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Title: excuse me Post by: Claw75 on November 12, 2007, 11:15:16 AM ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns; ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;izimbra; :tikay:
that's all. Thanks - feel a bit better now :) Title: Re: excuse me Post by: AndrewT on November 12, 2007, 11:17:59 AM Better out than in.
Now light a match. Title: Re: excuse me Post by: Claw75 on November 12, 2007, 11:26:43 AM for anyone else having a bad day:
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I used to be a hooker" He says "That's alright dear, your past is your past but I must admit I find it quite erotic, tell me about it" She replies "My name was Nigel and I played for Wigan" Title: Re: excuse me Post by: kinboshi on November 12, 2007, 11:51:34 AM Don't remember Wigan ever having a hooker called Nigel... ;whistle;
Title: Re: excuse me Post by: boldie on November 16, 2007, 08:43:28 AM Don't remember Wigan ever having a hooker called Nigel... ;whistle; but you remember a hooker in Wigan called Nigel, don't you?. Title: Re: excuse me Post by: kinboshi on November 16, 2007, 10:12:48 AM Don't remember Wigan ever having a hooker called Nigel... ;whistle; but you remember a hooker in Wigan called Nigel, don't you?. You recommended him! Title: Re: excuse me Post by: boldie on November 16, 2007, 10:39:20 AM Don't remember Wigan ever having a hooker called Nigel... ;whistle; but you remember a hooker in Wigan called Nigel, don't you?. You recommended him! He i top class, our Nigel. Title: Re: excuse me Post by: steeveg on November 16, 2007, 10:40:31 AM its a old one but still makes me laugh,
A busty blonde sat down at a table in a Las Vegas casino. "I hope you don't mind," she said, "but I play better when I'm naked." She then proceeded to undress. On the very first hand, after some heavy betting, she was head's-up in a monster pot. After the dealer turned over the river card, she flipped her hand over, jumped out of her seat and started screaming, "I won! I won! I won!" The dealer, flustered, pushed her the pot. "What'd she have?" the loser asked the dealer... "I don't know," the dealer said. "I thought YOU were watching." - |