM
I see my kids for the first time in three weeks tonight, they've been on holiday. Christ it has been a long three weeks.
Last time I saw my middle son, now 10, he took me to one side
"Dad?"
"Yes Ryan?"
"Is it normal for me to wake up every morning with a boner?"
Cue one slow conversation about sex education!!
Harry (who is now 5) likes to play with his as it gets bigger
"I want my willie to be big all the time daddy"
OMG!
Logged
ifm
If you're not part of the solution, you're a solid or a gas. Jimmy Carr
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 9259
Re: aren't kids charming?
«
Reply #20 on:
August 11, 2007, 04:42:22 PM »
My daughter was meeting her grandad for the first time a couple of years ago, she asked me what she should call him and i said "grandad or Frank, it's up to you".
So she sees him for the first time ever (she was 5 i think) and shouts "HELLO W**kY FRANKY!!!".
Golden, i still call him that to this day....
Logged
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
Claw75
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 28410
Re: aren't kids charming?
«
Reply #21 on:
August 11, 2007, 06:51:31 PM »
things are not improving today. This afternoon, Hannah made up a song about me:
"mummy has a big bum, she can do big poos, her tummy is so wobbly, it's like a huge jelly'
Logged
"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
redimp
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 1291
Re: aren't kids charming?
«
Reply #22 on:
August 12, 2007, 12:09:51 AM »
Jazz age 3...
Out with my parents..
Grandma why wont them dukkies (ducks) come to me? they keep running away!!
Can you tell them,that Iam the kindest nice'st little girl in my class,ask anyone at school,even the teacher!!
If you can't talk to the dukkies can you ask Grandad to do it, cos he's clever,they will listen to him!!
Logged
Jim-D
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 4139
Re: aren't kids charming?
«
Reply #23 on:
August 12, 2007, 02:58:36 AM »
This thread is making me so broody
Logged
M3boy
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 5785
Re: aren't kids charming?
«
Reply #24 on:
August 12, 2007, 05:47:36 AM »
Quote from: Jim-D on August 12, 2007, 02:58:36 AM
This thread is making me so broody
Just come and babysit for us for a weekend, it will soon put you off!!
LOL
Logged
babymonkeyboy
Jr. Member
Offline
Posts: 64
I love my wheels :)
Re: aren't kids charming?
«
Reply #25 on:
August 12, 2007, 08:57:51 AM »
yes
Logged
brummieboy
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 2072
Re: aren't kids charming?
«
Reply #26 on:
August 12, 2007, 11:00:20 AM »
Quote from: TightEnd on August 11, 2007, 11:44:02 AM
I see my kids for the first time in three weeks tonight, they've been on holiday. Christ it has been a long three weeks.
Last time I saw my middle son, now 10, he took me to one side
"Dad?"
"Yes Ryan?"
"Is it normal for me to wake up every morning with a boner?"
Cue one slow conversation about sex education!!
You should tell him it's to stop him rolling over and falling out of bed.
Girls are less important so don't need one.
Logged
brummieboy
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 2072
Re: aren't kids charming?
«
Reply #27 on:
August 12, 2007, 11:02:06 AM »
Quote from: ifm on August 11, 2007, 04:42:22 PM
My daughter was meeting her grandad for the first time a couple of years ago, she asked me what she should call him and i said "grandad or Frank, it's up to you".
So she sees him for the first time ever (she was 5 i think) and shouts "HELLO W**kY FRANKY!!!".
Golden, i still call him that to this day....
What was he's response, bet he's face was a picture.
Logged
Pages:
1
[
2
]
« previous
next »
Jump to:
Please select a destination:
-----------------------------
Poker Forums
-----------------------------
=> The Rail
===> past blonde Bashes
===> Best of blonde
=> Diaries and Blogs
=> Live Tournament Updates
=> Live poker
===> Live Tournament Staking
=> Internet Poker
===> Online Tournament Staking
=> Poker Hand Analysis
===> Learning Centre
-----------------------------
Community Forums
-----------------------------
=> The Lounge
=> Betting Tips and Sport Discussion
Loading...
Author