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We have a venue

We have a date

Give us a few days to sort out the basic logistical details and we'll announce it early next week all being well



Speculate away......

no speculation, it's london

ive been told ;D

you will attend

you've been told

May I hazard a guess?

yes - send me your 'guess' via pm.

Nottingham, October, would be my guess....

But what if I was wrong??

you have to be willing to take that risk without knowing the penalty!!!!

thats just the risk you run of guessing a bb venue!

guess wisely ::)

Was this announcement of the announcement ever announced? You can't just spring things like this on people you know.

sorry,I will try and prepare you for the second pre-announcement announcement of bb6 well in advance

It's going to be XXXXXXXXXXX on the XX and XX of XXXXXXXX 200X

BRING IT ON!!!! WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

On a cruise boat around the Med at a special discount price of 99p?

It's bound to be be a date I can't make, so probably one of the following weekends:

27/28 October
10/11 November
17/18 November

Nope, bound to be 13/14th October, just after my operation.....

How brave of you to come out Bainn

You do realise the beard will have to go dont you?

Was it tikay in the living room with the train story?

Nah, i'll just pretend to be Greek......

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Sweeeeeeet, probably need to get it booked off

When will we find out??

Cardif?

27/28th Oct would be my guess.

Shit, didnt read orig post properly. few days obv

ERRRR didnt anyone tell you!! If you have won a BB before the only way you can earn haircut money is by busking at the front entrance :-)

Hahahaha i'll prob do that then to be honest

Can we make requests? I will give you 50p for a Kenny Rogers song :-)

i think i know where and when i just need to find out how to get there

anyone know if you can park in aberdeen docks

crusie round the orkneys is rather good in early january

Cardiff 20/21 October.

Next question plz

Can I have your autograph?

I've heard its in Edinburgh...

I can officially announce it will not be in north wales, which is obviously a shame...

G casino Manchester  ??

Leeds!

Have you heard me sing

cool - can I stay at your house? :D

The Kilmarnock church hall.  We have fizzy pop and pringles potato chips.  I think the janitor has a deck of playing cards as well   :D

bB6 sorted then :)up

lol

bolt
Sark
totalise
Nemesis

attendance in bb5ville is mandatory.....

time logged in: 49 days 16 hours and 33 minutes

I only have a life span of 50 days, that's all i was programed for!

Looking forward to seeing your corpse at bb5, death is not a valid excuse.

Well, I'm gutted.......

Aye, but in true kilmarnock style they have taken the queens out of the deck and hung them all the walls....

Tighty if you know the venue and date, tell us!
Or maybe just the date, most of us need to book the time off
(PS it's in Brighton ;))

I need to confirm a few things with venue first

as soon as, we announce

Don't plan to go to the village hall in Kilmarnock. 

Do you have a hair to cut?  rotflmfao

If this secret venue is made public & the secret date is disclosed -- is this secret gathering open to all secret admirers of this secret form - or is the secret a real secret.. if u know what i mean  ;dewi;

All will be revealed.....Abi Titmuss stylee.

That would be an up front disclosure then

Absolutely.  All will be revealed to any who want to see it.

Entry will be restricted to existing members of this gathering until Oct 1 when it will be opened to all and sundry.

Is 01/10/2007 the gathering ????

No!

Will Mr Connor Mcleod be invited to this gathering

who be he?

nope but duncan is as he took connor's head in the endgame

ok we all know it's dtd, so now all we need is the date.
Logically it can only be one of two.....

you fancy a wager?

Has someone checked out five a side pitches at the location.

Hopefully, is Tighty in goal again yeh to put some more screamers past him.

unfortunatly tighty announced his retirement from blonde bash goalkeeping duties at the end of bb4 and has moved upstairs into a coaching role.

as to not disappoint you all ITB(team england) will be defending there title again at bb5 wherever it may take place and a suitable goalkeeping replacement who meets the criteria needed (minimum 18 stone) has been signed and is ready for action.

screamers past tighty??? the only screamers i remember were the numerous goals scored by team england! ;nana;

dont worry as soon as there an official word on venue i will be making full arrangements for us to defend our title.

just hope the rest you pussies can muster a side to give us a proper game! ;)

I am almost tempted to get fit this year and join in the football.  Having thought about it for three seconds, I think I'll just have a lie in instead.

come along and give a few rub downs claw  ;kev; ;kev; im sure there will be a queue  ;D

I thought about that for three seconds too.  Still going with the lie in option.

 rotflmfao shame because the new slimline kev is threatening to actuallly make an appearance this time and what a fine figure of a man he is1  ;) how could you resist claire ?  :dontask:

It will be tough, but I will just have to fight the temptation.

thats it kev will be gutted now, you know all that slimming was especially for you claire  ;D

retired.

taken up cribbage.

Sounds painful, rather you than me...

had worse.

i can confirm the crusieliner has an open decked 6-aside footbal pitch and a good supply of balls and a few life jackets just incase anything goes overboard

If you want to combine the attempt to keep fit with the lie in then let me know - i'm sure i can think of something :)up

What's that then?  ;angel;

I think the announcement will come that blonde bash 5 was actually held last week.

It will be followed by a brief apology from Tikay of the lack of notice notice, a post from RobBieboyHM saying that if it's any consolation, they all had a good time, and a demand from Kev that we all owe four squid for the buffet.

So that's my guess. September 1st.

Things that happened at bB5 last week.

1) the main comp was won by a total luckbox
2) the winners of the heads-up comp rubbed everyone else's noses in it
3) Tikay fell asleep
4) Ironside got a puncture

That would be cheating!

