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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

LMFAO

Did this Raleigh happen, what did his SPOKESman say ??

Difficult to get a handle on the motivation for this, clearly

lmao.  They called the police on him for getting off on an inanimate object in his room?!?  :o  Better keep me curtains drawn!

The doctor shouldn't have ignored his claims he was having sexual problems with his chopper

i heard the reporter asked for a detailed report, and asked the spokesman what gear the offender was in ...

He later back peddled ..

I was mislead by this heading, after all most men have..

Saddled with his embarrassment, the man was kept behind bars until the wheels of the legal process turned. On being asked by a reporter how he felt he replied "Them's the brakes" 

It's a funny story, but I don't understand why he was given 3 years probation and put on the sex offenders list. he was alone, in private, not in public. What did he do wrong?

Good question - it's a precedent - if you think you are in a private place and someone walks in you're comitting an offense?

absolutely nothing in my view.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CTPLUcQAjk

It got worse for the unfortunate man as he was later admitted to hospital after apparently using WD-40 as a substitute for KY jelly.

The doctors prescribed him a course of stabilisers.

 ;hattip; ;applause; ;applause;

He was clearly a cycle-path (or a pedal-phile), after all this kind of activity can derailleur.

A man in Kilmarnock later identified as Mr S.Ark, was to be found the next day in his public library borrowing the latest best-seller in the country

"Cactus potting for angry horse loving cycling porn enthusiasts" by Mr I. Didnothingwronghonestguv.

Sex offenders register ???

To protect other bicycles out there?  I don't understand, it had been a blow-up doll would he have been sentenced?  He was in his own room, behind a locked door?  How was he 'breaching the peace'?

I wonder if after pumping up his bike if he's a bit tired now?  It certainly hasn't been a goodyear for him.

Welcome to our free state.

When i was a kid my mam told me cycling was very dangerous and to make sure my helmet was in the right place and i didnt get saddlesore.

obviously two tyred to ride the other two old bikes that were in his room.

That's nothing, do a search for pavement sex, A guy's just been done for shagging it again :(

Poor lad. Nobody every told him about the 5 finger shuffle .....


http://news.google.com/news?client=opera&rls=en&q=pavement+sex&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wn

Try being married to a man with a fantasy that you have to dress up as a pavement, Tarmac thongs are just not fun ok.

Tarmac thong? You'd have to be a cyclepath!

rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Yeh, your quick with those one liners red-dog LMAO

maybe it wasnt his bike.

yeah it could of been a  bike swapping party

I don't think so,   I hear he's a bit of a dynamo.

Was he bicyexual?

he says it was a frame up, or was it up a frame not sure now

if he did it again would he be recycling ?

Don't be so velodromatic.

what did he use as a condom, the waterbottle

If he's living in a hostel I'd imagine he can ill-Halford the fine

all these puns are getting tyred.  the next person who makes one should be (handle)barred.

ahh give us a brake

Can't be beat....ty

Ever notice how you hear a bunch of these stories at once then nothing for a couple of years and then there's another bunch appear.

You could say they come in cycles

It's a chain reaction

I go away to Waterford for the weekend and you have a 'crappy pun' thread without me.

That's such a bad beat.

You can't play poker AND join in a crappy pun thread in tandem though.

It's a Shimano, it was Raleigh unfair of us.

sorry Andrew, you were busy, we didnt want to puncture your concentration ... you need to be in the right frame of mind for puns :)

Laxie was busy handling the bar otherwise we would have asked her for ideas.

But puns are one of my Specialized areas of interest.

stop making mountain bikes out of molehills

Fork off.

Im gearing myself up for the next bout of puns.

Torque is cheap.

It's about time we stopped al l this nonsense and got back on track!!

I heard it was Flushy's bike..........it was a Chopper.

 ;hattip;

Thread recycled just for Andrew

I'm surprised Chopper hasn't been back on to post on this thread.

When it should be re-tyred...

You Scots are a racer part.

It certainly is an encyclepedia of bad bicycle puns, this thread

wheel have to stop all these puns,he must be deflated and want to patch things up

Yep - I'm a real dynamo.

I can't see what the problem is ...I ride my bike everyday... then she cooks me dinner afterwards...
 :redcard:

If he repeats the offence and gets locked up, will he be in for a long time or do you reckon his lawyer will get him a quick release?

Bet they send him to Mount.