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11 teams again, and here they are with a special form guide to the runners and riders:


1. The Dog Wardens

Form: Defending champions (just!) having played a masterful tactical game to come from behind on the last event. Anchored by RichEO, ballast from Shogun, class from Nakor. Next month we are going to play the games at midnight so that Duke is unconscious and unable to register.

RichEO
Duke
Shogun
Slim99Slim
Nakor

2. Team Silo

Form: Pipped at the post in August. Most consistent player is Ripple with occasional, very occasional, flashes of form from the Sheriff. They are the Everton of this competition, there or thereabouts, but ever so slightly boring to watch.

Silo Graham
Moskvich
Maldini
Ripple
Sheriff

3. Team Lever

Form: July champions led by the talismanic Colchester Kev, including the fearsome Skrikera and a pair of Chavs from Luton. Lost form in August, possibly connected to the extended absence of the excellent b4Matt

Colchester Kev
B4 Matt
Rookie itb
In the belly
Skrikera


4. Team Bluffer

Form: Bluffer himself anchors this very consistent team. One time leaders in August. Bluffer is the strongest performing blonde league player over a couple of years. Rest of the team contribute too. Leicester's finest technolog is a much improved player. Sharky has a spreadsheet to die for!


BlufferUK
technolog
chipchik
winalotfred
Sharky-uk

5. Team Unknowns

Form: What form? KingPoker is always playing with his (oval) balls and Andrew T has often been left to carry the hopes of his cohorts on his erudite shoulders.

AndrewT
Reenot
KingPoker
HoldorFold
No Flops Homer

6. LOL Modaments

Form. The team rejoiced! Kinboshi announced he was unavailable for September. Team threw up! the captain invited Ironside to take his place. Form suggests team is there to make up the numbers. Pretty accurate actually

Ginger
RobertHM
Ironside
TightEnd
Jizzem


7. The Shortbread Dookers

Form: Runners up in July, well in contention going into the final event in August and a sub for September, the King of Cash, totalise. However he replaces August's top individual player Bigfella. They are a wonderful bunch of people, truly excellent. There, will you promise not to play the song again now?


Madasahatstand
Brad Strider
B/F CousinKev
nezperce
totalise

8. Team Hardon

Form: Limper than a calling station in their inaugural month, truly dreadful. A team infused with class, form and lots of other things can only do better, surely? Perhaps the introduction of a man into the team this month will do the trick.....

Claw75
Withnail
Dingdell
Laxie
The Nun

9. Team officePoker

Form: Form?!??! GeotheSarge hasn't missed a draw for two months! Come from behind? runner-runner-runner? absolutely no problem Sarge!
Lets leave it at that, though I'm not bitter

Geo the Sarge
Apothecary
McColl
xxMairxx
Hammerheid

10. Four Jocks and a Rio

Form:  A new team, and it will be interesting to see whether they settle at the back of the grid or swoop Lewis Hamilton like into contention. Only slower.

Eck
Lazaroonie
RioRodent
Teacake
ScottM

11.  Fletcher's Arrows

Form: Began their first month well led by online poker stalwarts Porty and Pffa. Faded at the four furlong mark. Wardonkey is absent this month so there is a space, first come first served


Portfolio
Pffa
Nanetec
BrummieBoy


So there we are, the prize this month to the best player on the winning team is a seat into GUKPT London in October

May the best team win!

First event tomorrow night on blonde at 8pm (note change of time)

Hi Tighty,

I'm not going to be able to play this month - I've informed the rest of the team - don't know if they've had any joy finding a replacement yet.

go the hardon mob!!!

two spaces in teams!

if not filled, we go with 4 player teams anyway...

Tighty my PM's may have confused. can you change Dougzihno for XXX Mair XXX please.

Geo

Factually incorrect -- I always register for the whole month in total sobriety (around 14:30 first Tuesday just in case)  :)up

...and just for a bit of fun here's Sharky's virtual book for September's Team Challenge.....

Shortbread Dookers	4/1
Team Bluffer	5/1
The Dog Wardens	5/1
Team Silo	8/1
Team Lever	8/1
Fletchers Arrows	10/1
Officepoker	16/1
Team Unknowns	16/1
4 Jocks and Rio	16/1
LOL Modaments	25/1
Hardon Mob	50/1

                     
So where is the value?

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25/1!!!!


valoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Dookers are bridesmaids !!!

Lever at 8's is the vallooooooo in this book

If I was in the team, it'd be at least 75/1.

rather disappointingly he's right

No, he's wrong.

Levers are one hit wonders. Over aggressive and overly dependant on the lever.  ;ifm;

Seriously, good luck all for September I've been rested for the month so will be railing the dookers when I can and doing my best to tilt Kev after that bridesmaid comment!!. I'm actually going out tomorrow night - yes outside!! First Tuesday out in ages.