:D

Oi!!

i'm an occasional luckbox not a total luckbox!!

can i please be the coach of the ladies footy team

Certainly Iron,

if we remove your teeth, how many seats will we get in?

Geo :)up

the only thing overboard will be kinboshis pathetically wild attempts at goal  rotflmfao

now thers an idea! cribbage at bb5 count me in :)up

no change from previous bb's then  ;sark;

Modelled my game on drogba.

lol u got a long way to go, you've never scored 30 times in your life let alone a season!

I know nothing has been anounced yet but dan molby will be looking for a team

The good news is I won't be looking for a team, one dash down the wing would tempt a cardiac arrest. I may turn up and support the English with fag in mouth.

come on, when is it already!... I'm moving the weekend of the 27th of October so it'd better not be then!

No, but I can blaze them wide and dive on the floor with the best of them.

;D

Recently started playing again, have quit the ciggies, am pimping myself to any team with alcoholic tendencies to make up for self-imposed fitness regime. Skill not required but preferably not total muppets.

Blimey - you're taking the heads up poker very seriously this time.....

How much longer do we have to wait. Announce it then......................................

 ;popcorn;

So, any announcement ?

No it's just the announcement that has been announced  ::)

is there to be an announcement of when the announcement will be?

We need a chat with the venue for the basic details, and they should be getting in touch with us tomorrow

Its all worked out our end and the person we need to speak to has been involved in an event over the weekend, and thus unavailable.

Is this an officially announced update ?

I think it's an officially announced pre-announcement update.

It's just another announcement to tell us... it will eventually be announced.   rotflmfao  At the rate we're going...I'll be older than Tikay by the time it's actually announced.   ;tk;

As ever, real life not running as smooth as is sometimes planned, I didn't expect you to have to wait this long.

but we don't want to be premature. In more ways than one.

thats a pre-updated announcement apology update. Grudgingly.

Sorry. Ungrudgingly.

This is getting a little confusing....

doesn't take much.

procrastinationaments

Unofficially, an announcement might be possible before the end of the week.  That will be the official announcement, not a pre-announcement announcement.  So this is an unofficial announcement of the possibility of an official announcement.  Officially.

Tighty and the others are working frantically behind the scenes.  Like ducks on a pond, etc. 

Lapland - 25th and 26th December?

"Ducks on a pond" ?  Never seen busy Ducks.

 ;tracet; confusaments

Indeed, Quantum entanglement is easier to comprehend.

You've spoilt it now

That's the whole point.  The ducks seem to be serenely moving across the surface of the pond, yet underneath - their feet are paddling away like mad.  Just like blonde.

We have a date

We have a venue

I or colleague needs to speak to venue just to confirm details like buy-in and start time before we announce it. Wouldn't want to announce it and then confuse people by changing things would we, have half the field turning up for 4pm and half for 6pm?

Sadly the key person at the venue has been working an event all weekend, and we should speak tomorrow.

Now then what's confusing about this?

Off to award myself the Nobel prize for physics.

was more directed towards

Unofficially, an announcement might be possible before the end of the week.  That will be the official announcement, not a pre-announcement announcement.  So this is an unofficial announcement of the possibility of an official announcement.  Officially.

Tighty and the others are working frantically behind the scenes.  Like ducks on a pond, etc.

sorry, i thought it was open news - afterall the reindeer are spreading it around the animal kingdom like wildfire..........

Looking forward to the announced official announcement.....that right ?

Perfect

tyvm, gl, gg, nh, ul

Im so confused..  :dontask:

As long as it not on when Liverpool are at home, I dont care..  :)up

Aaargghh.

Do not complicate the situation further by adding more conditions to the mix !

That presupposes it will be during the football season.

FYP

Autumn 2007

there's a season.

its then

Or which football you were referring to, and in which country...

You think it'll fall then?

Is that an announcement?

It's bad punctuation.

His time is taken up looking at the bigger picture, to busy concern himself with details.

(xx)

we haven't had summer 2007 yet - so autumn 2007 is at least 6 months away :(

Off to walk over burning embers.

Don't forget to take your socks and shoes off..............

Want sauce with those roasties?

OK, the Date & Venue are.......jeez, I'm feeling tired here.......now, where was we? Oh yes, Date & Venue.

It will be....ZZZZZZZZZZZ at.......zzzzzzz.......................

FYP

 :)up

this might help wake you up, Tikays cocaine...................

(http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/322073.jpg)

is the palace of westminster sinking?

just leaning, half cut.

A quick turn of my head to the right confirms they are still standing and looking fine in the late afternoon light.  I love my view - no wonder I don't get enough bloody work done.

Edit: Wanted to share a picture of my lovely view with you all.  This is the nearest I could find.  My desk is on the 24th floor of a building on the bank of the Thames to the left of the picture as you see it, looking in the direction in which this photo was taken.  I'm about eye level with the top of St Stephen's Tower.  I love it.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/untitled-2.jpg)

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omg god im so jealous, amazing view!

edit, ps. what digi cam did u use to take it?

ah that explains why Claire can buy herself into all them cool tourneys, working for a bank. I can't believe they let you have a key to the safe though ;)

do you work in a helicopter?

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No, she's really tall.

yeah nothing at all to do with spending all day surfing the blonde website..........

 ;whistle;

I think she does the traffic reports for Capital Radio.

lol - I didn't take the picture (I do have some on my phone but they're not very good as the windows are a bit grubby!).  I just found that one on google - think it was taken from a helicopter - so to get the real view you'd need to drop a fair few feet. 

sigh, i feel cheated!

I will post my phone pics later just for you x

On here?

oops - thought I'd sent that in a PM :o

lmao!

Saved to prevent accidental deletion. POTD

Is it london?

close(ish)

see you there