Who holds the book -- getting the Chelsea Society phone number -- need to get money on at 5/1

First month of playing the team challenge - can someone PM me the password please ?  :)

Anyone going to run a real book on it ;)

Tighty can u please change Dougzinho to xxMairxx pls hun, I am getting a complex here, when I first read team list I thought eek Ive been dumped from team, even tho I know my big cuz wouldnt do that to me heehee ;) (wouldnt blame him if he did LOL)

done :)

ChipPrince joins Fletcher's Arrows

Anymore spaces? I am SO tempted..

Thats 'TheChipPrince' to you tighty... ;)

you wait ages for a bus, then two come along at once....

Josh, let me just see if Suzanne wants to return to her team now she's back online

If not, the space is yours

Go the bridesmaids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


On a serious note, well played to the DOOKERS for the previous months and good fortune for this evening and rest of septembers league. We will do the business for Glen and hopefully break some of the records weve alreay set. That is 3 in a row for winning the games and first, second and third. Oh and weve had best individual individual league performance too from Brad and Bigfella. Ye canny whack it!!!!!!!!!  I feel another song coming on:)  AWAY THE DOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See you tonight:)

Records are temporary, winning the league is permanant, come back to us when the bridesmaid becomes the bride !! ;)

Our 123 record can never be beaten. only equalled. And this is the month the DOOKERs get hitched. Watch this space!!!!

I have a feeling this will be the month of the Bluffers!

GO ON TEAM BLUFFER!!!!!

May the best team win!

oh yes, we were the first team to set the record, so how can it be temporary Kev?  :)

1234 ??

12345 ??

and i wouldnt go booking any honeymoons just yet .. your lot just aint ready !!

We are already at the finish line Slim:)

Our record will take some matching

28, 29, 32, 43, 47

Stick that in yer pipe and smoke it!

 ;cupcake;

*buys lottery ticket*

With our team member I am sure we can "improve" that record.

i got a feeling theres gona be some "LEVERAGE PWNAGE" tonight  ;nana; ;nana;

No 7..   U need an extra number

Any more word on tonight tightend? I dont mind either way but would like to know sooner than later :p

leave it for tonight Josh as Suzanne is a late night blonde, will let you know for Thursday

4/1 sick value on the dookers, lump on

4/1 value? u gotta be joking on a team thats never won it and continually bottles it when the chips are down!  ;nanana; ;popcorn;

I'll lay the dookers. (£20 max ;))

Thanks Rich:)

ALl mouth and no trousers comes to my mind ;first;

Whats this Capitano -- undermining the already fragile confidence of you team  ;goodvevil;

why you using the first smilie???? your team have never finished first  rotflmfao

the Dookers Bridesmaids have caught that many bouquets they are opening a florists !!!

Ted Rogers and Dusty bin live..3,2,1.......

this month its going to be different. have you saw who are favourites? :)

Count me in (sorry Sugardaddy)  ;cupcake; ;cupcake; ;cupcake;

50/1 your having a laugh!!! I will have a virtual tenner on The Hardon Mob  ;bumwiggle;

Suze, thanks

You are in the team for tonight

I'm sorry I clearly made a mistake there....
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Should have been 100/1  ;D

No, I said I'd lay the dookers at 4/1 upto £20, which means if they win I'm paying out £80. Dogs are going to win. I'll lay any team but the dogs (but I might have to change the odds on some of the other teams, don't agree with them all :P).

£50 on Lever at 10/1 please.

Don't waste your hard won cash, lump it on the modaments, you know it makes sense Rodney. This time next year we'll all be millionaires.

Sorry Robert, I just can't see the pound devaluing that much...

need a password.....

I'll give you 6/1! And I think I already mentioned my £20 max, just a bit of fun, don't want to get cleaned out.

   Shortbread Dookers         4/1   
   Team Bluffer                      4/1   
   The Dog Wardens         5/1   
   Team Lever                      6/1   
   Team Silo                      8/1   
   Fletchers Arrows         9/1   
   Officepoker                      14/1   
   4 Jocks and Rio         14/1   
   Team Unknowns         16/1  
   LOL Modaments         22/1   
   Hardon Mob                      40/1   

can anyone send me the password ???

Ive got a feeling Office Poker are going to storm it tonight, Welcome back Terry and Colin, hope you had a wonderful wedding and honeymoon on the QE2.

Dont underestimate the MODS we are worked up for this month..

password please someone...been spring cleaning my message box...sigh

 :)up

No bets? I only wanted to back the dogs for £5. Next best thing is lay the other 10 teams.

Anyone take £5 on the dogs at 5/1 ?

go on then

payment at bb8, 2011

Gutted. :( Oh well. To the cash game grind